I own nothing.

"Wait, who brought a turkey?" Sam asked, obviously trying to avoid the obvious subject. She was pregnant and if the bet still stand. If it is a boy it will be Danny Junior. Poor kid. Kyle was babbling again. Even Sam didn't get this one.

"Ah..ew... ugh...ugch...mu...ah!"

Marie was beyond excited. Maddie was in shock. Jack was wrestling the turkey. Everybody else was in a mix of happiness and disbelief. Tucker was proud that Danny still had it in him.

"Maddie, brought it. She thought it was the least she could do." Jack answered.

"Why are you still holding it!" Kyle yelled. Talking about the pee stick. Maddie handed it back to Sam.

Even at 34 this was still embarrassed. There was no planning and no big surprise. Just a stick that said positive.

"I call running the baby shower!" Jazz yelled.

"Is it a boy or girl?" Kyle asked.

"We don't know yet. You can't find out that fast." Danny answered.

"Why not?" Kyle asked.

"Because, it is too small to see." Danny answered.

"How are you suppose to see it?" Kyle asked

"Please tell me you are just acting this stupid." Tucker said.

"Ummmmmmmmmm." Kyle answered. The room went back to silence. "Wait, how did this happen?"

"Danny, you need to give him the talk." Sam replied.

"What talk?" Kyle answered. Danny put a hand around him shoulder and led him into the other room.

"Sooooooooooooo. Surprise!" Sam said.

"Let's go celebrate! I'm going to be an uncle again!" Tucker said. Marie told Seth. It was the start of some major changes.

"EWWWWW!" Looks like Kyle's talk was going well.