Disclaimer: weiver a em dnes sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams erew uoy fI
Word By; J.W. Appel : Gender: five year old Mikey ponders the difference between boy turtles and girl turtles and asks Splinter
"Master Splinter?"
"Yes my son"
"Are girls really pink?"
"What?"
"I was watchin TV, and they brought out a baby girl, but she was all pink. Donnie said that was just the outside, and that a normal baby human was on the inside, but then I thought that what if it had been a girl baby turtle? Wouldn't her shell stay pink? Or would it turn greenish like ours over time."
"My son, there are no such thing as pink turtles, and I can assure you that female turtles do not have them."
"O, that's good. I was afraid Raphie was turning into a girl."
"...how-"
"O, his bandanna got wet and the color went all funny and started dripping onto his shell. It wasn't exactly pink, but it was kinda close, and I got worried. By now."
Poor poor Master Splinter, having to deal with such odd children. I feel like I'm getting better the more I think about these, so let me know.