Left behind and F-ING LOVING IT!

by Familykid10

Ok so... imagine the rapture happens and you are left behind. HOW IS THAT NOT AWESOME! This series follows Mitch, now Mitch is a d*** head, so he gets left behind when the rapture happens and we get to go with Mitch on his adventures in this world full of other d***heads, sin, a tone of irreverence towards the religious side of the story and lots of demon killing and swear words.

3. Chapter 3: Still Judgment day

Simultaneously pissing and shitting him self with fear, Mitch frantically presses a sequence of numbers. That being nine one one. He lifts the white plastic casing to his ear. The sound of ringing seems to go on for months. Mitch slams the phone back on to the wall. He faces down and leans on the wall. Suddenly and idea strikes like lightning in his head and he sprints for the front door. He swings it open and screams for help. One door to the left opened and out came a woman seemingly in her seventies clutching her zimmer frame. "WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU! I'M TRYING TO FEED MY DAMN CATS!" Mitch Stares at her. She turns to walk back inside."PRICK!"

Mitch runs back to his housemates body, as he does he stops completely still. He stands silent. He is starring out of the window in-front of the sink. "What. The. Hell." He went back to the living room, turned on the TV and mirrored the way he stood before. A screen of static taunts him. He presses the next channel button on the remote. More static. Next channel. More static. Next channel. more static. Next channel. more static. Next channel. A man in a grey suit sits at a blue desk. There's a little logo on the bottom of the screen which has a blue square with white lines going from the bottom left corner to the top right and a red line under it with channel written in white.

"HA!" The man scream into the camera, looking crazy. "WE FUCKING TOLD YOU! SUCK MY BIG FAT DICK YOU LIBERAL SCUM!" He stand up. " IT'S THE FUCKING RAPTURE! WE GOD DAMN TOLD YOU! THE BEST PART IS NOW, THERE'S NOW FCC, SO WE CAN SAY OR DO WHAT EVER THE FUCK WE WANT!" He pauses and looks off to the side of the camera. "wait what? There's still the FCC?" He pauses again. "Well... Shit."

Mitch stands there horrified. He turns his head to look out the window. "Can... Can it really be...? Oh my God." Then in a somber yet surprised tone, Mitch says "Fox got something right..."

Note from author: Ok so yeah, its the rapture! (as if you could not figure that out by the title or description) I want to thank my friend for giving me the idea of how Mitch realizes it actual is the rapture.