Sopa/Snora/Sokma/Soma was reclining on the couch, pretending to watch some TV, but was really just the audience flashing little penlights to cast the glow upon him.

"Snora! Your supper's ready!" Soccer Mom said offset.

"Coming, Mom!" Sopa/Snora/Sokma/Soma said while scratching his dead hedgehog. For those just tuning it, it was on his head, pretending to be spiky extensions of his hair.

Sopa/Snora/Sokma/Soma didn't move, though. He just changed the channel. By pointing at the audience with his remote and pressing a button. He set the remote back down and placed his hands contently upon his lap.

The dog hurried by, wagging it's tail, barking at the "front door."

"SNORA! WILL YOU LET OUT THAT DAMN DOG BEFORE IT MESSES ON THE CARPET! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR FATHER FEEDS IT BUT LAST TIME I WAS CLEANING UP AFTER IT FOR FOUR HOURS STRAIGHT!"

Before he could get up however, the dog grew impatient and walked around the partition, presumedly to do it's business outside in the studio. And Kramer Ricky opened the door.

"Sorry, Soma. But I think I just let pluto out."

"Pluto?! NOOOOOOOOO!" Sopa/Snora/Sokma/Soma exclaimed, without taking his eyes off the "audience/TV" and once again "changing the channel."

The laugh track laughed. Clapping could be heard. One "guy" sounded like it was the funniest thing he had heard all day and laughed until he choked. Collapsing in a heap.

"Don't you think we should go out and rescue Pluto? You lazy bum."

Who's this?! A new character introduced on set? IT IS. It's Megan Fox playing Kimwee/Kari/That female character!

She came down from upstairs leading the audience to wonder for years if she's Sopa/Snora/Sokma/Soma's love interest or possibly a sister/cousin or other female family member/tenant.

Ricky whistled at Megan Fox. Megan Fox ignored him and leaned over the back of the couch, snuggling up close to Sopa/Snora/Sokma/Soma.

Sopa/Snora/Sokma/Soma looked up. Visibly unsure what to do. But it finally pulled him away from that "TV."

"TV's for chumps. Real men go out and rescue their dogs." Megan Fox said, unbuttoning the top button of her shirt and loosening up her hair with a florish. "Or damsels in distress, princesses and other hot babes, like me. Isn't that right, Soda?" She dragged her finger along Sopa/Snora/Sokma/Soma/Soda's chin.

Sopa/Snora/Sokma/Soma/Soda gulped.

Ricky, seeing he wasn't Megan Fox's object of attention got bored and walked over to the kitchen set. He returned with a beer and kicked back on the recliner next to Sopa/Snora/Sokma/Soma/Soda's loveseat.

"SNORA! YOUR SUPPER'S READY I SAID!" Soccer Mom yelled from the next room. "AND WHERE'S THAT DAMN DOG! I'M GOING TO SHOOT IT, IT LEFT A MESS IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM!"

There was a pause while Megan Fox maintained steady eyecontact with Sopa/Snora/Sokma/Soma/Soda and he looked visibly shaken in return.

"AND WHO THE -BLEEP- IS DRINKING ALL MY BEER?!"

Soccer Mom finally appeared on set, wiping her hands with her apron and looking thoroughly pissed off, before she finally saw Ricky lounging in the recliner.

"Oh! Ricky! You're the one drinking all of mommy's beer!" Soccer Mom smiled, transforming her angry face into a happy maze of wrinkles. She then looked at the camera and said:

"That's SO Ricky!"