Disclaimer: I do own a buttery sock, but I don't own I Carly or the Turtles

Word By;bookhater95: Butterysock


"Mikey, where the shell are your nunchuks?"

"Um, dry cleaners!"

"Even if that lie wasn't totally obvious, why do you have a sock stuffed with...what was it stuffed with again?"

"Butter! We had a whole gallon just hanging around in the fridge."

"Okay, what exactly is that going to do against your opponents?"

"Are you kidding me? You could brain an elephant with this thing!"


Yea yea, you know the drill