Disclaimer: I hate clowns and would never want to own one.
Word By: I'm a girl; Scary clown
"Bad clown, bad scary clown" the little five year old continued to whack me with his new birthday present, a noodle for his pool.
It was sad really, how I was unable to defend myself from a toddler more then half my size, but I could take down an army with my eyes closed. Still I tried to reason with my attacker from my position on the ground "Come on little Dude, I'm not a clown, my names Cowabunga Carl."
Like the first three time's I'd tried, this had no effect, and my day only got worse when the mom suggested they play pin the tail.
To clear it up, this is from the 2k7 movie, Mikey being Cowabunga Carl of course. Hope you liked