"Calm down Zoro."
"How am I suppose to calm down when you're, I mean, you're in Livy's body?", asked the swordsman as he held his face in his hands. "This is beyond weird Robin."
"This isn't exactly ideal for us either Zoro, but we need to be level headed in order to come up with a plan.", replied the archaeologist.
"Yeah Dad, it'll be fine as soon as we find Law.", chimed in Olivia.
"You're right, sorry, I just... this is so weird."
"Agreed, but we'll find some way to manage until Olivia and I can be switched back."
"Okay, we should probably go let the crew in on this before anything else goes wrong.", sighed Zoro.
"Are you okay Dad?"
"Just give me a minute, and please don't call me that while you're in Robin's body, Livy."
"Okay Zoro? Nope, that feels weird, I just won't address you until we're back to normal."
"Hm. Your muscles are rather sore Olivia, what have you been doing?", asked Robin as she started maneuvering her daughter's body out of the sick bed.
"Oh, that's probably from the bear fighting."
"Very amusing Olivia."
"No I'm serious, that's what Uncle and Dad use for my haki training."
"You fight bears?"
"Uh huh, blindfolded."
"You made my daughter fight bears blindfolded?", questioned Robin, glaring at her husband.
"Well, you know to sharpen her reflexes and senses. It's not like I would let her get mauled or anything."
"Zoro."
"It's fine Mom, I've actually gotten pretty good at dodging and anticipating their moves."
"I'm not okay with the thought of wild animals attacking you while you can't see, but I suppose Luffy and your father know what they're doing.", acquiesced the older woman.
"Alright let's get this over with.", said Zoro. The Roronoas headed towards the kitchen where the Straw Hats normally gathered. As the trio entered all eyes turned towards the entrance, curiosity and laughter plain in their eyes.
"I guess Chopper already told you our situation.", said Robin.
"Sorry it kinda slipped out when they asked how you guys were doing.", squeaked out the nervous doctor.
"At least you guys aren't stuck in some pervert's body like I was.", huffed Nami.
"How are you guys doing aside from you know...", questioned the sniper.
"It's kinda like when you fall asleep somewhere and don't know where you are when you first wake up.", replied Olivia as she took a seat at the table. "But we're adjusting."
"Hehe, this must be super hard on you Zoro-bro, having your wife and daughter switch bodies.", laughed Franky.
"Shut up Robot.", snapped the moss head.
"Looks like someone's already having withdrawal symptoms.", commented Nami.
"Can we stop with all the innuendos guys?", pouted Olivia. "I'd rather not have that mental image."
"Haha, it looks so funny seeing Robin pout.", laughed the navigator.
"But it looks just as adorable as when Olivia-chan does it!", swooned Sanji.
"Can it you Pervert Cook.", snapped Zoro. "What did I tell you about flirting with Robin and Olivia?"
"You wanna fight Cyclops?"
"Like you're one to talk Swirly!"
"Zoro- kun calm down.", said Robin, crossing her arms in front of her chest. She focused on sprouting several arms to separate the two men, but to no avail. "Right, I don't have my powers anymore.", sighed the woman.
"Wait does that mean I can use your powers? Quick Mom, tell me how to bloom arms!"
"Later perhaps.", smiled Robin. "Zoro."
"Humph, fine.", replied the man as he sat down beside his daughter's body.
"So what now?", asked Luffy. "Don't we need to find Traffy to get Robin and Liv back to normal?"
"I'm sure he's still on the island, why don't we just split up and look around?", suggested Olivia.
"Yeah, the log takes a week to set, and if he just started ticking off the locals earlier today he couldn't have been here long.", said Nami.
"In the morning we can go around town and ask who's seen him or the Heart Pirates around.", suggested Brook.
"Why wait until tomorrow?"asked Zoro.
"Because it's almost dark and we haven't eaten dinner.", whined Luffy.
"Plus, we need time to formulate how to go about getting information and such from the townspeople without anyone finding out about our little predicament. If the Marines knew that Olivia and Robin were vulnerable right now they may use this as an opportunity to capture them which I'm sure you don't want, right Zoro?", asked Nami.
"Fine, but first thing tomorrow."
"We can make it through one night in each other's bodies.", said Olivia as she looked towards her mother.
"Of course.", agreed Robin.
"Okay I'll get dinner going while you guys think of plan.", announced Sanji. "Let me know if there's anything I can do for you my angels!", called the cook to the women.
"I think I'll take a shower while you guys strategize." said Olivia as she rose from the table.
"Alright, just be careful Baby."
"Yeah, and come get me when your done so I can re-bandage your back Olivia."
"'Kay.", called the girl as she exited, walking towards the bathhouse.
