Ya regrese! Let's get this started! Durbe-chan will also be appearing as a guest along with J.D. Girl. She will be dubbed D.B.! To not get her confused with the other Durbe... Well, hade ni ikuze!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal.
"You know, why do Kaito and Rio always argue in my show? And in my stories? Ay no! No lo puedo creer!" Sen exclaims as she walks into the stage, followed by J.D. Girl. The audience claps and cheers as they take their seats.
"English, Sen. Some people don't understand Spanish," J.D. Girl calmly points out.
Sen nods lazily as she leans back on her chair sofa in an unprofessional manner. "Yeah, yeah. I'm tired right now... Can you do the introductions? For both the arguers, the guest from the previous show, the new guest for this show, and the special guest that's going to be with us?"
J.D. Girl sighs. "Fine." She faces the audience. "Welcome back to this reality t.v. show! We are going to reintroduce our cast from last show, and the new cast for today's show! Now please welcome, Kaito and Rio! The famous always-arguning diamond pair!"
The audience cheers as Kaito and Rio appear from the opposite side of Sen and J.D. Girl. Instead of shaking their hands, the diamond pair just sat down. And their faces have no trace of happiness anywhere...
J.D. Girl sweatdrops as she looks back and forth between the diamond pair and Sen. She decides to continue. Wise choice. "Now let's welcome back, Droite!" The audience claps as Droite does come up to them and shakes their hands. Then she takes a seat beside Kaito.
"Now, for our new guest tonight, we have Ryouga!" The audience gasp all around as they hear that name. Ryouga?! The he-really-has-no-reason-to-be-overprotective Ryouga?! Uh oh.
Ryouga appears from where the rest of the characters are and doesn't even bother waving to the audience nor does he shake the hosts' hands! The nerve! He just goes beside Rio and sits in the chair sofa next to her.
Sen glares lazily at Ryouga. "Uh, Ryouga? How about saying hi to us?"
Ryouga glares at her indifferently and rolls his eyes. "Irrelevant."
Sen pouts and sticks out her tongue in childish manner. "Whatever! J.D. Girl! Introduce Durbe-chan please- Oops! I spoiled her grand entrance! Hehe...Well, since I've already 'introduced' her, please welcome to the stage, Durbe The Barian-chan, who's going to be dubbed D.B.!"
And the audience goes wild! D.B. appears from the side from where the rest of the characters appeared from. She smiles and waves at the audience. "Thank you guys! Love you!" More cheers.
"Yeah, yeah. Come sit down Durbe-chan," Sen lazily commands as she motions at the seat next to her. D.B. walks to the seat and sits on it.
"Now that we are all here, let's commence this spectacle or whatever fancy word can be used to describe this...show... Wow. I'm talking bad about my own show. Rio and Kaito sure know how to rub off!"
The audience laughs while Kaito and Rio glare at her. "Shut. Up," they menacingly say.
Sen rolls her eyes. "Yeah, yeah! Whatever! Since she is the new guest here, Durbe-chan will shoot off the first question!... Actually, don't shoot it off. It may land on the wrong person."
D.B. rolls her eyes and smiles. "Oh, Sen-chan. Well, the first question goes to Ryouga!"
"Oooooooooooh..." the audience choruses.
Ryouga glares at the audience. "Shut up."
"Ryouga, do you feel that you are a little TOO overprotective in Sen-chan's stories?" D.B. questions. The audience goes silent.
Two seconds didn't even pass when Ryouga answered. "No. It's a rightful reaction I can sprout when my little sister hangs out with a demon like him."
The audience gasps dramatically while Kaito, Rio, and Droite glare at him. Ryouga looks at them. "What?"
Rio looks at him, clearly bewildered. "What?! You don't know why?!" The glaring continues. "It is NOT a rightful reaction to sprout just because I hang out with him in that annoying girl's stories!"
"What?!" Sen shouts. But then she calms down. "Well, I am annoying. I just wish people would say it directly to my face. It would save them a lot of suffering..." And Sen goes off on a monologue.
J.D. Girl and D.B. sweatdrop. "Okay..."
"You called me a demon?" Kaito asks, clearly offended at what he said. Then, he smirks, "You don't know who you're messing with. If I took your soul before, I could do it again." The audience gasps and whispers among themselves.
"Wait, Rio! Did you admit that you 'hang out' with Kaito in Sen-chan's stories?" D.B. smirks.
"Oooh~!" the audience, mostly the girls, coo.
"What?!" Kaito and Rio shout.
"Wait! Sen is not annoying! A little on the weird side, yes! But never annoying!" J.D. Girl defensively states.
"Awww..." the audience reacts.
"Do you think I'm afraid of you?! Please, I'm the leader of the Barians. I'm not afraid of you!" Ryouga retorts.
Kaito smirks. "The more you deny it, the more it's true."
D.B. nods affirmatively. "Right, just like the way you and Rio deny about liking each other!"
Kaito and Rio turn their anger towards D.B. this time. And speaking of 'this time', it seems Sen has broken out of her monologue! "Yeah! Good one, Durbe-chan!"
"You be quiet!" Kaito and Rio angrily yell.
"Don't talk to the host like that!" J.D. Girl fires back.
"So, Rio? You like hanging out with Kaito?" D.B. pressures on.
"I do not!" Rio defensively shouts.
"I can deny it all I want because I can! I have absolutely no reason to be afraid of you!"
"Oh really? Would you care to-"
"WILL ALL OF YOU JUST BE QUIET?!" Silence. Pure silence envelopes the show as everyone turns to Droite, now standing up, who got them all to be quiet. Droite looks around her and sits down. She clears her throat. "Thank you. Now, D.B.-san, you may continue with your questioning process."
D.B nods at her. "Thank you, Droite."
Rio leans towards Kaito and whispers, "...Your girlfriend is sca-" But Rio couldn't finish. In a flash, Kaito had grabbed her wrist and had harshly pulled her upper body towards him. Their faces were mere inches apart.
"If you call her my girlfriend one more time, you will face the same fate as your brother did," Kaito threatens.
His "threat" just made Rio laugh and smirk. "Yeah, sure." Then, she leans in dangerously towards his face. "Like I'm afraid of you. I have someone on my side that could easily take you down!"
Kaito scowls. "I don't believe you."
Rio smirks even wider and leans in beside his ear. "Haruto," she whispers.
"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!" Ryouga bellows as he watches the scene between Kaito and Rio unfold.
Sen rolls her eyes. "Oh let them be, Ryouga! But don't worry! They're not allowed to kiss in this show! I mean, according to the contracts they signed, they are not allowed to kiss!"
As soon as the diamond pair heard her statement, they immediately pulled away. Rio yanked her wrist out of his hold and sat down while Kaito loosened his grip and also sat down. Kaito has his arms folded while Rio is seen rubbing her sore wrist.
Sen looks at Rio dubiously. "Is his grip strong enough to hurt you Rio?" Sen asks Rio in curiosity.
Rio glares at her. "Shut up."
Sen shrugs and sighs. "Well, let's move on from that whole fiasco. Now this question goes for Droite." Sen nods in Droite's direction, and Droite nods back in conformation. "Droite, considering 'Getting Together', would you ever be that...angry that Kaito gave his coat to another girl?"
Kaito raises his eyebrow. "I gave away one of my coats?"
Sen's face falls. "You gave it to her in 'Talking with Kaito'! How could you forget?!"
Kaito glares at her. "Whatever."
Droite rolls her eyes. "Be respectful." The audience gasps. She just told the guy she loves to be respectful! Headline news! "Yes. As a matter of fact, I was very unhappy as I read your story. I wish he would have given one to me."
"Awww..." the audience sniffs at Droite's declaration.
Sen narrows her eyes at her. "Wait? Read my stories? You read my stories?"
Droite nods. "I do. Actually, I read Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal fanfictions whenever I have free time."
"Ahhh..." J.D. Girl and D.B. chorus.
Sen narrows her yes at her even more. "Hmm...If you read the stories here at the fandom, then you must know what the authors say, right?" Droite, once again, nods. "Then you must know what they say about other authors, right?!"
J.D. Girl sighs exasperately while D.B. facepalms. "Sen," J.D. Girl begins. "If authors hate you, they are not going to announce it in their stories! Much less the whole fandom!"
D.B. nods. "J.D. Girl has a point, Sen-chan."
Sen gaps at them. But before she could respond, Ryouga intervened. "Why would the other people care about you, an irrelevant person? You give yourself too much credit!"
Sen widens her eyes in puppy face mode and looks down at the floor. "I don't give myself credit..."
Droite glares at Ryouga and exclaims, "Look! Stop making her feel bad!" To Sen, "No. Authors don't talk about other authors unless it's because they are part of the inspiration for the story, to mention them, or to just praise them. Or if they are in a collaboration for the story."
Rio rubs her chin thoughtfully. "Hmm... If the other crazy authors don't talk about their fellow crazy authors, do they talk about this pairing?"
Droite tilts her head. "This pairing?"
Rio shakes her head. "I'm sorry. The 'diamond' pairing."
Droite laughs. "Yes. Well, sometimes."
Rio raises her eyebrow. "Are there some who hate this pairing?"
Droite nods. "Yes. Even I'm surprised that they would-"
"Yes!" Rio yells. Everyone looks at her. Rio smirks toward Sen. "Hmm...It seems that my pairing with Kaito is...hated."
This time, Droite smirks. "Yes. Usually those people who hate diamonshipping...ship you with IV..."
Rio widens her eyes. "WHAT?! Ewww...No way! Not with him or Kaito! I don't want a boyfriend!"
Ryouga blinks and then glares and then shouts, "WHAT?! With Thomas?! NO! If it had to be between Kaito and him, I would choose Kaito!"
Silence fills the stadium, er, show, my bad. The three authors all smirk at the same time, it's creepy. "Oh really..." J.D. Girl begins. "Ryouga, would you care to elaborate?"
Ryouga narrows his eyes, unaware that the table were going to be turned on him. "What?"
Sen smirks. "You approve of Rio going out with Kaito!"
Ryouga gaps. "I do not!"
D.B. smirks as well. "Oh really? Then why did you say that you prefer Kaito over IV when you could just have said that you prefer neither of them?
"Ooooooooooh..."
Ryouga glares at all three of them. "Can we just move on to the next question?"
"Yeah. Sure. Whatever," Sen laughs as she rolls her eyes. "Durbe-chan will now ask her other question." Sen nods in D.B.'s direction.
D.B. nods back. "Thank you, Sen-chan. Now, Ryouga. Has Rio ever used onions against you so she could go out with Kaito?"
If Ryouga had any food in his mouth, he would have spit it out. "No way! Never! She has never used onions-"
Kaito smirks and smoothly interrupts, "Oh really? Then what about her story on the day of Valentine's?"
Ryouga turns to him in fear of what he might say next. "What?"
Kaito smirks wider. "Rio told me that in order for you to have come to Haruto's party, she had to use onions against you."
The audience, the three authors, Rio, and Droite all laugh. "So true!" Rio exclaims.
Ryouga looks at her incredulously. "You told him that?"
Before Rio could respond, Sen interferes. "Wait." She turns to Kaito. "So you agree that Rio goes out with you and vice versa?"
Kaito freezes, then glares. "No. We don't go out with each other."
Sen rolls her eyes and smiles. "Stop denying."
Kaito glares harder at her. "I'm not denying."
Rio smirks. "Technically, you are denying."
Kaito turns to her. "Stay out of this."
Sen looks at her watch. "Actually, I have to go. The soccer game between France and Honduras is about to begin-"
Rio ignores her completely by still referring to Kaito. Rio rolls her eyes and smirks even wider. "Uh huh. You won't be saying that when you realize that I hold something precious of yours."
Kaito stares at her. "And I'm going to believe that bluff?"
Rio smirks as she shows Kaito his most price possession. Kaito widens his eyes as he realizes what she is holding in her hand. His Galaxy-Eyes Photon Dragon! "What bluff?" Rio asks evilly.
Immediately, Kaito reaches for his card, but he's not the only one who has fast reflexes. Rio smirks as she taunts Kaito with his card.
"Give it back, if you know what's best of you," Kaito growls as he tries to grab her arm, but she stands up.
Rio turns to the authors. "Catch you later! I need to run!" she exclaims as Kaito also stands up and reaches for her arm again. Rio must have been used to this because she avoids him perfectly. Rio runs out of the show. Kaito immediately after her.
The rest of the people that are left sweatdrop. Droite looks at the authors. "Well, I guess that's our cue to leave." She stands up and bows towards them. "Thanks for inviting me." And then she's gone.
Ryouga stands up and growls in frustration. He begins following the rest of the people. "Rio...You are so going to hear it as soon as..." And that's all that was heard from him...
The three authors blink. "...What just happened?" J.D. Girl asks.
Sen and D.B. shrug. "Not sure," Sen replies. "But I really want to watch that soccer game..."
D.B. facepalms. "Sen-chan. The issues occurring in...You know what? Nevermind..."
"We should just sign off..." J.D. Girl suggests. D.B. and Sen nod.
"This is Sen..."
"D.B..."
"And J.D. Girl..."
"Signing off!" all three shout.
Uhhhh...So tired...I came home late from a party yesterday, and I immediately crashed. Normal. Don't forget about the Diamondshipping Marathon on July 1st everyone! I would love seeing double the stories of the diamond pair before this year ends. Anyone can participate. If you guys need my help, please keep PMing me until I respond. I have major remembrance issues...Believe me. If anyone finds this chapter weird, I apologize. This is the result of publishing immediately after partying. Lol. That should be it! I have a game to watch. Lol. ~Ja ne!