Disclaimer: Now own a cousin named Mikey, but he's much less amusing
Word By: TimidBookworm; chicken feather
It started with a chicken feather and ended in a dress shop.
Mikey had discovered that people used feathers to stuff pillows, and was convinced they were murdering chickens for there feathers, and so to put a stop to this animals abuse he decided to don his Turtle Titan disguise and stop this madness.
He went out to a local farm, Donatello caught up with his misguided brother and explained that they only use downy feathers, fluff that naturally comes off of baby birds, and the two were going to go home until the farmer caught sight of there shadows Thinking predator he threw a pitch fork at them, managing to snag Mike's cape as they were escaping.
So he insisted on stopping at the nearest available place, because what dignified super hero would walk around with a torn costume! That's when the other two found their brothers in a dress shop.
Yep, the mojo is definitely back, I've already got the next two written out. Hope you guys are still enjoying.