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One Week Later at Jazz and Tucker's House

Jazz was very excited. Maybe a little too excited compared to how she normally was. She had vomited twice that morning. This was a slight improvement from how she was last week. She still couldn't believe that she managed to get away from the party twice to puke. This was going to be shocking, but hopefully Danny wouldn't try to kill Tucker like last time. He had almost killed Tucker for many reasons. When they got married, when he woke up after hearing that she was pregnant, and when they were caught kissing in her room Tucker's senior year.

'Ding Dong' The door bell echoed. She had told T.J. and Tucker to keep it hidden. Tucker wasn't very good at it. He had even mentioned her weight. It wasn't that noticeable. She shook her head. Time to pretend that she wasn't excited.

"Hey Sam, Danny, Kyle, and where's Marie?"

"She had a cold. Dora is looking after her."

"Why Dora?"

"Because, you told Mom to be here. Why are we here?"

"I have an announcement. Well, we have an announcement," she said, putting her hand on her stomach. Sam was too busy telling Kyle to stop floating to notice. Danny saw, but he was as clueless as ever.

"Are you getting a puppy?"

"No. Clueless."

"How am I clueless?"

"Never mind."

"Gotcha!" Sam yelled after getting Kyle off the ceiling. "I blame you for that."

"What did I do?"

"Your ghost DNA. Your fault."

"You're the one who told me to go into the portal! Twice!"

"Well, you-"

"Guys, let me guess. No sleep?" asked Jazz.

"Yes!" Kyle started crying.

Sam and Danny muttered sorries, calmed Kyle down, and kissed to make up. I have to admit Danny looked nice with purple lipstick on.

"I brought fudge."

"You ate it in the car, Honey."

"Oh right." Jack and Maddie sat down on the couch. Tucker and T.J. entered, started laughing, and went into the kitchen.

"Well, that was weird," stated Maddie.

Jazz entered the room with a bunch of cards.

"Open them on the count of three." Tucker and T.J. sat back and watched the family look confused.

"One," Jazz said.

"Two," Tucker continued.

"Thwee," T.J. finished.

The cards flew open. Inside sat on sonogram.

"Hey look! It is one of those baby picture things. Why are you showing us this? You aren't pregnant." The whole room face palmed. He couldn't be that clueless.

"What?"

"Jazz is pregnant," Sam stated very calmly.

"I'm going to skip the fainting and go right to the punching. Come here Tucker...Tucker? Tucker!" Tucker had already fled.

Danny said," Going ghost!" You all know what happens next.

"Not my PDA!"