Mikau: Hi! So…Natsumi posted the Pony Kaito pic and the HakuSera pic, and…omake. Enjoy! And thanks so much to all of the reviewers: DragonAce1999, Detectivewriters, Assasin8, Kimmiko T, Bunnyz-chan, Yumeno Katrin, grandprincessanastasiaromanov5, and neonquincy1217!

Disclaimer: If I owned it, I'd run out of detectives to mention at the end of the volumes just like I'm running out of clever disclaimers. Sensei probably has an assistant that finds new detectives to talk about nowadays. You know. Once the volumes got past thirty.

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Omake

Saguru slept the rest of the day away in the infirmary, tormented by visions of things which he couldn't un-see. Worst of all, he was awoken after school by the very person who had started all of this with his stupid heist and his stupid fan site—Kuroba Kaito.

Kaito skipped into the nurse's office and did a cartwheel followed by a flip so that he landed balancing on the little metal headboard of Saguru's cot. "Rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty!"

"You are a bad dream," Saguru insisted. "A bad dream. You don't exist." He took the pillow and stuck his head under it like an ostrich burying its head in the sand.

"Sure I exist," Kaito pouted. He hopped back down and came up along the right side of the bed. He clapped his hands, and the pillow shielding Hakuba vanished. "See! Look how pretty I am! Nice and tangible! Wanna feel?"

"Death first," Saguru snorted. "Absolutely not! Not with a ten-foot pole!"

"...So mean," Kaito sighed.

"What are you doing here in the first place? Go away. Shoo," Saguru grumbled, pulling the cover over his head as a last line of defense.

Kaito snatched the blanket away, transforming it into a little flock of doves colored green (the exact shade that the blanket had been). "I came to give you the notes for today. Sensei said so."

"Fine," Saguru gave in, sitting up and holding out his hand to receive the notes.

"I wanna show you something first," Kaito chuckled, pulling out his phone.

"No. No more. I don't want to see. Just give me the notes and leave me in peace," Saguru demanded.

Kaito paid no mind. "It's super cool. You're gonna love it! See!"

Saguru was half considering just leaving without the notes to avoid further mental scarring when the phone was thrust into his face once more.

"Pony Kaito!" Kaito squealed. "The artist just posted it, like, an hour ago! Isn't it sweet?!"

Saguru blinked. Holy Mary, Mother of God. It was Pony Kaito! The hair, the grin...! All wrapped up with an obnoxious horn that Pony Kaito was sure to incessantly prod the unfortunate Pony Hakuba with. Poor devil.

"That is terrifying," Saguru stated decisively, returning the phone. "That is going to haunt my nightmares for a good long while."

"Are you kidding me?" Kaito huffed. "I'm awesome! I'm a freaking unicorn! A unicorn! How BA is that?!"

"Considering that unicorns are kind, gentle, pure creatures? Not very." Saguru was not impressed. "You're not a very fitting unicorn, Kuroba. I don't know what that artist girl was thinking."

"I can be pure and gentle and kind," Kaito muttered. "I think it's awesome. It looks just like me too!"

"That we can agree upon. I would advise being careful, Kuroba. If a perfect stranger knows your face well enough to be able to pony-atize you..." He left the thought unfinished.

Kaito did not wish to talk about it further. So he changed the subject. "She posted the HakuSera pic too." Kaito pulled up the page. "See?"

Saguru took the phone back a little too eagerly and stared at the drawing.

"Cute, huh?" Kaito snickered, snapping a picture of the priceless look on Saguru's face. "I'd say she got your expression just perfect too!"

"Maybe this artist isn't thatbad after all," Saguru hummed thoughtfully.

"I'll send it to you. Then you can show Sera-chan," Kaito chuckled, taking back his phone and setting down the notes at the foot of Hakuba's cot.

Saguru shuddered. "Absolutely not. I don't know whatshe would say if she found out."

"She might say that it's cute," Kaito offered with a shrug as he headed for the door.

"I doubt it," Saguru sighed, sliding off the bed, grabbing the notes, and following along after the magician.

"Then maybe I should show her for you," Kaito cackled, racing off.

Saguru blanched. "Kuroba, don't you dare!" He took off after the bane of his existence.

"I'm texting her now~!" Kaito sang.

"I'm going to kill you!" Saguru shouted.

"In front of all of these witnesses?" Kaito laughed, having the time of his life.

All Saguru could do was run with all his might and curse his lot in life. What had ever possessed him to come all the way from England just to chase that zany thief anyway?

"I'm sending it~!" Kaito taunted, rounding the corner and almost knocking over the grumpy history teacher.

"KU-RO-BAAAAA!" Saguru screamed, all the while in hot pursuit. He cut the corner wide and almost crashed into the aforementioned grumpy history teacher.

Unfortunately, the second near miss in only a matter of seconds knocked the educator off balance. He didn't fall...but his hairpiece did.

Saguru stared in horror at what looked like a small, dead rodent lying on the floor.

Kaito stopped in his tracks halfway down the hall and burst out into a fit of laughter.

"Kuroba-kun! Hakuba-kun!" Tanaka-sensei bellowed. "Detention!"

Saguru sighed, holding in his murderous rage to be directed at that pesky magician at a later date. "Yes, Sir. Sorry, Sir."

Kaito, however, was unrepentant, chortling all the way to the teachers' office.

"I will get you for this later, Kuroba," Saguru muttered.

"Sure, sure," Kaito giggled. "Sera-chan says that the picture is cute, by the way."

Saguru missed a step and nearly fell over. "W-What?"

"I sent her the picture before I even came to pick you up from the infirmary. She said it was cute," Kaito repeated. "She says hi and wants to know if we want to meet her for ice cream."

"...Perhaps I don't hate you quite so much as I originally thought," Saguru conceded.

"I love you too, Haku-chan," Kaito snickered.

"You ruined it," Saguru snorted. "Your ears must be broken. How do you get 'I love you' from 'I don't hate you as much as I thought I did'?"

"There! You said it again!" Kaito cheered. "You said you loved me!"

"Kuroba, not so loud!" Saguru hissed. "People can hear you! They'll misunderstand! You wonder where the fangirls get their ideas from. It's because you do and say stuff like that!"

"Of course I'll go out with you!" Kaito chuckled, pressing his luck.

Saguru frowned in disapproval. "I take it back. I really do hate you after all."

Kaito smiled cheekily. All in a day's work.

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Mikau: The End for real this time. You hear me, Natsumi? THE END. No more inspiring me to write any more craziness.