*grovels on the floor*

I'm so sorry ;_; my netbook charger died…I had to beg and plead my sister to let me use her laptop T-T but here it is! But this also means no glass heart update till I get home ;.; Glass heart why you no wanna be written D=

and why the fuck didn't I go with my gut and bring my spare charger!

Well I hope people like this chapter T^T and I do apologise if last chapter was a bit…sudden xDD

Oh and to answer a review, no this story isn't based from a doujinshi, to be honest, I don't know any with a storyline like this…


"So do you recognise him?"

Pushing his glasses higher up his nose, Shinra frowned before nodding; "Yeah, he came in a few days ago with a bullet lodged in his femur."

Smirking Izaya picked up the photo and stared at the man's eyes, it excited him greatly to imagine what this man had done to get Awakusu Kai on his ass.

"Izaya have you…hurt, one of your hips or your pelvis? You're sitting really funny…if you want, I can have a look at you?"

Shaking his head Izaya stood, his usual smirk in place as he suddenly dropped to the ground both legs flat on the hard surface; "Does this answer your question?"

Wincing Shinra, nodded; "I still find it disturbing that you can do the splits without wincing…it really can't be good for your groin muscles…"

Standing back up Izaya laughed as he made his way out of Shinra's dining room and towards his front door; "Shinra I've been able to do the splits since I was 4, my body is very much so accustomed to it…well I better head of before Shizu-chan sniffs me out again."

Nodding Shinra watched Izaya leave before letting out a long stressed; "CEEEEEEEEEEEELTY!"

At the call the headless woman exited from her bedroom and made her way over to her estranged husband to be, her PDA already out as she typed; [What is it?"]

"You'll never guess what!" [What] Pouting the brunet followed the biker as she walked into the living room; "You're meant to guess Celty! But okay, because I love you so much I shall tell you!"

[Izaya was just here wasn't he?]

"Well yes, in fact he's fifty percent of what I need to tell you!" [Don't always believe everything he tells you Shinra.] "Celty…just let me explain" sulked the doctor as his arms hung limply at his sides.

[Get on with it…]

"Well Izaya came over to discuss some work related issues, and I noticed something odd about how he was sitting, it was like he didn't want to put strain on, well that area!" [Did it ever cross your mind that maybe he needed the bathroom?] "Well that's what I thought…until he did the splits in front of me…so that had my mind wondering again, then he said it…and it all clicked!"

[What all clicked! Will you just get on with it already!"

"Shizuo and Izaya had sex last nig- OOOFF…Celty, why did you have to punch me…?"

[Must you be so vulgar! Even if they did which I highly doubt I. DON'T. WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT!]

"But Celty, this could be the start of a great revolution in Ikebukuro, if those two where to fall in love they wouldn't fight anymore, Ikebukuro would be a much safer and quieter place for our future children to grow up in!"

[Even if those two stopped fighting, it would never stop the violence in this city…and never mention anything like that again.]

Looking down at the ground Shinra sighed; "I guess you're right…"

[I have a job to do, see you later.]

With that the black clad woman grabbed her helmet and exited the apartment leaving the brunet alone to sulk.

"Forever alone…"


"IZAAAAAYAAAA get the fucking hell outta Ikebukuro!"

Smirking, Izaya held his knife out in front of him, the familiar feeling of déjà vu sweeping over him for the millionth time; "Shizu-chan, once again I didn't come here for you, so for once will you just let me go…or do I have to post what happened between us last night all over the dollars forum?"

His smirk widened as he saw the blonde's reaction, beautiful~

"What's wrong Shizu-chan? Can't stand the thought that you fucked your worst enemy~"

Growling, Shizuo threw his cigarette to the ground before reaching out and grabbing the nearest street sign; "Will you…SHUT THE HELL UP!"

With that he threw the sign at Izaya, his smirk still firmly in place as he dodged, only to wince as pain shot down his spine, gritting his teeth he had to refrain himself from placing a hand on his back to rub it, the blonde's strength was unbelievable!

"What's the matter flea…are you hurting?"

"Only because your brutish ways nearly tore me in half you protozoan!"

Before the brunet knew it he was on the floor the blondes hand around his throat as he gasped; "I told you to shut the hell up! Now…we're going to finish our chat from last night…I want to know about that tattoo. And you're not getting away from me this time…"

"There's nothing to tell…it just got infected…shit happens."

Baring his teeth Shizuo tightened his grip slightly; "That's not what I meant! You're not an idiot flea; surely you knew you had to clean it!"

Turning his head Izaya bit his lip; he didn't want to talk about this…

"I told you…it just got infected…I was young…I didn't have the proper stuff to clean it with and I couldn't risk my parents seeing it…" "So you just fucking left it till it went septic!" "I didn't know!" Turning to look at Shizuo, Izaya's eyes were on fire with rage.

"I had no idea it was becoming as bad as it was! It was my first and only tattoo, I was under the impression it was natural to feel discomfort in the area for a while, it was only when I was physically sick from fever and in fucking agony I realised something wasn't right!"

"You shouldn't have gotten it done in the first place; they have laws on the damn things for a reason!"

By this point, Shizuo's hand had moved from Izaya's throat and was now fisting his shirt as he pulled the brunet up close to him, he couldn't believe he was hearing this from the flea!

"I didn't get much of a choice…I never accepted their proposal…they just assumed I wanted the job and that was the end of it…"

Eyes widening, Shizuo released his grip on the brunets shirt; "So wait…you never agreed to be their informant?"

"Not at first…I wanted to finish high school…then they called me into the 'office' one day, and laid the offer on the table…I told them I wanted to finish education first…but they went on to say the offer was a onetime thing…and after that…all I remember is being grabbed from behind and having a cloth forced over my face…"

"Chloroform…?"

"Yeah…the next thing I knew, I was coming too in a pretty dark and stingy room, my boss Shiki was in there along with this other guy…I tried to get up, but I was strapped to the table…Shiki approached me and began stroking my hair, I guess he was trying to calm me down…but I was having none of it…then the other guy walked over, placed the stencil on my stomach…and well…yeah…"

Sitting back, Shizuo's eyes where wide…he never thought he'd hear something like that leave the informants lips…

"Shinra's dad…he saved my life…but at the same time…he made me a target, you see I don't have a full tattoo anymore, so I'm looked down upon by other Yakuza members, I push my luck with them, well mainly Shiki, but only because I feel I have to…like it's the only way I'll stay on top of them…"

"Must have been horrible…"

"Well it wasn't a walk in the park I can tell you that…but, I'm glad my parents never found out…"

"Surely they must have noticed you where missing? From what I gather you where at Shinra's place for ages…"

Chuckling Izaya sat up and crossed his legs, no longer caring they were in broad daylight in the middle of the street, to him they were the only two people there…

"Shinra told them we decided on a last minute camping trip and depending on the weather weren't sure when we would be back; His dad's crazy idea of course…"

"Why can't you be like this more often…"

Raising a brow, Izaya made a small noise of confusion as he un-crossed his legs; "What do you mean by that?"

"Right now…we're talking, and I'm not getting pissed or trying to kill you…you're not being the snide little snot you usually are and I'll be honest with you, this side of you…I don't mind…"

Looking at Shizuo, Izaya frowned, something about the blonde's words made him feel…strange…

"Well Shizu-chan…on rare occasions the truth can bring out the best in people…I guess this is one of those occasions…"

"Yeah…I guess it is…"


Wow what a lame ass chapter =D I kept you waiting…for that! Please don't hate me ;_;