Chapter VII:
Spiderman drove down the barren highway on his Web Motorcycle, the two suns setting over the green sky. Spiderman wore sunglasses over his jar, Yui was giving him a blowie and he blasted his cream cheese against the inside of her cheek.
"Hey Yui, what's that?!" Spiderman shouts as he gestures off to the left.
"Muh?" Yui asked, gloop running out of her perky mouth.
"Donkey Punch~!" Spiderman shouted as he punched her in the back of the head.
Then Spiderman and Yui got to the Temple of The Balls. "This is where they keep two balls." Spiderman said as he de-created his Web Motorcycle in mid drive, then he created a web parachute and landed peacefully, Yui not so much.
"This is the Temple of the Balls, here it is." Spiderman said as he went inside. Inside there was a puzzle that involved three torches and a door.
"How will I open this door?" Spiderman asked in confusion.
"I don't know..." Yui-Chan said confused, gasping for air and battered from her less than graceful dismount from the web motorcycle.
"Maybe I need to ignite the torches!" Spiderman proclaimed as he created a Web Flame Thrower and shot fire at the Torches, but the door did not open. "Of course, I need to set the torches on Bees!" He said as he made some web bees and he shot web water out of his armholes to put out the fire and the web bees surrounded the torches and the doors opened.
"Spiderman, you genius!" Yui giggled.
"Haha! You owe me another Blowie!" Spiderman said as he went inside the inner sanctum and saw a super-powerful Namekian.
"I am Lord Chello!" The Namekian laughed. "I will defeat you, Spiderman!" he shouted as he shot a Ki Blast at our hero, who dodged and threw his Steel Sword at Lord Chello's face, killing him instantly. "Now to get those Dragon Balls" Spiderman said as he picked up the two Dragon Balls and hotwired them and plugged in a web keyboard and hacked the Dragon Balls and made them summon the other five Dragon Balls.
"Come over here Parunga!" Spiderman demanded as Parunga appeared and Spiderman ordered him to grant him three wishes.
"I want a transformers toy, and the new pokiman game, and for The Blacksmith to come back to life!" Spiderman ordered then those things happened and the Dragon went away.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Doggey!" The Blacksmith Hollered. "Thank Ya'llz for revivin' me brotha!" The Blacksmith hollered.
So then they all went back to the Spaceship Parking Lot but their spaceship was towed away for being double-parked.
"Damnit, I don't have enough Spider Mana to make another Web Spaceship." Spiderman stated as he looked at Yui and did a blowie gesture.
Then Yui gave him a blowie right there in the parking lot and they all got arrested by the Namek Po-Po.