To killersoda57; When I say 'Shiro' I meant Shirosaki; or Hichigo whatever the hell you wanna refer to him as. I use 'Shiro' as a shortened version because it translates to 'White' in English and it's shorter so it serves its purpose XD

To Telron and IchiIchi; good to be back and I'm glad y'all are enjoying the chapters!

To Krazyfanfiction1; thanks and with how everyone is acting around our favorite substitute shinigami, he may just freak the hell out and let Shiro rampage XD

And lastly, to Jose19; the reason Saito fell in love with Louise (possibly, this is just a theory) is because as I stated before the 'familiar contract' mentally, physically, and spiritually binds the familiar to the master by creating an subconscious emotional bond to the master which can eventually develop further into a form of adoration or in Saito's case as he is human; Love. This coupled with whatever the hell runs through his head is what may have caused him to fall in love with her as all in all; she isn't a completely rotten person, just extremely bitchy.

That emotional bond is also what keeps the more dangerous familiars from tearing their masters limb from limb as it makes it extremely difficult if not virtually impossible to cause harm to something you're emotionally attached to as I'm sure you can relate. As for how Ichigo will handle Ms. Vallierẽ; we shall see as the story continues to unfold. In the previous chapter it shows that Zangetsu is aware of the forced change in Ichigo's soul which may/may not serve to nullify it if he so wishes.

Disclaimer: Still don't own jack

"Fight me, Familiar of Zero" that blonde haired kid demanded arrogantly.

"No" I responded and began to walk off before three armor-clad figures rose out of the ground before me; effectively cutting off my path forward.

"I don't think you quite heard me so I'll ask once more; Fight me, Familiar of Zero" he demanded a little more violently than before.

I sighed before releasing my full-bring and placing my combat pass into my back pocket and walking over to him.

"You know what you and everybody else in this fucked up world's problem is; you're all arrogant little shits that think because you have some amount of social standing; you can push people around and do whatever the fuck you want! Well, I have a news flash for you; I'm not like the others you like to fuck around with! I will kick your ass as many times as you beg me to; you spineless bastard" I snapped as I stood over him with a look of irritation on my face.

He shook with seething rage and swung the rose he carried in his hands multiple times as the strange armored figures began to multiply exponentially.

"So your plan for defeating me and humiliating me as much as possible…is to drown me in a sea of overgrown plush toys? Compensating for something over there, blondie" I taunted as a newly formed crowd began to laugh at him.

"Go, my Valkyries! Take him down!" He roared in response and pointed his wand at me as they converged on me.

'Zangetsu, can you bring it down for a few seconds so I can hide my body' I asked as time slowed in response I quickly leapt over the crowd of Valkyries and pressed my combat pass to my chest and exploded out of my body in my shinigami form. I picked up my body and placed it on the roof-top of a small house not far away before flash-stepping inside the crowd that gathered around our 'fight' as time returned to its normal pace.

"I'm amazed at your incompetence. You're slow, clumsy, and you lack skill, grace, and power in your attacks. To finish off; you're a hundred years too early…to try and beat me" I said as I walked out of the crowd. They all gasped in amazement as Guiche turned to look at me with pure rage written on his face.

"Baka-Inu! Apologize, immediately!" An annoying high pitched voiced screeched.

"Ugh, keep screaming Banshee. I don't think I've gone deaf yet" I groaned as she stomped over towards me.

"You will pay!" Guiche roared as his Valkyries rushed towards me.

I slowly turned my head to look at them before realizing they were rushing after my 'master' too. My eyes widened in surprise as I flashed in front of her with my arms spread out as the Valkyries attacked my body relentlessly. I didn't have time to draw Zangetsu before their sheer numbers overtook me and it was all I could do to protect her.

"Baka-Inu! I don't need you to protect me!" She screeched even louder as she beat on my back with her fists lightly.

"Will you shut up already, damn it!" I roared as one of the Valkyries swords slashed above my left eye and blood impaired my vision.

I growled and leapt up with inhuman speed before unleashing a roundhouse kick in mid-air with so much force the air rippled and caused a domino effect making the armored summons lose their footing.

"Now, Guiche. I think it's time you learned that it's not nice to hurt people and that it's very unwise to try to harm someone I care about" I growled as I drew Zangetsu and got into my bankai stance.

"Bankai!" I roared subsequently exploding in sky blue reiatsu while the ground underneath my feet practically shattered like glass.

My shihakusho became tattered as it usually does and I held Tensa Zangetsu in my left hand as I glared at Guiche. He seemed to be sweating profusely in fear as my scowl deepened and I leaned slowly leaned forward to pick up a blade of grass.

"Don't blink… just watch, before this hits the ground; they'll be gone" I said gesturing towards his miniature army. He gulped in fear as I dropped the blade of grass and vanished before appearing once more in front of him. He blinked and they all shattered. I glared down at him as gravity seemed to multiply and the air vibrated underneath my power as I flared my reiatsu and he fell to his knees, unconscious.

"Remember this lesson well, Guiche" I growled before vanishing and only a cloud of dust was left in my wake.

Queen Henrietta

As I completed the familiar summoning spell a boy with short, black hair and blue eyes stumbled out looking confused.

"Pentagon of the five elemental powers, grant your blessing upon this creature and bind it as my familiar" I whispered before blushing and giving the disoriented boy a kiss. His eyes widened in surprise as I broke away from the kiss and he passed out with a look of light pain on his face as runes were inscribed on the back of his left hand.

Hope you liked the chapter and sorry for the standard 'Guiche gets his ass kicked' duel but I did try to add my own unique twist to it. Oh and for those of you who don't know this already; Ichigo's shinigami form looks just like in the Fullbringer Arc. Yes, Ichigo will be damn near god-like since no one else can probably really stand up to him but he will have a couple of good fights where he's actually forced to use his Bankai; unlike this one where he merely chose to so that his opponent would be taught a lesson.

For those of you who thought this in the beginning; I do realize that it's pointless for him to be Gandalfr since he already has skills with a sword and can just learn Kido or Hollow techniques from Zangetsu or Shiro which is why he isn't going to be Gandalfr. Saito will remain as Gandalfr in this story :D

-Chaoskeeper