Alright, I know, I haven't updated in like forever! I haven't gotten any prompts and ran outa ideas! Ugh, stupid writers block...anyway,

'Guest' prompted: Could you do a drabble where the whole Anubis Gang has a Prank War- Girls
against Guys?

Yes I can! But, I'm sorry but this totally sucks! It's like the worst thing I've ever written. I'm doing drabbles and if I wanted to make this more interesting I'd have to make it a full one-shot, maybe more than that! Also, I'm insanely tired! So, please forgive me if you don't like it. :(

BOOM!

Amber screamed as the box exploded. Black soot and ash covered her flawless face and long blonde hair. She had found a large, bright blue and pink box in the foyer. She had become curious and opened it.

Jerome and Alfie jump out into the hall, laughing hysterically.

"Alfie, Jerome!" she glared.

The other house members gathered the foyer at the noise. The girls immediately take pity on her but the guys fall to the floor holding their sides as they laughed.

When they recovered they looked up at the girls and found them glaring. They stomp up the steps grumbling about how their boyfriends are such jerks.

They storm into Amber and Nina's room and Amber sits down, trying to remove the black soot.

"That is it!" Patricia cried, throwing her hands up in frustration. "This has gone on far too long! It's time for the girls to strike back. No more damsels in distress!"

"I agree." Nina chimed in and Amber and Joy nodded.

"But, don't you think it's a good idea, it's mean," Mara protested. "Do we really want to sink to their level?"

The others blinked at her before chorusing a rude yes.

She sighed. "I'm in."

"Awesome! And I think I know just the prank to do to start the Ultimate Prank War." Patricia says mysteriously.

Alfie walked into class right behind Jerome, the prank he and his best mate had pulled yesterday still fresh in his brain. Only a few other students were in the room besides the Anubis boys. Suddenly the girls run in, their clothes disheveled, hair messy and tangled, dragging their bags on the ground. They trudged in and fell to the floor, gasping for breath. The boys immediately run to their girlfriends asking what had happened.

"Alfie!" Amber said hoarsely. "They're-they're-"

"They're what, Ambs? Who?" he asked her.

"The-the-aliens." Joy rasped.

"Aliens!" the boys scream, Alfie being the loudest.

"They're after…you…" Amber whispers into her boyfriend's ear before fainting.

He doesn't even look at her. He shoots up like a rocket and runs out the door screaming.

Mick, being the biggest idiot of the group, believed it too and ran out screaming also, flailing his arms around. Jerome looked skeptic and Fabian and Eddie were slowly beginning to believe this.

The three quickly bolt out of the classroom, leaving the girls on the floor.

"Our heroes." Patricia muttered, standing up. She ran a hand through her hair and fixed her clothes as the others did the same.

"It was still funny." Joy grinned.

They laugh, high-fiving one another as they sit in their seats. The boys didn't come back to school.

The girls walked into the common room, laughing and stop short when they're greeted by the Anubis boys glaring.

"Hello, boys." Nina nodded to them.

"What was that?" Eddie asked incredulously.

"What was what?" Mara asked innocently.

"That alien thing." Jerome folded his arms over his chest, staring the girls down.

"Oh, 'that'." Amber nodded in fake realization.

"Yeah, that…" Fabian sighed, glaring lightly at each girl but immediately stopped when his eyes landed on Nina.

"We decided to get you back for all the pranks you've pulled on us in the past." Patricia explained.

"Like a prank war?" Eddie says interest rising.

"Well-" Mara started.

"Exactly." Patricia smirked.

"Patricia." Mara hissed to her roommate.

"Alright, the Ultimate Prank War has begun." Eddie shook his girlfriend's hand as did the others though Mara was reluctant to.

Jerome rubbed his eyes and groaned. It has been a few days since they started the stupid prank war and as much as he loved pranking people, he couldn't keep going like this. Last night the boys had snuck up to the girl's rooms and hung buckets of honey over their doors. They would open the door and then-SPLAT!

The girls had gotten some good pranks in as well. They had pelted the boys with paint balls one morning. They had swapped Fabian's and Jerome's shampoo for blue cheese dressing. And a few others.

While the boys did well also, coloring Nina's hair green, spray painting all the girl's books black. They had a good score.

He sat up and swung his legs over the edge. His eyes shot open when he felt something gooey and sticky on his bare feet. He looked down and saw a pan of honey right where he puts his feet every morning when he wakes up. He noticed a sticky not on the floor and plucked it from the wood. It read,

Haha! You thought you could beat us? Wrong! You're just lucky we didn't dump it over your meat filled heads. -Patricia

P.S - I'm so sorry, Jerome, I couldn't stop them. Love you! -Mara.

Jerome groaned as he read Patricia's part then smiled at Mara's note. Then a thought hit him when he heard Alfie moan and sit up.

"Wait, mate, stop-" but he was to late. Alfie set his feet in the honey and groaned, lifting his feet out of the pan. He looked at his feet for a second before shrugging and setting his feet down again.

"We're not the only ones who got honey between our toes, right?" Alfie sighed.

"Ah! What the-" someone yelled.

"I don't think so." Jerome replied and began wiping off his feet.

A couple minutes later Mick, Fabian and Eddie barge in, fuming.

"You too?" Eddie asked knowingly.

The two nodded and they all growled.

"You cheated!"

"I did not!"

"What is your problem?"

"Why are you blaming me?"

"Cause you're to blame!"

"What's your problem?"

Everyone kept screaming at each other. No one knows how the argument got started. Finally Victor walks in and shouts for them to be quiet and sit down.

"What is going on here?" he snarls.

Nina explains the war to him.

"Well, have fun with that!" he smiles brightly, raising his hands in a 'raise the roof' sort of way.

They looked at him, startled, confused, flabbergasted. He immediately let the smile drip off his face and went back to his growling, cranky self. "I win, stop." he says lowly and trudges out of the room.

The teens burst out laughing.

"Okay, he wins." Alfie sighs.

His friends nodded in agreement and forgot the war in a flash.

Yeah...don't know where that Victor thing came from...it was really random...

So sorry! It was horrible! I'm gonna work on those other prompts and upload 'em as soon as possible! Please keep sendin' in prompts people! Thanks! Oh, P.S. - I have a new pole up!

-Rachel