A/N: So it's been a long time since I've updated... like, what, two years? :/ But I AM BACK, PEOPLE!
Disclaimer: I do not own The Lord of the Rings. (Wish I did, though, since my Extended Essay's on it... anyone else doing IB?)
Legolas
Mirkwood the Great
107655 Middle-earth
Arda
Dear Legolas,
Arwen is suddenly very obsessed with blond men. What should I do?
Concerned,
~Aragorn
King Elessar Telcontar
Gondor
804231 Middle-earth
Arda
Dear Aragorn,
Dye your hair blond. It's the new fab anyway here in Arda; you are so behind the trends. Father and I are very concerned about Gondor's new king's fashion statement of going around dressed in clothes that haven't seen proper soap and water in decades. Get out of your dingy castle and socialize with people other than your even dingier (if that's even possible) Ranger friends, please. For the hundredth time, GET A LIFE, Aragorn.
Sincerely,
~Legolas
Legolas
Mirkwood the Great
107655 Middle-earth
Arda
Dear Legolas,
Interesting how you should phrase it that way. The other day I went to the local market to pick up a few hair-dying goodies (the stores here in Gondor are really crappy in case you were wondering, *note to self: renovation... required... ASAP), and the nice man at the counter kindly informed me that they were currently "out" of blonde hair dye. Can you believe it? Because I can't, for some strange reason. Well, that explains the suddenly increased number of blond men I've seen walking around my halls lately. One of these days I will outlaw blond men from entering my precious halls. Why doesn't Arwen like brunettes? Why?
Anyway, thanks. Come around to Gondor for a cup of tea sometime?
All the best,
~Aragorn
King Elessar Telcontar
Gondor
804231 Middle-earth
Arda
Dear Aragorn,
Can I bring Gimli?
Curious,
~Legolas
Legolas
Mirkwood the Great
107655 Middle-earth
Arda
Legolas,
NO.
Yours, etc., etc.,
~Aragorn
King Elessar Telcontar
Gondor
804231 Middle-earth
Arda
Aragorn,
Dammit.
Sincerely,
~Legolas
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