Disclaimer: In devotion to my favorite show, and to prove that I am worthy of owning them, I just got done painting my whole entire everything green.

Word By Not So Secret ; Stupid Cannibals


"Its barbaric, pure and simple. Nothing should eat its own kind."

"Mikey, its the circle of life. If you don't like what you see on the TV, then stop watching it."

"Come on Donnie, you got to agree with me? Where's the logic in eating your new born babies?"

"If you don't stop watching Animal Planet and complaining about Alligators, I'll fed you to Leatherhead!"

"Stupid Cannibals."


Sometimes I feel that way, reptiles just aren't very good parents.