Random convos with skul gang: Never have I ever
A/N: yeah so this one isn't texting but I hope you like it.
Dexter:Never have I ever... Died and came back.
China, Anton Ghastly, Skulduggery and Valkyrie take a drink.
Scarcen: never have I ever... had a crush on skulduggery. CHINA!
China takes a drink.
Tanith: Valkyrie Cain! Take a drink you dirty whore!
Val takes a drink.
Val: I don't know why I need to drink.
Tanith: It's the rules val
Val: Fuck you!
Tanith: Time and place babe
Dexter: Is this just gonna be Tanith and Valkyrie hitting on each other
Skul:*Muffled groan*
China: weren't we playing a game?
Val: oh yeah! Right I've always been curiose. Never have I ever had sex with Tanith Low.
Ghastly and scracen take a drink.
Val: damn I was hoping there'd be more than that...
Dexter: what you should of asked is "never have I ever had or thought of having sex with Tanith low"
Skul: can we count that?
Dexter: yep
Ghastly, Fletcher, Dexter and Scarcen take a drink.
Tanith: I'm honered but now I need revenge, Never have I ever had or thought of having sex with Valkyrie Cain.
Skulduggery, Dexter, Fletcher and Scarcen take a drink.
Ghastly: now the question is who actually had sex?
Skul: I did.
*awkward scilence*
Tanith: so val want to share that story?
Val: Never.
China: all I know is that he made me give him a full body Facade.
Tanith: Intresting.
Val: *blushing* Look I have to go now.
Ghastly: ok but first we want you and Skulduggery to do something.
Val & Skul: What?
Tanith: KISS!
Val: NO!
Everyone: Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss...
*Val grabs skulduggery's tie and pulls him into her and kisses him*
*Skulduggery activates his Facade*
Everyone: Whoooooo!
*they break apart and Valkyrie walks away blushing and no-one tries to stop her...*