When Jeff and Phil finished with their "activities", they were left alone to guard the camp. Hunter, Amy, and Eve went out to go find a decent route to walk through, while AJ and Brad went to go wash clothes at a river near the camp.
Phil looked at Jeff sitting next to him, appearing to be thinking about something, and bit his lip. After hearing what Jeff had to say when they got gas, he came up with a plan. "Hey, I'm gonna go do something," said Phil, standing up.
"Kay," said Jeff, not even bothering to look up from his contemplation as Phil walked off. That was one benefit of Jeff being apathetic, Phil didn't have to explain himself in the slightest.
He was gone for almost half an hour before he came back and it was still just Jeff guarding the camp. "Hey, Jeff, I need you to see something."
Jeff gave him a confused look. "Why?"
"Just come on," said Phil, grabbing Jeff's hand and leading him away.
"I'm guarding the camp," said Jeff, pulling his hand free.
"There's no zombies around," said Phil. "It'll be fine for a couple minutes."
"If this is all one elaborate plan to get laid I swear to god Phil," muttered Jeff bitterly, letting Phil lead him away from the camp.
They walked just a little ways away from camp, with Phil refusing to tell Jeff where they were going.
"Where are we going?" Said Jeff, with a very annoyed tone. "We have shit to do."
"I know, I know," said Phil. "You'll find out when we get there."
Jeff let out an exasperated sigh, making Phil smirk. They continued walking for five minutes before Phil stopped. "Here it is."
Jeff raised an eyebrow, looking at some food on top of a blanket on a tree stump. "What's this?"
"Consider this, our first date," said Phil, picking a flower out of a tree. He motioned for Jeff to go to the stump and handed him the flower. "After you."
As much as Jeff tried to repress it, he couldn't help but get a small smile as he took the flower. If Phil didn't know any better, he would've thought Jeff even blushed a little. "Phil, I told you we're not-"
"Yeah yeah just sex," said Phil, putting his arm around Jeff's waist and walking with him to the stump. "That doesn't mean I can't treat my special friend to a night out every now and then."
That time Phil was sure Jeff blushed. "Why are you doing this?" Said Jeff with an anxious look.
"Because you're incredible," said Phil, kissing Jeff's hand. "And I care about you."
"You shouldn't," said Jeff, pressing his lips with a slight frown.
"I'm never one to follow the rules," said Phil, kissing Jeff for a few seconds. "Now sit your cynical ass down and let's eat."
Jeff smiled softly and sat down by the stump, eating the canned food they had.
"So," said Phil, giving Jeff a smirk when they finished their food. "Believe in having sex on the first date?"
Jeff smirked back at him and laughed. "I'm not even going to dignify that with a response."
"Aw come on," said Phil, gently laying Jeff back and climbing on top of him. As soon as his lips touched Jeff's they heard a high pitched scream.
Jeff immediately got out from under Phil and ran towards it, taking out his sword. Phil quickly ran after him and when they got back to camp, they saw Eve on the ground trying to get away from a zombie. Jeff ran up and stabbed it in the head with his katana, kicking it away from Eve. Eve got up and buried her face in Jeff's chest, crying into him.
Jeff rubbed her back while Phil looked around. That zombie did a number on the camp, everything was trashed. The tents were ripped, the blankets had zombie muck on them, even the food looked completely ransacked.
"What happened?" Asked Jeff.
"Hunter and Amy sent me back to tell you guys to start heading out that way," said Eve, wiping her eyes. "And when I got back that thing was destroying everything."
"They sent you back without a gun?" Said Jeff, a perplexed look on his face.
"No, I had a gun, but when I went to shoot the zombie I missed and it knocked me backwards and I dropped it," said Eve, burying her face in Jeff's chest again.
Hunter and Amy quickly came into sight. "We heard screaming, is everyone ok?" Asked Amy.
"Yeah, we're ok," said Eve, pulling away from Jeff.
Hunter's eyes widened as he looked at the camp. "What the fuck happened?!"
"I came back there was a zombie destroying everything," said Eve.
Hunter glared at Phil and Jeff. "And where were you two?"
"This wasn't Jeff's fault, it was mine," said Phil. "I made him leave camp."
"It's both of your god damn faults!" Yelled Hunter.
"Don't yell at them!" Said Eve. "They saved my life!"
"Your life wouldn't have needed saving if it weren't for them!" Said Hunter, pointing at Jeff and Phil. "Now everything is destroyed! We have nothing!"
AJ and Brad came jogging into the camp. "Hey what's going- oh my god what happened to the camp?!" Exclaimed AJ, staring slack-jawed at what remained of the camp with awe.
"These fuckers left it unguarded," said Hunter, glaring at Jeff and Phil. "We gave you two one, damn, job."
"Look," said Amy, stepping in front of Hunter. "It happened, it's over. There's nothing we can do about it, so stop accusing people of things. All yelling at them's gonna do is get a horde of zombies on us, cause I'm sure that one has friends."
Hunter looked at the dead zombie and took a long, deep breath. "Fine, let's just go."
They all started walking down the trail Hunter and Amy had trekked down, with Jeff and Phil walking behind everyone. "So," said Phil, looking at Jeff. "Um, sorry."
Jeff shrugged his shoulders. "It was bound to happen eventually, our group isn't filled with the brightest people."
Phil smirked at him. "You're so condescending, don't you have just a little faith left in humanity?"
Jeff smirked back. "Not in the slightest."
"So, where are we going?" Asked AJ.
"We have to find new supplies," replied Hunter. "Since someone couldn't keep it in their pants."
"Hunter," said Amy, giving him a soft glare. "They made a mistake, let it go."
Hunter just grumbled to himself and massaged his temple before responding. "If I'm not critical they won't learn anything."
"I think they've learned," said Amy. "And I think we both know this isn't as much about them learning as it is about you having a hot-head."
"My hot-head keeps us alive," said Hunter. "Abandoning the camp gets us killed."
They walked all day like that, finding no supplies anywhere. Hunter continually grilled Jeff and Phil the whole time, mainly grumbling about how they were worthless and were just bringing the group down.
"Hey," said Eve, as Hunter threw another insult at them. "Jeff is probably the most useful one here, and Phil isn't too far behind. None of us got hurt, and Jeff saved my life. So just, shut, up."
Almost everyone stopped and stared at Eve in awe, and she got a puzzled look. "What?"
"I didn't even know you could say shut up," said Brad.
They heard moaning and Jeff immediately pulled out his sword. A zombie came out of the trees and Jeff beheaded it, but his eyes widened when five more came out.
"It's a herd!" Screamed Amy. "Run!" She took off and the rest of the group followed her, but Jeff tried to fight off the zombies. It seemed like every time he took one down five more came in its place. Phil quickly ran back and grabbed Jeff's hand, trying to pull him away. "Forget about it!"
He tried to run back to where the group ran but found it blocked off by zombies. "Not that way!" Shouted Jeff, pulling Phil in the other direction. They ran off in the opposite direction from the group, out of the woods for several minutes. "Look!" Said Phil, slowing to a walk and pointing at a neighborhood.
Jeff walked over to him and looked at it. "Is it safe?"
"It has a gate," said Phil. "That'll keep them out right?"
"Yeah," said Jeff, walking up to it. "But it also keeps them in." He put up his katana and kicked the gate to make noise.
"Huh," said Phil, when no zombies came out. "I think it's safe."
Jeff pulled the gate open and walked in, slowly walking towards one of the houses. Phil followed him to the house, closing the gate behind himself. They entered the house and took a look around, not finding any zombies. They didn't even find any evidence a zombie apocalypse was happening in the house. It was fully stocked with food, but no weapons. It wasn't even crappy food, all the cupboards had good, quality food in them. The beds were made, and it didn't look like there were any damages to the furniture, like no one had ever lived there.
"What is this place?" Questioned Phil, walking into the bedroom.
Jeff sighed, walking up to him. "This is probably where they were going to take survivors, but they didn't make it."
"Makes sense," said Phil, looking around. "I haven't been in a bedroom for so long."
"Yeah, let's grab some food and go find the group," said Jeff, leaving the room.
Phil grabbed his wrist and winked at him. "Hold on, you've never been fucked on a bed before. This is a whole different atmosphere for sex."
Jeff smirked over his shoulder and pulled his wrist free, setting his weapons down on the floor. "You better make it worth my time. This should be the bet sex I've ever had."
Phil smirked and pulled Jeff against himself. "Well that won't be too hard." He kissed Jeff and wrapped his arms around his waist. Jeff moaned and it went straight to Phil's groin. He picked Jeff up and laid on top of him on the bed. "Oh my god," said Phil. "I forgot how good a bed feels."
"Hey, you're supposed to be making love to me, not the bed," said Jeff, threading his fingers through Phil's hair.
"Making love?" Murmured Phil, pressing his forehead to Jeff's.
"You know what I mean," said Jeff, letting his head fall back.
"Mmhmm," said Phil, kissing Jeff's collar bone. "Is that how you feel?"
"I don't feel anything, you should know that by now," said Jeff, dragging his nails over Phil's shoulders.
"If you say so," said Phil, pulling off his shirt.
The rest of the group ran as hard as they could until they made it out if the woods. Amy tried to catch her breath as she lent down with her hands on her knees. AJ looked around with worry. "Guys Jeff isn't here, and neither is Phil."
"Jeff, can take care, of himself," said Amy, finally starting to catch her breath. "I'm sure he can handle Phil too, they'll catch up."
"We need to keep moving," said Hunter. "We have no idea where we are, it'll be dark soon, and we still need supplies. We're gonna have to try and find some buildings."
"But we have to wait for them!" Said AJ. "We can't abandon them."
"You fall behind, you get left behind," said Hunter, starting to walk away. The group followed him and Brad gave AJ a gentle nudge. "They'll be alright, AJ. Come on." She slowly started following them, continually taking worried glances back at the woods.
"Fuck," said Brad, shaking his hand when he tried to grab AJ's. "I think I cut my hand on a branch."
AJ looked at it, seeing a small gash on his hand. "At least it's not bleeding."
"It hurts like hell," said Brad. "How much longer are we gonna be walking?"
"Until we get where we need to go," said Hunter. "Your little scratch can wait."
AJ crossed her arms with a glare. "You don't have to be rude."
"I'm not being rude I'm being realistic," said Hunter.
"Well, when Phil was leader, he wasn't rude," said AJ, looking down at her feet.
"Phil was your guys' leader?" Said Hunter, with a scoff. "No way."
"Well, he liked to say he was leader, but he was really just Jeff's bitch," said AJ, making the group laugh.
Even Hunter chuckled. "Now that, I can believe."
AN: Thanks for reading! I hope you liked it! Please review! :)
shiki94- Thanks for reviewing! Jeff definitely has his reasons
TayTay4936- Thanks for reviewing! Phil has got a way of making Jeff open up whether he wants to or not haha