Once Upon A Time
Omake One: Why Me?
The day started off like any other, Dante woke up, took a shower, made breakfast for everyone in his home before they woke up, then left to go on a quick run. Well, while on his run, what he ended up doing was a little different. Simply by taking a quick right down an alleyway is what made him come upon this strange scene. Two groups, all females, fighting in what seemed to be a gang war, at first glance, Dante simply shook it off as a territory war. Then he listened to the so called "War Cries"...Let's just say he was less than amused.
"KIBA-KUN FOREVER!"
"DANTE-MATCHMAKER-SAMA!" Sama?
"KIBA! THE PRINCELY ONE!"
"DANTE! THE KINGLY ONE!"
All this, for fucking fangirls?! The FUCK!? Those were the exact thoughts going through Dante's mind before be blinked as a new group appeared, about as large as the other two groups. Then, this next thing happened…
"Kiba and Dante shall continue to be together!" One female announced making everyone stop dead in their tracks, eyes wide at this revelation, then…the screeching of fangirlism…
"KYYYAAAA!" All of them, screamed in joy, well, not until it was cut short by a single noise.
Dante had sneezed and gained everyone's attention. Eyes wide before another screech reached Dante's ears, by that time though; he was haling ass out of the alleyway with a horde of girls chasing after him.
"What the hell!?" He shouted sprinting off into the street then taking a quick turn to run straight to the school and lucky for him, while no one was looking, he simply used his abilities to change into his usual uniform.
On the way into the school grounds Kiba was standing there before smiling to Dante who had come running around the corner, and before he had a chance to wave, Dante had grabbed him and started sprinting further into the school. It wasn't until after he heard the screams of raving woman did he understand.
One word described the enemy they now commonly face…Fan-girls…
Looking over his shoulder while being dragged by Dante, he seen the army- no, that's too nice a word, more like a horde of girls of all school years chasing after them, holding signs and other things that said a million different things. The only thing he got though, was the fact that now, Kiba and Dante, had become something of the campus's school yard couple, or at least, that's what the girls wish to believe.
"Keep running!" Kiba shouted, now running with instead of being dragged by Dante, it's not that either of them had a gay side, I mean, Kiba was good looking, Dante had to admit that. And Dante to Kiba was always a quote "badass" unquote. But, it's not like the two would ever really try to get into one another's pants. Due to other situational reasoning's and plus, Kiba didn't really want to be bothered with a boyfriend.
At least an hour later of running, they had finally tired out the girls and finally got rid of them, so, they decided to go to the clubroom, but what they found, was…10 times scary.
That horde of girls, was there, with Rias wearing one of the T-shirts made for this little fandom, and what's worse Koneko had walked in and seen this, before blushing and disappearing, mumbling something about murdering a few fangirls to gain her Dante-sempai back.
Akeno, was handing out these t-shirts and making a killing, but worst of all, both Freed, and Asia, were there as well. Wearing these t-shirts and showing support…
"Kiba…"
"Yeah Dante?"
"…Help me find some rope, I'ma hang the both of us…"
"…Got it…" They both started turning around before another screech made them look over their shoulder to see Rias pointing at the both of them with a grin.
"THERE THEY ARE!" She shouted at the top of her lungs…
That whole day, Dante and Kiba had been running for their lives, and ended up hiding out at a simple warehouse at the edge of town, sleeping in a very very large box with each other to keep warm, using their coats as blankets as they slept back to back.
All in all, it had been one hell of a work out.
Well, that's all Folks! Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, and please, be safe...
OH! AND NO DRINKING AND FUCKING DRIVING YA' TWATS!
Keep it Orky, and WAAAGH!...
Okay I'm done making reference jokes, later...I..hope..
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