Chapter III:

Spiderman had been running through the desert for six weeks.

He had a flashback.

He saw himself talking to the Blacksmith.

"Spiderman... I heard some gossip that the leader of the Black Knights bought some real-estate in the city of Apple City..." The voice of the Blacksmith echoed in the back of Spiderman's mind.

Spiderman was running, running in the desert.

The Desert was massive and featureless.

"I will sing metal music to myself..." Spiderman said.

He hummed the entire first two albums of Simple Plan.

"That was good metal." Spiderman laughed as he ran through the desert some more.

He eventually saw the outer walls of the massive metropolis of Apple City. He ran up the walls with his Spiderpowers.

"Ride the train, Spiderman." A train company employee said. She had nice knockers.

"I will knock on your knockers." Spiderman said.

"What? I do not understand your expression, I am but a simple train serf... Me'lord won't even let me learn to read..."

Then Spiderman got on the medieval train and rode it to the Inside of the Inner Walls of Apple City.

"Welcome to Apple City, Spiderman. We have been at war with the Orange Empire for hundreds of years." The Mayor of Apple City said as he gave Spiderman a Steel Sword.

"I will save your city, you will eat your apples in peace from now on."

So Spiderman created a Web-Helicopter and flies to the Orange Empire.

Spiderman saw an Orange Knight who was going to shot Spiderman with a crossbow.

"I will make you intimate with the floor!" Spiderman shouted as he tackled the Orange Knight to the floor and punched him in the face while on top of him. He punched him sixty-seven times.

"Spiderman!" Mary Jane Watson said as her face appeared in a TV Screen. "The Orange Empire is not your enemies!" Static overtook the screen a bit. "Spiderman, the transmission is dying!" "Apple City has been fooling you!" Then static overtook the screen even more until it was all static.

"No!" Spiderman shouted. "I will fight the Mayor of Apple City!" He shouted as he created a Web-Car and drove it to Apple City.