Disclaimer:My dreams have been thoroughly crushed by reality, I'm going back to my home planet.

Word By; j.w. aPPEL: Gas contest: April and Karai in a belching and farting contest.


"Beat That" Karai crowed in a very proud voice. I couldn't blame her, that one was awesome.

"Okay I think I will" April decided, and indeed she did.

With that particular hurtle out of the way my assistant and I moved them on to the next challenge.

"Okay ladies" my assistant said while waving around a banner above his head "Round 2, Farting Contest. Begin!"

Since April won the last round we decided to let her go first, yet sadly hardly anything came of it.

Karai dominated her efforts without breaking a sweat.

While continuing to jot notes down my baby brother came up to me and stated "You do know how wrong this is don't you?"

"Of course" I admitted "but I needed to test that new pill on someone, and since we still had Karai captive anyway I figured why not make it fair by using another girl. Would you rather it be you?"

Mikey quickly shook his head back and forth and jogged over to the two now wrestling girls.


;) R&R