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Patricia looked at Eddie and her bored frown became a jealous glare. She jabbed her elbow into his side and smirked happily when he hissed in pain.

"Woah, Yacker, I think you just broke one of my ribs," he groaned.

"Stop staring at the cheerleaders and you'll keep your ribs." The auburn haired girl warned.

The two were sitting on the football field bleachers watching the cheerleaders practice. Patricia didn't want to come but Eddie did and she doesn't necessarily trust him around a bunch of blondes in tight crop tops and short skirts.

"Are you jealous, Yacker?" Eddie asked slyly, scooting closer to her so they were elbow to elbow, knee to knee.

"No," she replied in a monotone.

"Then why'd you come?" he smirked.

"To watch you," she replied sending him another glare.

"Enjoying the view?" he said suavely.

"So far?" she gave him a once over. "No."

The blonde scoffed with a smile and turned back to the cheerleaders.

"That was cool," he mumbled after the sluttiest looking cheerleader, Kelsey, did a flip off the pyramid and landed perfectly.

"Oh, come on, anyone can do that." Patricia scoffed.

"No, not really." He retorted without turning away from the girls.

"Hey, Patricia," Heather Andrews called from the bottom of the bleachers. Her uniform was tight and showed off her body, the red and yellow bring out her light brown eyes that matched her straight hair which was tied in a high ponytail. "Are you trying out again this year?" she asked once she was a step away from the couple's seats.

Patricia's eyes grew wide as did Eddie's, along with a huge grin.

"You used to be a cheerleader?" he laughed, leaning into her shocked face.

"No, no, I was not. And no, I'm not trying out." She crossed her arms and huffed.

"Oh, come on, I bet you'd look incredible in one of those uniforms." He jerked his head to the field where the girls were giggling about nonsense.

"That's very true; she looked amazing." Heather spoke up.

"Please," Eddie grinned.

"No, alright; I'm not going to be a cheerleader so you can gawk at my chest." She frowned, turning away from him as a blush spread onto Heather's face.

"I won't do that," he shook his head before adding; "Everyone knows I'm a butt man."

"I agree." Patricia smirked.

He flicked her forehead.

"I'll let you two sort this out." Flushing Heather scurried away.

"Please," he begged her, getting down on his knees, taking her hands in his. "You'd be the first goth cheerleader,"

Patricia made a face at him.

"Holy…that'd be sexy; I can see it!" he grinned with a faraway look in his green eyes. "Woah…"

Patricia smacked him across the cheek roughly and he jumped out of his daydream to clutch his reddening cheek.

"Ow! What the heck, Patricia?"

Patricia chuckled and shook her head, picking up her bag and hopping down the steps.

"Hey, man, I don't see her anywhere." Evan patted Eddie's shoulder throwing him a sympathetic glance.

"Yeah," Eddie grumbled, turning away from the bleachers.

The crowd cheered as the team school's team and their rival ran out onto the field, but Eddie held back with one more glance at the crowd.

"You're not going to find whatever you're looking for up there."

He turned to find Patricia Williamson in a red, yellow and white cheerleading uniform. Her make-up was dark and her auburn hair was still down and had a single green highlight. Her hands were on her hips which were exposed to the grinning Eddie. Her long pale legs were covered by fishnet tights and she wore black converse with small chains on the sides. The purple Amethyst necklace Eddie had gotten her for Christmas was around her neck, hanging down in the v-neck of her crop top.

"Well? Are goth cheerleaders as hot as you thought? Close your mouth, Slimeball, you'll catch flies." she chucked him under the chin his mouth clamped shut.

"I'm just glad you're here; I'm a little nervous," he mumbled hugging her, and then whispered in her ear. "But you do look incredibly sexy."

"Alright, you'll get plenty of time with your goth cheerleader girlfriend later; now get out there, Buttman." She gave the blonde a shove toward the field.

"You're gonna call me that all the time now, aren't you?" Eddie asked in a monotone.

"Yep," she smirked and walked off, swaying her hips slightly.

Eddie drew in a shaky breath, "I'm so not gonna be able to concentrate." He turned to his teammates, running over to them. "Evan, slap me."

And Evan complied quickly.

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