Moshi moshi! Hello everyone! Ok so this chapter... this chapter is based off a CRAZY dream I had once... As soon as I woke up I wrote it down and it was a funny funny dream! XD So if it gets too weird for you, I am very, very sorry... Oy vey... and the Avengers are entering this fanfiction in this chapter. Well, enjoy and review! XD :D

Chapter 4- I DON'T NEED A THERAPIST!

I stomped down the hall, which kept me from hearing what Kadaj's reaction to Yuffie's question but still. Even if I did like Luke (which I don't), I would just want to be friends. If I had to, I would sing "Just Be Friends" to Luke. Except the song was about the guy breaking up with the girl... Don't judge me for listening to the Vocaloids! I'm just kidding. You can judge. XD I tried not to be curious about what Kadaj was going to say.

After school, we were stopped by a lady with short brown hair and really weird blue eyes. And I'm not talking about Mako blue. Like... weird blue. Dammit it's another thing I can't explain!

"Hi, I'm Mary Purples. The principal wants you to spend forty-five minutes with me after school. It's for therapy about your bullying problems," she smiled. Then she herded us to her office on the second floor of the school building.

Whaaaaaaaaa?! I don't need a therapist. Ok, maybe for my Mako poisoning but Tifa already made me try that.

It failed.

...

Yeah...

The day after Mary Purples came, AVALANCHE Kadaj and I, being teenagers, wasted time joking around. Yuffie had somehow managed to disappear after school. It wasn't that we weren't that bothered about kids in the school being assholes, it was more of not one of us had told anyone about it. So Mary Purples REALLY surprised us. So, why not annoy the crap out of a person that listens to people complain! She's highly overpaid anyway!

"I bet that I can be more emotionless than you," Cloud said to me.

"I'm joining in on this," Vincent said. I smirked.

"I can beat the two you hands down. What's the point?" I asked as everyone but Mary laughed.

"Are you accepting the-" Cloud tried.

"Challenge accepted," I said as with a straight face.

"I need some coffee," Mary said, making a classic anime face drop. She walked out holding her head. I sat in a corner and put my hood up.

"The challenge starts now," I said. Five minutes into the challenge, Yuffie fell through the ceiling. Like, WTF?! Everyone but me jumped and screamed.

"Yuffie! Where the heck were you?!" Tifa asked between giggles.

"Materia huntin'," Yuffie said. I mentally facepalmed. Are you fudging kidding me?! But I still somehow managed not to laugh or show ANY emotion. I looked at the pieces of ceiling that surrounded Yuffie.

The door opened and Mary walked in with her mug of coffee.

"Ok, guys. Tell me your-" She dropped her coffee when she saw the hole and rubble.

"Who put the hole in my ceiling," she asked in a small voice. We all were silent and looked up at her like the innocent little angels that we were. She turned her strange eyes towards Yuffie.

"You weren't here five minutes ago. I'm blaming this one on you," she said. Yuffie smiled innocently.

"Whatcha talkin' about? I was an invisible ninja five minutes ago. Now I'm not. I'm a very visible ninja," she said, trying to sarcastically sweet and innocent. Everyone but me laughed. MWA. HA. HA!

"Damn it," Cloud yelled.

"Lyra, you win," Vincent said. I blinked.

"Lyra? You ok?" Kadaj asked.

"I'm gonna see how long I can last without laughing or smiling," I said bluntly. Kadaj smirking.

"You keep doing that," he said with a chuckle. I could feel myself blush. Yuffie and Yazoo looked at each other with their eyebrows raised. Well, that's weird.

"Ok, back to the session, please. No more flirting or joking around," Mary said. Whoa whoa whoa! Who's flirting?! I wanna know!

"Tell me your weaknesses," Mary said as she swept off her chair and sat. Well that was blunt.

"PEANUT BUTTER!" Loz jumped up and yelled. "PEANUT BUTTER IS MY WEAKNESS!"

"What the heck?!" Cid said.

"Loz, peanut butter isn't your weakness," Kadaj said. I looked between Kadaj and Mary. Something doesn't seem right. Well, actually that's extremely obvious.

"Yes it is! I love peanut butter," Loz said. Yazoo and Kadaj facepalmed.

"We are related to that," Yazoo said.

"Guys, be serious. Tell me your weaknesses," Mary repeated. Whoaaaaa ok not creepy at all... I suddenly felt like an ice cube was being run down my back.

"Materia," Yuffie said.

"Yuffie, everyone knows you like materia," Tifa said.

"I know. That's nothing new and it stinks. I need a new weakness... Like Lyra and Kadaj's weaknesses!" Yuffie said looking at us.

"What!?" Kadaj and I said at the same time. Yuffie started laughing like a maniac. Whuuuuah...?

"Ok... Materia... Weakness... Go on," Mary said as she typed on her phone. I got a strange feeling that she was texting someone our "weaknesses." I looked at everyone and it was on our faces. Who the hell-y is this lady?!

"Who are you texting," I asked, trying to keep the suspicion out of my voice.

"No one," Mary said quickly.

"Hey can I see your phone?" Reno asked. Mary pulled her phone closer to her.

"Back off, Reno," she threatened. Ugh. Turks I swear! This is not how you deal with this kind of shit!

"Oh c'mon! Please, please, please, plllllleeeeaaase," Reno begged on his knees in his annoying voice. I growled out of frustration.

"Reno, sit down and shut up," I said.

"Awww-ok," he said as he sat down on a chair. Wow... that's never happened before. I must be pretty scary because that was super effective! AWESOME!

"Getting more coffee... I'm gonna need a lot more coffee if I have to keep doing this for them," Mary said as she stood up. She stopped herself from leaving the room and swung herself back in. "Stay. Put," she glared at us. Then she shut the door.

"What the hell was that," Yuffie said when we were sure that Mary was gone.

"I don't know but I ain't worryin' about it," Cid said. I stood up to stretch. But my vision blurred and I started losing my balance. I was dizzy and my head hurt.

"Lyra?" Kadaj jumped up.

"Vision," I managed to say before falling flat on my face. Sometimes I get visions. I don't know why. I guess I was born like that.

It came in fast pictures. There was a guy in a bugsuit- reindeer-thing... Um, Iron Man? WTF? Then... Luke. And a bunch of other things that I can't remember. Well except sadness and... whaaaaa?

I opened my eyes and the pain was gone, I wasn't dizzy, my eye-sight was fine.

"What was it?" Kadaj asked. Everyone was standing around me. Oh that's alright guys, I'm fine.

I frowned and opened my mouth to say something but Mary entered. DAMMIT IT WAS IMPORTANT!

I had a feeling that she had something to do with my vision.

"Ok guys. Time to-" Mary frowned. "Why is Lyra on the ground?" She asked accusingly. Before anyone answered, I did.

"Vision. Nasty one. You don't need to know." I rolled onto my stomach and jumped up. "Oh, look at the time. It's time to go. bye," I said. I left the room.

"Bye," I heard Mary say. Everyone said bye back and followed me.

"What was that about? Lyra! Hey!" Yuffie snapped her fingers in my face. We were at the dining room table with our homework out. I have no idea how we got home. I guess I was thinking too much to notice. I frowned.

"Huh?"

Shelke rolled her eyes. "You know. The vision," she said in her monotone voice. I told them what I remembered and focused on my math.

"Why was Iron Man in your vision? Reeve and Director Fury were friends once but they don't get along very well anymore because of disagreements about ShinRa," Tifa said. I shrugged.

"Don't ask me. I didn't ask for the vision. I didn't start it," I said. Tifa rolled her eyes. I stuck my tongue out at her.

-.-

That Saturday at four, there was a knock at the door.

"LYRA! LUKE IS HERE!" Yuffie yelled. I groaned. I don't really want to go but I went anyway. We went to see "Catching Fire" in the movies and then we left. He walked me home. It was really boring.

"Sooooo?" Yuffie asked when I got in.

"What?" I asked, very irritated. Our conversation was this.

YUFFIE: "How was your date?"

ME: "It wasn't a date."

YUFFIE: "What did you do?"

ME: "Went to 'Catching Fire.'"

YUFFIE WITH AN EVIL SMILE: "Did you kiss?"

ME VERY VERY IRRITATED: "Yuffie for the last time it was not a date! Knock it off!"

Yuffie made a face. "Jeez your crabby."

I glared and stomped up the stairs.

"You asked that just to make Kadaj mad. You know he didn't like that Lyra had to go," Tifa said. Yuffie giggled. I ran to my room and fed my ferrets- and froze. Being half angel, I can sense souls. And the soul I was sensing outside wasn't just Luke's. I ran down the two sets of stairs and out the door.

"Lyra?" Someone called from inside. Kadaj followed me.

I ran down the street and some weirdo with a staff was there. He was talking to Luke. They hadn't seen me yet. The guy with the staff juggled it from hand to hand. It a blue glowing thing at the top of it. Then the guy saw me. He smiled and a helmet with horns appeared. He looked like the bug-suit guy from my vision I stopped and immediately wished I had my Dragonsword. Bug Suit Guy started walking towards me. Luke turned me in. Crowley wanted me dead and Luke turned me in to Bug Suit Guy to get me to Crowley. F*CKING HELL!

Kadaj was still behind me and I heard him speed up.

"Hello," Bug Suit Guy said as he raised his staff. I stepped back.

"Lyra, right? I'm Loki and I'm your new boss," he said and tapped me with the point of the staff. I flinched.

...

...

Nothing happened...

"Huh. I wonder why it's not working," he muttered. He smacked the end in his hand and tapped me again. I opened an eye. This guy... is honestly not that threatening. So far anyways.

Luke walked over. He smiled apologetically. Ok. Now I'm mad. No no no. Scratch that. I am PISSED.

"I TRUSTED YOU!" I screamed at him. "I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!" Luke's smile froze and he looked disappointed. Well good. I hope you are!

I heard Kadaj take out Souba, his sword. Bug-Suit Guy/Loki nodded slightly and I felt a poke at the back of my neck. I reached back and pulled out a tranquilizer dart. Ah, hell.

I fell over and everything went black.

Woo! And time out of many that Lyra-Bug gets knocked out. XD Lol

I hope you enjoyed and YES THE AVENGERS WILL BE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! LOKI IS IN THIS ONE SO I HOPE YA'LL ARE HAPPY! :D Also is Kadaj's sword Scouba or Souba? Because in some fanfictons its Scouba and in others it's Souba. lol

Also how many of you like the hilarious crushing going on between Ly and Kadaj? XD

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Sayonara, peeps! Until next time!