Disclaimer: In the very near future, you know when cars fly and we can go through time, I will own giant mutated turtles for real, and not cartoons or comics. Until then I borrow these.
Word By; sallywatermelon: ridonculous
"Remind me to kill you when we get home."
"Nah, if I did, fun stuff like this might stop happening."
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"Ya sure you wana do this partna? You're mighty short for somtin like this."
"I said I'ma do it so I'm doin it."
"Umka, here ya go."
XXX
"I bet you ten bucks he can't stay on for all eight seconds."
"This is why you and Raph should never make bets centering around western words, I'm now putting ridonculous above, pudding."
People speaking order: Raph, Mikey, Random Cowboy, Raph, Random Cowboy, Mikey, Don
Why does a random cowboy not care about there appearance? How did Raph riding a bull come out of this? Did Raph stay on for eight seconds? I have no idea, that's the great thing about these fics, fill in the blanks and have fun with your imagination.