The Smash Hotel Chapter 2
Five Nights at the Smash Hotel
OC ALERT ACTIVATED! This chapter will have one of my OCs in it. Remember no Flaming. And reviewing is recommended. If you have a story idea, don't be afraid to PM or review it to me.
Description of Sparro
Sparro McGraw is Immortal on account to him being Univeria Knight. He will stop being Immortal when he finds one worthy to take over his job as guardian of light and darkness but he doesn't think he will anytime soon because most of the people he knows are trying to kill him, others are dead and his friends have busy schedules of their own. He usually wears casual clothes but when he dresses up, he dresses up. He has a strange obsession with his hair, making sure it is always in its spiked up leaning to the right position, almost that to rival Marth's. He appears to be in his twenties and wears a blue hoodie with black pants, glasses and never is without music. He is a lawyer, EDM producer and Exorcist who is one of the coolest dudes around, witty, handsome, always carrying around weapons (usually a pair of twin Katanas with custom pistols), an assassin of the highest class and magic specialist. He visits the Smash Hotel at will as the hands don't mind and somewhat enjoy his company and he has many friends around.
Pit POV
Well. I'm feeling pretty psyched about today. Palutena and Viridi are coming to visit, My friend Sparro is coming to visit, Phosphora might forcefully drag Pittoo and or smother him with kisses to get him to come along, and Falco invited a bunch of us over to try out this game that's all the rage at the moment! How could life get better?
That was what I thought before last week. It was a Tuesday and I ran into the hands' office to meet my friends. Phosphora managed to bring Pittoo along for the ride so that was a plus. I instantly yelled 'Pittoo' and promptly got pimp slapped. He even had sunglasses and the whole shabang. Viridi and I had been signed up for printing the letters for the new smashers and letters of apology to those leaving. Sparro was in charge of Music (Duh.) along with Pittoo-*slap*-Dark Pit and Palutena had been in charge of catering the event (All I know is I'm getting takeaway on the actual night.). This was set to happen in a week so we had plenty of time to prepare.
12:20 PM Tuesday
Viridi and I were in the printing room printing the last of the invitation letters.
"Do you even know who these are for?" She asked going to peek at one which I quickly snatched away.
"Master Hand directly told us to not look at ANY of them."
"Ugh… You're treating him like he's your master… oh… I get it now…"
"Get what?"
"Oh nothing…" She sighed and we went back to sealing letters. About five minutes of complete silence passed and Sparro then burst in with a taco in his hand.
"Pit my Broski, you know what day it is right?"
"T-T-T-TACO TUESDAY?!"
"Yep. And Author? Turn the caps lock off please." Sparro said while looking directly at the roof. Viridi stared at him with confusion but I had grown used to his 4th wall breaking abilities. I was about tell him to stop but I was more concerned with the fact that I forgot about Taco Tuesday.
"OMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD! SPARROTAKEOVERFORMEGOINGTGETTACOSBYE!" I yelled while I ran out of the room.
"Taco?" HeHe said to Viridi while he held out a second taco.
"I'm a vegetarian."
"I suspected as much so I got a veggie taco." He said while handing her the taco. "Don't quite understand how you people eat Tofu but that's another's taste buds."
"Um… Thanks I guess. You know, you don't really look like a knight."
"Yeah, people say that, but then they find themselves hanging by their intestines on a light-post." He stated almost zen-like. She then gave Sparro a stare and inched a little bit away from him. Sparro chuckled. (Oh great, I got a Goddess to be scared of me. Scratch one off the bucket list.) "I was kidding, I only do that to evil people. Specifically the ones who want my head on a rusty platter because they don't think it's good enough for a silver one."
"O…kay…" Viridi said while taking a bite out of the Taco. "That's good. Who makes these?"
"Kirby's a better chef than one would think. I should know. I spent a whole 3 years living with him and Meta Knight."
"You must have a lot of friends here." She said almost curiosly.
"Yeah. That's what happens when you happen to be immortal, forever stuck in the dashing body of a 21 year old. Not that bad of a gig actually. I mean look at this hair."
"Oh that's hair? I thought Sonic dyed himself yellow and was sleeping on you head." She said in a cheeky voice.
"Oh haha. For a goddess who is in an eleven year old's body you sure know a thing about how to make a man's heart sting. But I guess I shouldn't criticize your interests. What's that by the way? Unicorns, Barbie dolls and One Direction?" Sparro had the smirk that was once on Viridi's face on his as she gagged.
"EWW! One Direction is DISGUSTING!" Sparro laughed.
"Hahaha! One thing we both have in common. Anyway, enough about me, what about you? Got many amigos, compadres, comrades?"
Viridi looked a little down-trodden. "Well, Not really. Arlon is sort of a friend I guess? But then again I think he's more like a father figure, Phosphora's like a sister and Dark Pit is sort of only around to see Phosphora. I… I want to be friends with Pit and Palutena but our goals conflict too much. All of the other God's don't take me seriously because they think my apearence reflects my maturity."
"I think Pit sees you as a friend." Viridi looked up to the exorcist. "And I'm sure if you give some of the other people a chance, they'll see you as a friend too. Here's an idea, Pit and I are going to our friends Falco and Sonic's room tonight with a bunch of the other smashers to play this game that's all of the rage now. It's Five Nights at… The name escapes me at the moment but I think it'll be a cool chance for you to meet some of our friends and see if you'll hit it off with 'em."
"Yeah. That'd be nice." She smiled as she looked to the exorcist. "Thanks for the help."
"No prob."
"I thought most 21 year olds were all about Parties and hot girls and all that."
"I'm all bout that Thug life. Getting them swags and stop the Illuminati MLG style. Doing the DEW!" To which the two laughed.
And that's how Viridi ended up with our group of friends for the night.
8:00 PM Tuesday
As a selection of the smashers sat down in Falco's room, he plugged his laptop into his flatscreen TV. Among us were Falco, Sonic, Samus in her Zero Suit, Marth, Mario, Lucario, Ike, Viridi, Sparro and myself. Falco loaded the game on Steam and what we saw was the main character of the game next to some retro looking writing. The strange thing was that the character appeared to be twitching ever so slightly.
"When you said this game was in a Pizzeria, I thought of something else entirely." Sonic admitted. Falco looked at the classification on the game to see 'Point and Click Horror'.
"Quite frankly none of us were expecting this." Lucario spoke up. Falco looked at every one and then pressed new game on the computer.
They appeared to be in some sort of security office and a ringing phone was heard in the background.
"Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?"
"What does he mean by 'getting through'?" Samus asked.
"Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, 'Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.'"
"Damage?" Lucario asked.
"Death?" Sparro followed.
"Carpets replaced?!" Viridi half yelled.
"Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay."
"Why do I think-a 'Quirky' is-a not quite the right way to-a say it?" Mario asked in his usual Italian Accent.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
"WOW WOW WOW! Without the Frontal Lobe? He's referring to the brain right?!" Marth asked.
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on."
"Oh my dear God." Sparro muttered.
"Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit."
"Holy crap." Ike said under his breath.
"Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area."
"This is so way past uncool." Sonic said.
"So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh."
"Great way to put it." I stated dryly.
"Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night."
"Falco, Cameras now." Sparro commanded.
"On it." Falco said as he brought up the cameras. The cameras were in several different locations on the map but the one showing at the moment was the center stage one. This showed the three working robots, Freddy, Bonnie and Chika.
"Hey Falco, there's a little thing that says 'you'." I pointed out. Apparently the office was in the middle of the east and the west hall.
"That's our location." Samus added. She told Falco to check the other cameras and he did.
"I heard a 4th one comes out of Pirate Cove on the 2nd night. At the moment I'm pretty sure it's mostly just the Bunny one on night 1 with some attempts from the Chicken. If I'm correct the chicken starts moving for us on the 2nd night and Freddy starts night 3." Marth said earning a nod from Falco.
Falco scrolled through the cameras and saw the curtain on the Pirate Cove camera and the kitchen only had Audio. Mario pointed out the power meter and the usage bar.
"If we run out of power everything will die. The doors will open, the cameras won't work and Freddy will jumpscare the crap out of us." Marth informed.
"How do you know all of this?" Sparro asked.
"Snake told me. He's played it before." Ike face palmed.
"And you DIDN'T tell us it was a HORROR game?!" Ike yelled.
"OH CRAP!" Falco yelped gaining our attention. I also jumped when I saw what it was. Bonnie and Chika were missing and Freddy was staring into the main stage camera.
"OH NO!" Ike yelled.
"Hold up. I found one." I said as Falco was scrolling through the cameras. He went back a camera and we heard Chica in the kitchen.
"Well, according to Snake, Chica doesn't try to find us much on night 1. Bonnie however we need to look out for. Apparently only Chica is ever in the Kitchen." Marth pointed out.
"Thank you Mr. Walkthrough." Ike said.
"Hey guys, I found Bonnie." Falco said. Bonnie happened to be in the backstage area.
"Oh damn. He is creepy." Sparro said. "Hey look at that, we're half way through the night!"
The time was indeed 3 am and we all breathed a sigh of relief. And then Sonic had to go break the mood.
"Hey Falco? We just hit 50% power…"
"CRAP!" Falco yelled and hopped off of the Camera.
"Better check in the blind spots." Viridi said. Falco obliged and hit the light on the left. Luckily, no Bonnie or Chica. Then he checked the right and we all jumped out of our skins. Chica was staring at us through the window. With a yell from Samus to close the door and turn off the light while the rest of us screamed, Falco did what the bounty huntress said.
"Mamma mia…" Mario said.
"I've seen all manner of demons but only a few are more terrifying than that goddamn Chicken…" Sparro said clutching his chest Viridi was breathing heavily in the middle of Sparro and myself so I patted her on the back and she leaned into me. Normally Viridi would laugh at this sort of thing but I think neither of us cared about that at that moment.
"I-is it still there?" Lucario asked. Falco waited a little longer before turning on the light. Luckily it was gone.
"All right people. Enough chit-chat." Samus said going full Bounty Hunter mode. "If we are going to do this we have to work together. Anyone hears anything you WILL speak up. We will not let this weaken us."
"Yes Ma'am!" Sonic said. He rushed to the mini-fridge and pulled out three 2L bottles. One was Pepsi, one was Coke and the other was Mountain Dew. He then called me over to help and we pulled out some assortment of snack foods. Doritos, Pringles, Smiths, Marshmallows and a bag of Chupa-chups. "We have to stay energized!"
"Sonic, there is a bag of every Dorito flavour that has ever existed. How come you have so many?" I asked. To that he pulled out a jar of Dorito Salsa.
"Dorito Sponsorship for being to MLG for my own good. That and Woolworths was having a sale." He said while wearing a pair of Aviators that came out of nowhere.
Somehow the Aviators were gone by the time we got back to the others. At this point in time I saw Sparro on the computer with Ike who seemed to be serving as a co-pilot. While everyone else was staring at the screen. Suddenly they saw Bonnie in the left door blind spot.
"Aw HELL naw." Ike said as Sparro closed the door on him. They then turned the light on the right door blind spot to see Chica.
"No bitch." Sparro said as he closed the door. They spent a few seconds waiting just as power level hit ten. They turned on the lights to see both gone and they started quoting a certain smash bros. video.
"Oh dat ain't Falco. OH OH OH!" Ike quoted.
"Happy Feet! Wombo Combo!" Sparro continued. Suddenly 5PM came up on the screen and it was slowly replaced with 6PM. In the background a DING DONG was heard with kids cheering.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH! WOMBO COMBOOOOOOOOOOOO!" They yelled in sync. The rest of us cheered as Sonic and I opened up the food and Falco brought out some red plastic coaster cups.
"All right. I think the system works well. Any objections?" Sparro asked from the seat. I put up my hand. "Yes Pit?"
"We weren't actually here for the explanation." I said pointing to Sonic and myself. He nodded and explained.
"So basically we have a system. We are going to have 5 pairs. Ike and Myself are one, Falco said He'd go with Sonic, Samus is sticking with Mario, Marth is teaming with Lucario and we put you and Viridi in the same team. We take turns or shifts. Ike and myself were the first shift. Each will last til we either get halfway through, finish the night or die trying. So we pretty much picked up where Falco left off at 3 AM and we're going to alternate to Falco and Sonic and go in the order I just stated our names in. Everyone will definitely get at least 2 goes because I don't think we are going to have a clean 5 night streak."
Sonic and I nodded. Sonic went to the computer seat and sat down and since Falco already had a turn, he sat in the co-pilot seat. "Hey what's the point of the co-pilot?"
"Two heads are better than one and four eyes are better than two. The co-pilot is there to pick up on things the computer player might miss and provide emotional support." Sparro answered.
I promptly sat down next to Viridi who half glared at me. "Speak of what happened to no one."
"We have a rule for all of the crazy things that happen in Falco's room. 'What happens in Falco's room, stays in Falco's room.'" I spoke to which she smiled.
"Thanks… for being a good… friend." She said almost shyly. (I guess the concept of friends must be pretty new to her.)
"Does that give me permission to tease you about how scared you were?" I asked cheekily. Viridi responded my shoving a handful of assorted Doritos into my mouth.
"Chew on that you moron!" She retorted. Yep, same old Viridi.
Surrounded by friends, playing a viral game (An albeit creepy viral game.), and eating Doritos. This was the life.
TO BE CONTINUED