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Word By; J.W. Appel : Mirage Venus:surprise me
"Hey guys, you'll never believe what I found!"
"Mikey, if its another stray cat, the answer's still no! That would make five total."
"Nope. Better then a cat, I found a new Turtle. A female Turtle, hint hint wink wink."
"Mikey, stop saying onomatopoeia's like that. Its just irritating. Now what female Turtle?"
"I don't know, I just know I'm going to try and make out with her for the next few issues."
"Like Hi!" she paused to giggle "Like my names Venus De Milo, like what's up?"
"Ahh, girlyness. Quick lets kill her."
Turtle speaking order
Mirage: Mikey, Don, Mikey, Don, Mikey, Venus, Raph
I know I know, this one is honestly terrible and stereotype and makes the boys a bit OOC, but I did all that on purpose. This is the product of my writing skills when I'm in a bad mood, horrid Cliche' ness. I'll probably go back later and look at this and scream 'OMG, I can't believe I was ever sleep deprived enough to post that! How do I get it down" then I'll spend twenty minutes trying to figure out how to take it down, thirty minutes debating if I should take it down, and in the end loose my nerve and my will simply not do it because I'll be to lazy to come up with a proper chapter. I apologize that you were now witness to one of my more insane rants.