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Word By; J.W. Appel : Butt paper


"Argh, stupid fly paper." Raph snarled as he attempted to tear it away from his hand, only to get it stuck on the other hand. It kind of reminded me of cartoon's where they get one finger stuck in the mud and the next scene there totally covered.

I probably should have tried to help, but I was to busy laughing at him. True to my theory, less then ten minutes later my brother was covered head too toe in the yellow sticky paper.

"Hay Don, wanta get off your shell an give me a hand here?"

Still snickering I managed to get out "Nope sorry Raph, I've got to go and work on your bike. You know the one that you insisted should take above all importance. I did promise I'd get right to it after I got done debugging the lair. You have enough fly paper on you to sucesfully take care of that."

I turned to walk away and was rather impressed with the vocabulary Raph used. I wasn't aware those two things could even go together. In retaliation I answered "You know, you are one of the only people I know who could turn Fly Paper into Butt Paper. Except maybe Mikey."


This is one of the rarest parings there is, which is sad because I like those two interacting. Thank you all