Disclaimer: It has finally happened, I own Michelangelo, a doll anyways. When I own the real one you people will be the first to know.
Word By; Bookhater95: Information Commercials.
"Happy birthday, my sons. You are now eighteen years of age, you should use your new found age appropriately."
"Thank you father, I will try and use all of my wisdom from the past to make my future years better."
"What's so great about turning eighteen? Twenty one is when the real fun begins, then you can drink legally."
"Hello, eighteen is awesome. We can smoke, and go to war."
"Yeah, and we can finally buy those stupid things we see on infomercials."
I was just flipping through channels when I saw one of those stupid infomercials and I wondered, why do you have to be eighteen to buy those? Any way, random today but fun as always. Keep sending in those words.