WWE: Retro VS Superstars

After the end of Edge, Cena and Lita WWE becomes nothing. All of the main superstars have gon to prison and now WWE has only the retro stars that are good. Well there is some good superstars left. Chris Jerico, Triple H, Undertaker, Kane, Rey Mysterio and Kanye West ( wait for the Pre Sequel, that will explain all.)

One day Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior walk in and start talking:

-You know what brother? WWF has come back and it WILL dominate the wrestling world and a half brother!

After that the brothers of destruction came and the WWE tag team title match began!

The match was going amazing for Hulk and Warrior as they almost won 65 times. But Undertaker didn't give up he K.O. the Warrior (Who was behind the ropes), taged Kane who chockeslamed Hulk, taged Undertaker who pinned Hulk:

-1,2,3!

The victory was Brothers Of Destruction.

After that amazing match there was another amazing match: Chris Jerico VS Bret Hart. Couple of minutes and Ads the match began!

First Hart enter and then out of nowhere Jerico camed out smashed Harts head right into the concrete. Hart started bleeding ,but Chris said:

-Don't worry ref the next match is a Extreme Rules match so I can do what I want! Now start the match or i'll do to you the same!

So the ref started the match not willingly. Chris stomped Harts hand tree times and broke it. Hart tried to brake Chris hand ,but in accident broke his second arm. Hart couldn't move so chris walked to the ring, took the steel stairs, walked back and smashed them in to Harts chest. Brets rib cage broke making him breath harder. Then Jerico did the last thing to Hart, he took his close, took him to the ring and pinned him. Shortly after Fandango took him to the back stage. In the backstage Emma meet him. Emma took Hart into her room. She took his pants off . Then she smashed him on the ground and they had...

After that dominating match there was only one match left: The Main Event. It was a brawl between Evolution, Brothers Of Destruction VS Hulk Hogan, Diesel, Big John Studd, Goldust Retro. The match began and after 5 minutes there was only Undertaker and Hulk left. Hulk dominated the match and almost eliminated Taker. But a giant suprise happend: Stone Cold Steve Austin came from the curtains and stunned Hulk 3 times! Undertaker eliminated Hulk trowing him of with his Last ride. Hulk Hogan broke his arm when he hit the ground so he couldn't fight anymore for a month.

On the Smackdown there was only two ,but wery long matches: Kanye VS Kane Retro, Kane VS Kane Retro.

The first match started as fast as the show started. Kanye was dominating Retro ,but Retro was really srtong he Tomb stoned West 5 time until he started bleeding. Then Retro took a table & set it on fire. Retro smashed Kanye into the fire ,but it wasn't how he expected it to happen. Kanye jumped out of the fire and kick Retro into the fire. Retro jumped out and jumped to the ring. Kanye did that to. For about half a hour they hit themselves with their moves. It was boring until Kanye started rapping. He rapped so hard that blew up Retro's head. All of his brain blood went everywhere and it was disguisting. The Smackdown show was instantly rated PG-17.

So with that rating WWE C.O.O Triple H and WWE Chairman Vince Mcmahon had to talk a bunch:

-What we will do? With that rating were making 43% less money?

-I know what to do...

To be continued...