****i hope u dont mind, butt i decided 2 put in my oc. sHes rely cool tho, so I hope u lik! :3!*****
dIRK was sad because he still not find his shades. He cry a single teer from his eye witch was not covered by any kind of shade. jAKE PAT his shopulder. "Dirk my old tip top spitch spotch chum, do not fear we will find your diddly dosh shades if it bloody gosh golly kills me!"
"I dont want you 2 die thio Jake." Dirk sed. "I car bout u."
"I wont." Jake sed.
Subly, a random purple wolffoxneko with wings ruin into Dirk and jaek! She knocked them 2 the ground! "Oh, sorry!" she said "My name uiz Violetanica Nekokitsunestarwolf! I'm sorry 2 bother you!"
"Dat ok." sed Dirk "U can help us becaz i herd of you an u like rely gopod at matriteal arts, sword fightin, sper fighting, and pret much any legendary otaku art. U also writ guid fanficton an you very hawt bu im gaey so i no interstd. u ALSO my lon lost sister an jaks too cuz ectobiology!"
"Ok." She sed.
Yaaaaaaaay! Dik and Jake got a new friend! :D But will she come in handy and help them? Find out in the next chapter!