Disclaimer: I will own TMNT when pigs fly. So, very soon.
Word By: D'Fuentes; Babushka
When my phone rang I answered it, he'd been out for a while and I was starting to worry.
Mikey was already talking "Donnie, you'll never believe what happened. Someone jumped out behind me, wrapped something around my neck, almost strangled me. It was so cool, I'd never been attacked by a babushka before."
I stared at my phone, sure that I'd heard wrong. "Did you say you were attacked by someone's grandma?"
Snorting into ear "Like an old lady could do that, I was almost killed by a head tie. So I'll be home soon, bye."
The funniest part is that's probably not the strangest conversation he'd ever gotten from his brother. Keep sending in those words/phrases/whatever's R&R