Sopa/Snora/Sokma/Soma/Soda and Megan Fox were making out on the couch when the episode started. The camera followed the dog, a golden retriever as it hurried from the living room into the kitchen. Soccer Mom was scraping a can of congealed soup onto the mess that was overflowing the dog's dish.
"SNORA! SUPPER'S READY!" Soccer Mom said, sticking the can itself into the mess. Not knowing what to do with the spoon, she just stuffed it back into the utensil draw for the Studio janitor to deal with.. or for next week's episode.
Soccer Mom dusted off her hands, signifying a job well done. She untied her apron and threw it onto the counter and opened up the fridge.
She downed one can of beer, then the next one, before grabbing a third and closing the fridge.
"Snora -hic- Will you make sure to go up and clean your sister's -hic- room? You're grounded little.. -hic- blister—mister." Soccer Mom, half tipsy collapsed onto the recliner, where half-drunk she got to see Sopa/Snora/Sokma/Soma/Soda part ways from Megan Fox. Megan Fox readjusted her shirt and took Sopa/Snora/Sokma/Soma/Soda's dead hedgehog off her head and put it back onto the noggin of her love interest/brother/roommate/co-tenant/boyfriend/on-again-off-again/whatever else the audience can think up.
Sopa/Snora/Sokma/Soma/Soda, lovestruck, headed on up the stairs. The camera raised until it could cover the upper portion of the house. He walked by his own bedroom, Ricky's bedroom, Soccer Mom's bedroom and came to Megan Fox's bedroom.
Megan Fox's bedroom was as tidy and undisturbed as he had left it the last time he was forced to clean it.. which was a week ago.
In fact, a small layer of dust had accumulated upon everything in the room. CLEARLY SOMEBODY WAS-
Ahem.
Sopa/Snora/Sokma/Soma/Soda slumped his shoulders, knocking his dead hedgehog onto the floor. He retrieved it and placed it back on his head.
Proceeding back downstairs, he was surprised, but only slightly to see Megan Fox had moved and was now making out with Soccer Mom, who was indeed now drunk. The upset can of beer was pouring out onto the hardwood floor and the dog was proceeding to lap it up.
Crestfallen, and bored, Sopa/Snora/Sokma/Soma/Soda looked up in time to see Kramer Ricky enter through "the front door" cross the living room, enter the kitchen and once again raid the fridge. Discovering it to be full, but devoid of beer, closed the door and walked back out.
"OH MY DOG! THAT'S SOOO RICKY!" The sound bite exclaimed as the show's title appeared on screen.