Hey guys! No I'm not dead or quitting. Really where the hell do these rumors start from? Whatever so I have finished my semester so I now and finally free to write more thanks to a huge boost in free time. In any case I have also been editing...who ever asked ME to edit anything must be desperate since my grammar is pretty bad as most of you know and have told me lol. But yeah it was fun, sorry since doing that took away time from my writing. I also finished moving which was a huge change.

Now I have decided to return to Shinju's Fruit which I will try to update next. Also since it's the holiday season I have decided to do either one of two things. One either start updating much faster or post crossover of your choice out of the following-Naruto/Akame, Naruto/Hellsing, or Naruto/Inuyasha

A little info

Naruto/Akame- Naruto and Sasuke get sent to Akame world after their final battle. They decided to work together against the Empire using their powers from the Six Paths. Naruto has Rikudo mode and Sasuke has is Sharin-Rinnegan. They will not get Teigu and will not join Night raid but will help them

Naruto/Hellsing- Naruto ends up with immortality after he and Sasuke strip the world of chakra at an old age after seeing that all their effort during the war was wasted as the world is sent into war once again by the future generations. He is eventually awakens during the hellsing time line

Naruto/Inuyashi- Naruto basicly gets Naraku-like powers. I haven't planned out much on this one but it could be standard story line or neglect(tell me what you think)

On to the story!

"Move faster!" Naruto said as he punched Kurenai in the face sending her flying into a try. The force from the impact splintered the tree where the kunoichi landed. A dark purple bruise was rapidly forming on her right cheek as blood dripped from her mouth. Slowly standing up, Kurenai glared at Naruto who stood calmly across from her with a cold look on his face. His strange eyes seem to drill into her very soul as the Hokage looked down at her as if she was but an ant at his feet.

Kurenai stood up before charging at the blond with a kunai in her hand. Naruto smiled at the effort she was putting out. While he couldn't help but admit that the kunoichi was a beauty when she looked proper, currently she looked like she had just came out of a war zone. The dress that she once wore had been torn to pieces leaving her a pair of spandex shorts and black sports bra. He once flawless skin was measured with thin cuts and her once well cared for hair was a mess.

When she got within range to strike him, Naruto grabbed the blade of the kunai with his bare hand. The blade didn't even cut his skin as he broke it and delivered a strong kick into Kurenai's midriff sending her flying back into the tree she had hit before only this time the tre fell over. On the sidelines, Anko and Yugao winces when their friend coughed up globs of blood. Naruto didn't even give her a chance as he used a Doton jutsu he hadn't used since his first battle with Izumi.

The red eyed beauty used a tree as support as she got back on her feet. Naruto smiled when he saw that she wasn't giving up even when she was getting beaten so badly by him. He didn't like pushing her so hard but he couldn't afford any weak links on any of the teams and so far she was the weakest of the four jonin in charge of the clan heirs. "Good." Naruto said before bringing his figure to his mouth. The blond bit into his figure allowing a bit of blood to pool out. "I haven't done this in forever. Summoning Jutsu- Jackal Hunt!" He yelled as he slammed his palm into the ground.

A plume of smoke erupted from under him but was immediately dispersed by three gold and black blurs. The jonin didn't have time to dodge as the three blurs tackled her into the ground. Naruto smiled as the everyone stared at the three dog-like animals growled down at her. Naruto chuckles when the three looked back at him with a glare.

"Do you have any idea how long it's been since you summoned us?" One of them said to Naruto who scratched the back of his head nervously as the three Jackals got off of the jonin.

"Sorry about that but I've been busy lately." Naruto said before the three vanished in a plume of smoke. Walking over to the downed kunoichi and smiled down at her, "You did good, now rest." Naruto said as he picked her up and brought her over to the two tents he had set up a bit away from where they had been fighting.

"I think you pushed her a bit too far." Yugao spoke her thoughts as she and Anko followed the blond into the tent. Naruto set her placed her on top of a blanket and covered her with another. The two other women looked at him as he walked out of the tent and sighed.

"Look I can't say much, but soon an enemy will come and I want everyone to be ready for the battles that will happen. I'm sure you two have heard me and those old guys talking about a group called the Akatsuki right?" Yugao nodded while Anko looked a bit confused. Seeing the snake user's confusion, Naruto decided to elaborate a bit. "The Akatsuki is a group of nine missing nin from across the Elemental Nations. Each of them are capable of mass destruction and death. Two of them are no longer in the group. I killed Kisame Hoshigaki during my mission in the Hidden Mist, while the other is Izumi Uchiha who was once known as Itachi Uchiha." Naruto told the two.

After Izumi had returned to the village it became public knowledge of what had happened with the Uchiha clan and Itachi's true identity as Izumi. Saying that it all came as a shock to the village was an understatement. The one who was most shocked was Sayuri who normally would have rebelled against the idea but the effects of his sword were still in effect on her and had helped to keep her calm and understanding of what had happened.

He couldn't help but smile at the tearful reunion the two had which was only enhanced by his revival of their long dead mother. Sure he may have angered the Shinigami a bit because of the load of paperwork he added to his table but it was worth it to see the three female Uchihas so happy at finally being a family again.

Izumi had personally offered to help train Sayuri whenever she was free which was quite often since he was the Hokage and had given her an extended vacation. It was the least he could do to compensate her for the years she wasted in the Akatsuki. From what he found from some of Danzo's spies was that the Akatsuki was now targeting him along with the Jinchuuriki. This had actually been both good and bad news. It was good because it meant that some of their attention would be directed at him rather than the remaining jinchuuriki. However it also meant that Konoha had a huge target on it since it now had the Kyuubi, Nibi, Nanabi, and for now the Ichi along with himself.

This was why it was important for him to unite the five nations against the Akatsuki before it was too late. He didn't want another war to spark that would cost thousands of lives. He knew that he could handle almost anyone easily if he went all out except another Juubi or a jinchuuriki of a Juubi.

He had gotten lucky with Gaara being able to take control of Suna as Kazekage thanks to it being in a state of panic because of the death of their leader. Normally it would have taken him months maybe years to gain their trust but thanks to a bit of influence of Konoha and Kumo's part along with the state of the village made it way easier. A had been surprising way more chill compared to the one in his original world. The Mist was out of gratitude for reviving an army as well as taking care of the two S-rank shinobi who were joining the Mizukage's side. There was also that marriage he was tricked into but that part wasn't bad. What could he say, Mei was one of the most attractive women he had seen so far in his entire life, was smart, strong, and had a great personality.

"So what do we do now Hokage-sama?" Yugao asked. This was an official mission so she felt that she had to speak to him with the respect that came with his title which annoyed the blond.

Naruto glared at her lightly before sighing, "Well I sent a Jackal to Iwa saying we would be arriving in a few days. I guess until Kurenai wakes up we should at least train a bit." He said before giving them a fox-like smirk. Both kunoichi started to back away from him only for two clones to appear behind them. "Come one lets go." Naruto said as his clones dragged the two into an open field before disappearing.

The two made a run for it only to run into an invisible wall. "The hell!" Anko said as she started to punch the wall in an attempt to break it and get away from the blond and the 'training' he was going to do with them. Naruto behind them smiled so sweetly it that it was almost venomous.

"Are the two of you trying to skip out on a bit of training? To think that my 'bodyguards' are such cowards. I bet Oniki-dono will laugh at me when he meet you two." Naruto said as he cried crocodile tears. The two looked back at him like he was insane. They had seen how Kurenai ended up after his training which was just him sending constant attacks at her and telling her to dodge and counter attack. "Well how about this, I promise to only use Summoning jutsu and Jinton." Naruto said two the two who stopped banging on the barrier and thought about it.

Sighing Anko turned around with her head slumped forward, "We accept." He barely had any time to react as a golden-black canine attempted to bite her head off. "Hey I wasn't ready!" She yelled childishly as she ducked under the attack only for Naruto to appear in front of her and nail her in the face with a uppercut. Naruto smiled when he saw the women transform into a log in a puff of smoke.

The Hokage jumped back as he sensed something coming up under him which revealed itself to be a large snake. From the corner of his eye he could see Yugao coming at him from the side with her sword drawn. "Jinton-Extreme Movement." Naruto said out loud before appearing beside Yugao so fast he left an after image behind. Instead of attacking, the blond gave her a rather hard slap to the behind before fading away.

Naruto appeared a few meters away smirking before he was forced to evade several dozen snakes that came at him from his side. Looking over he saw a smirking Anko holding her hands out as snakes continued to pour out of them. "You're not the only one who can summon!" Naruto yelled as he slammed his palm on the ground when he landed. A massive Jackal appeared in an explosion of smoke and started to rip and tear the snakes with it's teeth and claws before actually eating them .

"Hey! Do you know how pissed off the snake clan will be find out I basicly feed their members to some giant dog!" She yelled at him in an attempt to distract him when she saw Yugao picking up the sword she had dropped when Naruto spanked her. The large jackal summon stopped it's feast and glared at the special jounin.

"You shouldn't have said that." Naruto said with a wide grin when he saw his summon turn its attention from the snakes to their summoner. Out of the corner of his eyes he saw Yugao coming at him at speeds which surprised him since he had never seen the ANBU move so fast before. As the Jackal charged at Anko, Naruto decided to have some fun with the purple hair beauty. The blond ducked under her attack and sweeped her legs out from under her before 'softly' punting her away.

Anko summoned a larger snake to fight the large canine only for Naruto's summon to snap at it with powerful jaws taking off the tip of it's take. Her summon hissed in pain and anger before wrapping around the Jackal. Much to Anko and the snake's surprise, the Jackal revealed that it had a humanoid upper body-much like the Kyuubi had- which allowed it to grab the snake before it started to pry it off.

Naruto's jackal howled in pain as the snake summon bit into it's flesh in retaliation. Having enough of the reptile the gold and back summon used it's hand-like paws to bring part of the snake closer to it's jaws before taking a devastating bite out of it. In an instant the snake summon disappeared leaving Anko alone with the canine who was less than amused with the woman.

Naruto sidestepped an attack from Yugao. The two had entered a beautiful dance of death as the purplette attempted to cut her leader while said blond just groped her every chance he got. It was a good thing she didn't put on her armor before they started training or the blond would have ripped it apart just to be able to squeeze her modest yet perky C-cups.

Somewhere in heaven-in another world- a white haired man wearing a strange outfit jumped up and cheered that his student had finally embraced the path of the pervert. This however caught the attention of every female angel in the hot springs he was spying on; "Minato help me!" He yelled as he ran away from an army of pissed off angels.

Naruto blurred out of existence once again when Yugao attempted to decapitate him once again. The blond appeared crouching behind her, "Secret Finger Jutsu-Thousand Years of Death!" Naruto yelled. Yugao only had time to widen her eyes before Naruto trusted his fingers up into her ass. The ANBU blushed as the Hokage's figures ripped right through her pants letting his fingers enter her asshole without anything separating his fingers from her flesh.

A dark red blush spread across Yugao's cheeks as she felt Naruto penetrate her with his hands. Yugao instead of going flying she let out a load moan. Naruto blushed deeply as well when he felt his skin make contact with her's and the moan didn't help at all.

Both Anko and the Jackal stopped their fighting to look at the two. The canine facepalmed before disappearing in a plume of smoke since Anko took advantage of his distraction and had several snakes wrap around him to the point where he had to return home.
"Aw I wish that was me." Anko said pouting as she watching Yugao running away with her face in her hands. Naruto had dispersed the barrier to let her go through. Seeing his distraction Anko decided to leave as well before he decided to train her even more.

Three Days Later

Naruto and his group had finally arrived at the gates of the Iwa only to be stopped at the gates told that they had to wait until the Tsuchikage arrived. The group of four was stuck waiting for two hours outside the gates with the guards who had apologized several times for their Kage's tartiness.

Eventually the four saw the man floating towards them with a semi-pained expression on his face. From what he knew of the other world, he assumed that the man had hurt his back once again as they arrived and had needed medical help.

The old man looked over the four Konoha shinobi, his face never changed away from the stern expression he had. "I never expected the a child to be named Hokage let alone go to a meeting with another kage with his harem." Onoki said before floating back towards the village. The four from Konoha stood there shocked at what the Kage had said. Onoki looked back when he didn't hear them move. "Are you guys coming or not?" He asked. His question snapped the four from their trance.

"I you will be staying in a house we have prepared for you for the next week. I will allow you the use of one of our training grounds but only for taijutsu. You are not allowed to interrupt the work of my shinobi or antagonize the people of Iwa. You have a fridge filled with different types of food and that's it, if you want more or something else it comes out of your pocket." He said sternly. The blond honestly couldn't blame the elder since his father has basically slaughtered their armies during the war.

"That's fine. Do you mind if we take a day to get settled in?" Naruto asked politely for once since he knew that the relations between Iwa and Konoha were strained since they had been enemies in nearly every single war so far.

"Fine. Meet me tomorrow in my office at 8am sharp." The old man said before he started to float up into the air towards what he assumed was his office. Naruto sighed as he and the three kunoichi were lead towards where they would be staying.

"This is going to be fun." Naruto whispered to himself sarcastically.

four days later

If a single word could be used to describe the state of Iwa for the last four days it would be nervous. For the last four days the two kages had been clashing wills for hours on end. Sometimes their yelles could be heard throughout the village as they argued about both the alliance the Hokage was trying to forge or random things that made many of them sweatdrop.

Onoki's office

"Are you kidding me?! The Princess Gale movie was way better than the Icha Icha movie!" Naruto yelled out at the old man who growled at him.

"Said the guy who starred in it with that silver haired chick!" Onoki yelled back at the blond who blushed at the comment. It was true that he was convinced by the the perverted sage to star in his movie and had asked Kazumi since she had told him that it was her dream to do so. He figured that she would appreciate it and suggested it to Jiraiya. The two didn't really have sex in the movie only pretended to under covers or had stunt doubles in their place. Sure they did kiss several times throughout the filming and he had been forced by the pervert to grope her but they never went all the way since they were just friends.

"I only did it as a favor to Jiraiya and don't bring Kazumi-chan into this. The two of us never once actually had sex." Naruto shouted back at the older yet weaker kage. He was tired of everyone assuming that he and his sensei's female counterpart were having sex behind close doors.

"WHAT!? So you're saying that all those scenes were fake!? This is outrageous!" The Tsuchikage yelled as he smashed his hands into his stone dest causing it to crack. Naruto couldn't help but sweatdrop when he saw how seriously the old man was taking it.

"Can we get back on topic? I didn't really come all the way here to talk about if I banged my ex-sensei." Naruto said as he tried to get away from the topic of the movie and back to the alliance. So far they had wasted over an hour today arguing about random things from food to movies.

Onoki nodded and held up the file scroll which contained the terms of the treaty. "I have no reason to accept this. From what you said the Akatsuki had only been attacking villages in order to get their jinchuuriki. Our jinchuuriki have already been taken meaning we have no reason to help you and the other villages protect their bijuu." The old man said seriously. Naruto frowned when he heard that he was refusing to join him and the other four villages against the Akatsuki.

Naruto sighed and folded his hands together, "Tsuchikage-dono, please understand that the Akatsuki will not just stop after gaining the nine bijuu. After they get them all, a fate worst than death will befall not only my village, but Suna, Kumo, Kiri, and even Iwa. What will happen will make you wish you had joined when you had the chance." Naruto said firmly. He wanted to make the situation seem as bad as it would get without revealing the fact that he was from some future parallel world.

"I'm sure that the force of four villages is more than enough for you guys to handle this Akatsuki business. And if you fail then chances are that they would be weakened enough for Iwa to finish them off by ourselves." The old kage argued. In his eyes if the Akatsuki had so much power that it would take all the main nations to stop them then either they would be destroyed anyways if they did or didn't join or they would be able to finish them off after the other four villages weakened them. Plus he had used the Akatsuki's services in the past to help expand his land's borders. They had no reason to fight against them at this point.

Naruto was already getting pissed off by the old man's attitude. He already knew from Gaara that the old man was going to look down on him for being so young plus the animosity between their villages didn't help. He knew that he could easily beat any Akatsuki member one on one if he had to and maybe take them all on at once but if they had the bijuus plus a reincarnated Madara even he would be hard pressed. Plus while his control over his power had increased over the time since he battle with Hashirama, he still wasn't as strong as the original Juubi who as far as he knew only cared about destruction and let it's power run wild. Sure he could just rampage and would be at that level but he prefered not destroying everything around him.

"Okay, what would you like in exchange for joining our alliance?" Naruto asked. The entire time he had tried to get the man to join him and the other kage out of good will and logic but maybe he just needed to tug on the man's sense of greed.

Onoki grinned when the Hokage offered to give him something in exchange for him joining his alliance. "In exchange for Iwa joining forces with Konoha, Kumo, Suna, and Kiri I want the bloodlines of the Uchiha and Uzumaki from Konoha, the Sanbi from Kiri, the Black Lightning jutsu from Kumo, and the Scorch release from Suna." Onoki said with a wide smirk. If the Hokage agreed then Iwa would easily be able to become the strongest village with a new jinchuuriki, two legendary bloodlines, a kekkei genkai, and a way to make lightning stronger.

Naruto's eye widened before narrowing dangerously. His killer intent flooded the entire village in a wave of KI that it caused all civilians, genin, and most chunin fainted while the rest of the chunin and nearly all jounins had several hundred visions of their own deaths. Onoki himself couldn't help but shiver and break out in a cold sweat as the 'kid' before him was covered in a layer of pitch black chakra with red lines and symbols. His eyes however were what truly unnerved him. He recognized the pattern in the inter ring as the same one as Madara had decades ago.

'I probably should not have said that!' Onoki thought as ten tails appeared from behind Naruto. "Kami help me." He said to himself

Not much else to say but I hope you enjoyed it and please leave a review they help inspire me to write