Chapter VI:
So then Yui and Spiderman got out of the pantry together.
"Goo' dammit, Spiderman, Ya'll got tha stank all up in ma pantry!" The Blacksmith hollered.
"Calm down, Blacksmith, we good, we good." Spiderman laughed as he patted the Blacksmith on the back."Oh, Spidermaaaaaaaaaaaan, you jive ass motha fucka! I told ya'll ma name was
Tyrone!" The Blacksmith hollered. "That's TY-RONE! Big Tyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Lil' Rone!"
"Haha, okay Blacksmith." Spidernan laughed. "Let's go to the Tavern to get a quest."
So they walked to the tavern and asked around for rumours.
"Spiderman, the King of this country says there is a Dragon in the caves." An old lady said as she sipped her tea and crumpets.
"Okay." Spiderman said as he spawned a web-submarine and dove under the lake and they all got inside and they sailed across the lake to the Cave.
so they went inside the cave and found Black Knights.
"Oooooooh Doggy! We been fooled, Spider-brothaaaa!" The Blacksmith hollered.
"Spiderman, we are here to kill you and put you back in the Prison Cell!" The Black Knight said.
"Oh no you won't!" So Spiderman fired Web Javalins and killed the Black Knights.
"Damnit." The last surviving Black Knight said.
"I'm going to kill you too now, other Black Knight..." Spiderman said as he charged up his Spider Beam.
"Spiderman, you can't kill me... I have a secret to tell you, it is the reason why you came to this world..." The Black Knight said.
"Wooooooooooooooo! We gotta hot one heeah! What you gonn' say, brothaaa?!" The Blacksmith Hollered.
"Spiderman, My time in this world is short, for I have been alive for Thousands of years..." The Black Knight muttered as his voice and body got weak. "You are the descendent of Jesus Christ... Only you can defeat the Black Knights..."
"Ooooooooooooooooooooh Doggy! You' Jesus?! Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! That means I gotta pray to ya'll! Can you turn ma wata' into wiiiiiiiiiine?!" The Blacksmith hollered as he put water in a cup.
But then the Blacksmith got shot in the face with a crossbow.
"Oh no, Blacksmith, you are dead!" Yui Hirasawa cried out in sadness.
"Hahaha! I have face-shot your friend your friend in the face with my crossbow and he has become dead now!" A man with a fedora said as he jumps up onto the back of his red dragon.
"Nooooo!" Yui Hirasawa cried out.
"Don't worry, Yui-Chan... We will collect the seven dragonballs and wish him back." Spiderman laughed as he created a web spaceship and wrapped Yui up like a burrito and they got inside the web spaceship and it took off and flew to Namek.
It took them six and a half months to get there and when they got there they parallel parked in between the ships of the planets trade federation.
When Spiderman got out of the Web Spaceship he tossed the Yuiburrito out onto the ground and he cut the cocoon open with his Web Knife.
"Look Dodoria, it's a human..." Zarbon smugged as he charged up a ki beam.
"Hmmm... I think I can take them!" Spiderman laughed as he made a web gun and shot Zarbon in the face. "Hey, Dodoria, say Cheese!" Then he shot Dodoria in the face with his web gun. "Hahahahahaha! Now to get those Dragon Balls!"
"Spiderman, what are Dragon Balls?" Yui Hirasawa asked.
"Well, Yui..." Spiderman said as he pulled up a chair and sat on it backwards like the cool kids. "Have a seat." He said as he gestured at a cool damp rock.
"Well Yui, the Dragon Balls are mystical spheres that can grant wishes." Spiderman said as he got up, threw his chair in the ocean, and created a Web Motorcycle. "Get on the bike, Yui."
Then Yui got on the Web Motorcycle.
