*scurries in updates this then runs off again*
"So I'm guessing you're going home now…"
Looking at Shizuo, Izaya smirked before shaking his head; "Nope, I have a few clients and a meeting with the boss~"
Nodding in understanding, Shizuo turned and began walking away from the brunet, only to suddenly stop and look back a very slight glare in his eyes; "I'll see ya around…and I'm warning you now, bring that smug ass smirk into Ikebukuro again and I'll punch it out of you."
And with that said, the blonde was gone…so Izaya followed suit and also vanished into the quickly building crowd of people.
Rounding a corner he sighed before raising a hand to gently rub his well hidden poor excuse of a tattoo…he wouldn't lie, he often thought about having it completely removed, then getting another one done on the other side, but this time by a proper tattoo shop…
But such thoughts would have to wait, after all it was rude to keep a lady waiting…especially one waiting on him so they could kill themselves together…so pathetic.
How he loved humans…
"And that's why…I want to die…my family won't even notice I'm gone…it will be like I simply ran away to them…"
Nodding, Izaya pulled up a fake look of sympathy, her story was so forced the man felt the need to vomit, her reasons to die where selfish; all because the guy she loved didn't know her name, it was a vice versa affair. Neither had a clue who the other was…
"You told me you had a daughter with this guy though…"
Nodding the girl sniffed, smiling in thanks as Izaya handed her a tissue; "Yes…I do have a daughter and he is the father…I fell pregnant with her from our…our" at this point she burst into tears as the memory of her pain came back full force, rolling his eyes Izaya leaned back in the seat, taking a slow nonchalant sip of his drink.
"Why are you here…?"
The wails stopped as the girl looked up, her eyes red and swollen from crying so much…but behind the swelling general confusion and curiosity lingered; "What do you mean Nakura-san…I just…I just *sniff*told you…"
"You should be at home with your daughter…do you really think it's fair of you to leave her alone simply because one guy won't return your calls? Heck for all you know; he could be married with kids! Your constant calling could be putting serious strain on his happiness; after all…women don't like other women constantly calling their husbands."
Stopping he made perfect eye contact with the now shocked into silence girl, smirking he continued; "If you die that's it…you can't come back, your daughter will be alone without a mother and she will have no idea who her father is, she'll be passed around from foster home to foster home till they either find her a family, or she becomes too old and is sent out on her own to start her life…would you really want that for your baby?"
"I…I…"
"Humans…you're all the same selfish, greedy beings…there is more to life than a man who doesn't give a toss whether you're breathing or not. If you kill yourself what will you gain? He won't know the difference, heck from what you described he was so drunk when you had sex, he probably doesn't even remember going out that night!"
SLAP
"Shut the hell up…how…how dare you…how fucking dare you talk to me like that…I thought you were different Nakura, I thought out of everyone else, you understood me the most…I'm going home to my daughter…and I never want to see your face or username again…"
And just like that, she was gone, smirking Izaya stood as he gingerly rubbed his cheek, he knew that one day in the future she'd come grovelling to him about how grateful she was for his words…but until then, she could go fuck herself.
Exiting the building he sighed in happiness, his beautiful humans where bustling around everywhere he turned, it was such a beautiful sight! Smiling the brunet began skipping towards Awakusu Kai's main building, the sooner he got his meeting done, the sooner he could watch his beautiful humans.
"Hito Rabu! Hito Rabu! Hito Rabu!"
"So...Shizuo, may I ask to what I owe the pleasure?"
Looking at Shinra Shizuo sighed before running a hand through his thick blonde hair; "I spoke to Izaya…he explained to me about, well you know, how he didn't get a choice and all about the tattoo…so I was wondering if you'd be willing to tell me the whole story now…it's not like there's anything more to hide…"
Eyes widening, Shinra was speechless for a while; he never would have thought Izaya and Shizuo would be able to have a genuine conversation…especially about something so personal!
"I'm surprised he told you…but yes…I will tell you what happened…"
"Wow…pretty fucked up…"
Taking a sip of his tea, Shinra nodded, sighing in relief as the hot liquid soothed his dry throat; "Why I was pretty shocked when you said Izaya told you. Honestly, all those years in sworn secrecy only for him to go and tell you himself…"
"Wait, so what he swore you to keep it from everyone or just me?"
"Well, he said everyone…but he put extra strain on singling you out…'Don't tell anyone, especially Shizu-Chan!' those where, more or less, his exact words…
Looking down Shizuo nodded, he got why the flea would say something like that, he would do the same if it happened to him.
"Well…I'm gonna head of Shinra, see if Russian Sushi is still having their sale…"
"Ah you're in luck, it doesn't end till tomorrow."
"Phew, no way could I afford their normal prices…"
Raising a brow, Shinra rubbed his chin in thought; "but Shizuo, I've seen you eat their loads of times, even when there isn't a sale on…"
Laughing, Shizuo began making his way towards the door, Shinra right behind him; "I want to try something new, and that something is pretty darn pricey normally. Well anyway Shinra, I'll see ya around."
"Yeah see you…"
"Shiki-san is so cruel! Keeping me such a long time in his stingy office, just to discuss something I dug up dirt on last week! Why can't he ever just get to the point…I wanted to watch my beloved humans, but it seems…my stomach is crying for fuel…so fatty tuna time!"
Skipping down the road, Izaya's mind was stuck in the land of flying lumps of fatty tuna and nyan cats; he was so out of it he didn't even notice till he was flat on his ass that someone was walking towards him…
"Uh are you okay?"
"Aww fatty tuna nyan nyan land has gone…"
"Flea?"
"Shizu-Chan?"
Indeed, looking up Izaya found himself staring into the eyes of the beast…not that it surprised him, after all, only someone as dense as Shizu-Chan would walk into him…
"Let me guess, 'Izaayaaa get outta Ikebukuro rawrrr' if so I plan to go as soon as I get something to eat."
Frowning, Shizuo had to resist crushing the flea for such a mockery, he did not sound like that…but hey he found who he was looking for…even if he did just take the piss out of him…
"Here."
With that the blonde dropped the bag he had been holding on the flea's lap, a curious look forming on the informants face as he recognised the origin of said bag; "Russian Sushi bag…cruel Shizu-Chan, you may trash talk me a lot, but that doesn't make me a rubbish bin…"
Rolling his eyes, Shizuo felt what little energy he had left drain; "Open the bag…"
Shrugging, Izaya did as the man said, his eyes widening as his mouth watered a little; "Fatty tuna…?" looking up at the blonde his face blanked "Shizu-chan can afford this?"
"Shut up!"
"Touchy…soooo, what have you done to it?"
Frown deepening Shizuo could feel a small vein on his forehead twitch; "Nothing, I only just bought it. So shut up and eat it."
"Something's wrong here…Shizu-chan wouldn't buy me food, then encourage me to eat it…hmm Shizu-Chan, you eat a bit first, that way I know it's not poisoned!"
"No."
"Then I'm not eating it." Growling Shizuo grabbed a piece "Fine." Shoving it in his mouth he grimaced a bit at the taste, he hated fatty tuna…swallowing, he smiled through gritted teeth; "See…? It's fine…"
"That's proof enough for me!"
"Thanks' for dinner Shizu-Chan!"
"Yeah, now get out of Ikebukuro, you're stinking the place up."
With that the blonde turned and began walking away from the brunet, so shrugging said brunet turned and began making his way home to Shinjuku.
"This has been a…interesting day…heh hito rabu…two simple words that show why I can't love you Shizu-chan."
Walking down the back alleys Izaya couldn't stop laughing as he shouted from the top of his lungs: "HITO RABU!"
I actually found this chapter pretty good fun to write xDDD and don't worry, there is a reason I left out what happened ;3 all will be revealed xDDD And sadly writers block is still with me ;_; bawwww! ;_;