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You know that moment right before something big happens? Danny was living that moment. His had twitched between invisible and visible as he looked at it. A pee stick. His 37 year old wife was holding a pee stick. How did this happen? Well, he knew how it happened. He had known since a very awkward talk with his dad. He shuddered at the memory. He kept looking. Finally Sam asked
"Do you even know how to read it?"
"Yes!" She gave him a look that said "swallow your pride and admit it." "...no. Tell me what it says." You couldn't really blame him. He had never seen one before. Sam found out on her own last time. She told him after it was all said and done.
"It says..."
"Mom! Grandma brought the turkey to life!" Marie said.
Sam and Danny ran down stairs. They just wished they had remember to put the pee stick down. Right as they reached the bottom of the stairs, it fell from Sam's hand. Maddie picked it put. The whole house grew silent. Maddie just looked at it.
"Wait what is that?" asked Kyle.
"It is the stick that says you are going to be a big brother." Replied Maddie.