Chapter 3: First Date

"You really have no idea to whom you speak, do you, mortal? I have watched you worms all this time—all of you scared and alone. On Midgard, you may play at being heroes, but here? You are less than nothing! Without Thor, who will save you now?"

Steve and Bucky rushed out of the common room, half dressed, giggling and paced together holding hands before the bell rang and were bombarded with half witted teenagers rushing to their next lesson. Bucky dragged Steve along talking about how awesome it would be to stick his dick in a shaken up bottle of coke, he thought it would be like experiencing cum inside your vagina after a penis does it's thing and Steve shook his head while laughing at Bucky's unique imagination. As they approached the main door Bucky went soldier mode and said "right Ste, we have two options: one possible and one slightly impossible but both possible if you do that half grin of yours because that makes people melt you know?"

"Bucky, is there ever going to be a plan where you don't throw in my looks?"

"Of course not, you're too pretty" he grinned at Steve and Steve felt himself go red, Bucky continued "now here is what we're going to do, you're going to go up to Lindsey Skirt Too Short for her None Existent Ass and do your thing while I go to Jonathan Too Bi To Even Deny and do my thing, got it?"

"Sure Bucky, although one question"

"Go on?"

"Why do you get the guy?"

"Because you've already got your own tall dark and handsome fella, trust me Lindsey's easy to distract and once we have their attention teachers won't bother wondering what we're doing since those idiots are more popular than if Barak Obama was on YouTube"

"Not quite as popular, since if the President of the United States was on YouTube, it would be pretty known about."

"You know what I mean, don't give me your smart ass pout otherwise I will kiss you with anger and Lindsey will no longer want your attention"

Steve sighed and Bucky winked at him and then gave the signal to go and Steve approached Lindsey, slightly nervous in the sense that Steve had never flirted with a girl and wasn't sure if he was meant to stand a certain way to make sure she didn't read the big letters of GAY across his face and wasn't sure if it mattered how he stood: even so he stood one shoulder on the wall with one leg crossed around the other and began with the classic "how you doin'?" he nicked from F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Lindsey turned around and stared at Steve as though it was the weirdest situation to ever happen, ever and said "yes, what?"

"I was just walking to my lesson and saw your… your… your…"

"My what?"

Yes what? Steve was asking himself "Your… err glowing hair brighter than the sun and thought that maybe we could get to know one another" bro, really, you're trying not to be gay.

"Whatever, I'm late so can you like… you know piss off and stop being weird? I don't even know you"

"I bet you would like to though, huh? Sexually" Steve began to creep himself out, who says that to someone… idiot.

"Well aren't you a cutie, thinking you can approach a girl on your own and be so forward. I like that in a man, although I'm also sort of weirded out, never the less why not? Dinner tomorrow, Nandos?"

Steve was stunned, she was actually buying this? Was she really so stupid to want to go out with someone who uses TV Show lines as a way to flirt? Steve just said "I would, but I'm busy tomorrow so maybe another time pretty thing?"

"Whatever" then Lindsey left.

Steve looked over at Bucky and Bucky couldn't keep a straight face at Steve's attempt to flirt and said "Steve, you adorable little idiot! You really are gay aren't you?" He took his hand and rushed out of the main building before any staff appeared and said "so Nandos, pretty thing?" mimicking Steve and Steve said "was I really that bad?"

"You were adorably terrible and now I'm going to treat your cute ass to some chicken at Nandos because I feel like this will bring out a beautiful relationship between us ok?"

"Okay."

"Dude, I'm tearing up… don't Augustus Walters me man"

"What?"

"You haven't read or seen The Fault in Our Stars?"

"And you have?"

"Have you ever seen a gayer title?"

"Not really"

"Then of course I've seen it!" Steve laughed and Bucky gave his big teethy grin he gives only to Steve or if he's extremely happy.

Bucky squeezed Steve's hand and brought him onto the train into town and Steve was faced with his worst nightmare: cramped spaces. Sure, Steve coped in college because everyone was constantly moving around but once they stood still Steve always wanted to throw up. This train was very full, he wanted to cry at the sight of no chairs available but embraced himself because he wanted Bucky to like him and he didn't want to seem like that idiot scared of trains. Bucky brought him to a pole and Steve held on tightly; feeling other peoples thighs, hips, butt cheeks and whatever else against him but just focussed on Bucky's beautiful face. He'd never quite seen how beautiful Bucky was: his dark green eyes moving around the carriage, his dark, bold eyebrows that could both say 'hey' and 'no' and his light pink lips slightly moist from there last kiss contrasting his smooth pale face that was finished off with his black, swishy hair that Steve had noticed it had been rearranged more than 10 times today already into a messy quiff.

If Steve just focussed on Bucky, things might be ok… until there was a massive jolt and the whole carriage full of people was thrown backwards into one another and Bucky held on tightly to Steve who was whipped backwards into Bucky's crotch. Bucky would have probably laughed if he hadn't have been knocked out and bleeding on the ground and Steve began to panic as still people were being thrown all over the place, including him. What on earth was going on?

Steve held onto the chair leg and Bucky and just prayed that whatever was happening to this train would stop soon. He felt himself begin to throw up as more people piled on top of both him and Bucky and Steve just kept yelling at Bucky to wake up and be ok but still Bucky wouldn't move. Urghh, he should have never let Bucky bring him out of college, should never have gotten onto this train, should never have gotten with Bucky because then Bucky would be ok and Steve would be ok and no one would be throwing there hairy ass face into his neck every two seconds, seriously dude don't you shave like ever? Never mind, all that matters is that Bucky is ok and Bucky wakes up soon… if only Steve could reach into his back pocket and call somebody…

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH - the noise was agonisingly painful and everyone screamed to there knees, almost bowing down to someone.

What the hell…? "ALL RISE RIGHT NOW" the voice boomed across the carriage and made Steve shiver from fear and everyone began to command to this deeply manipulative voice and rose to their feet.

Steve didn't want to rise, he wanted to keep an eye on Bucky and make sure the bleeding was prevented by his T-shirt, but that voice brought an almost magic chill to obey and Steve had no option but to stand and make sure he had an eye over Bucky and make sure he was ok.

"Bucky Barnes, where are you?" the voice spoke from what seemed right next to Steve and suddenly Steve saw him, a tall man in a green suit and a staff that had a glowing gem on top which sent a tingly vibe through Steve's stomach and Steve began to feel ill again. How was he going to help Bucky without Bucky being revealed? Did Bucky know this man? Was this man the reason why Bucky brought Steve and left college? Had Bucky's fall been intentional?

"If you're hiding Bucky from me, no one on this train survives!"

Yeah, maybe this guy was bad… Steve couldn't risk the whole train but he couldn't risk Bucky either, what to do, what to do…

"I have Bucky, sir, but he is injured and I demand that if you are to take him… that you take me too." Steve spoke, surprised at his sudden bravery.

"And why would I want you?"

"I am an Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D, I have had all the necessary training and I could help you" what on earth was Steve doing, this was a complete lie and if this man found out that… it was a risk Steve took and Steve didn't know if he was saying the right things but he prayed this man knew was S.H.I.E.L.D was.

"Two agents in one day, fine you may join me along with Bucky but you must do as I say and you must now bring Bucky with you to me so I know you are worth my time"

"I will only do so if you tell me who you are?"

"If you were an Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D you would know exactly who I am, never the less I am Loki of Asguard and I am here to collect Bucky Barnes. Now bring him to me!"

"My name is Steve Rogers, or Captain America to you, and I need your word that you will take both me and Bucky before I bring him to you" where the hell did Captain America come from, what was Steve doing?

"Captain America, now I've never heard of you but I suppose if you have an Agent name I can't argue with it. Come here, I'm growing impatient and I give you my word Captain that I will take both you and Bucky. Bring him before I kill everybody on this train."

Steve picked up Bucky in both arms and walked through the sobbing crowd of people towards the man in the green armour and the man smiled down at them both and then said "now aren't you a pretty thing? Take my staff"

"What about the train?"

"No one will remember anything, they will be fine. Now take my staff" He glared at Steve and Steve took the staff and all the nerves in his body empty as he was spun at a guess of 10,000 mph, maybe more and landed in a big metal object… and no Bucky. Where was he, why was there water being poured into the holes and where was Loki? Steve screamed and shouted as the water poured inside and began to search for a way out, if there was one. No doors, more water... Steve was trapped: Loki had lied. How on earth was he going to get out?

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