Yami Ryo: Thanks to everyone that reviewed! Just general silliness cause I'm exhausted but can't sleep...
Warning: yaoi, romantic crap, human names, and Romano! Cause he needs a warning by himself...
Pairing: Romerica! Cause Romerica = Romance! Romano(South Italy)/America(Alfred F. Jones)
Disclaimer: Yami Ryo does not own Hetalia. If she did her hoard of candy that she keeps hidden would be huge and she'd need a bigger hiding place.
Chapter Three: Your New Wife is Pretty!
Romano woke up with a grumpy grunt and got up. Putting on some pants and a shirt he made his way downstairs to the kitchen following a wonderful scent that lingered in the air teasing his senses. As he got closer to the kitchen familiar humming greeted his ears in a soothing tune, he entered the kitchen and the sight inside made him stumble and stare. They had only been living together for a week but Alfred had made himself quite at home while every time Romano caught sight of the rather gorgeous blond he lost his barrings. Alfred was back in his cute apron and had donned a pair of faded blue tight gym shorts and a red button up vest that was cut to show a nice view of the smooth skin of his back, belly, and collar bones. Romano gave a frustrated groan, every time he saw Alfred it was a struggle not to touch the oblivious blond. Alfred turned around and smiled brightly at Romano.
"Morning Romano! You're coffee is all ready for you at the table." Alfred said his voice happy and bright somehow giving Romano an odd imagery of dancing daisies in bright sunlight. He shook the image from his mind and gave Alfred an acknowledging grunt sitting down. Alfred laughed and returned to making their breakfast throwing in different spices every now and then. Romano let out a content sigh after his first sip of coffee, Alfred always made it taste like warm happiness, it was so wonderful. Alfred placed a plate of waffles made into different shapes in front of him and Romano fought back a smile at the waffle made to look like a tomato.
"Thanks." Romano mumbled through a mouthful of waffle a red tint to his cheeks. Alfred beamed at him and Romano was glad Alfred never made his signs of gratitude into a huge deal like Antonio and Feliciano did. Alfred always accepted with a bright warm smile that always managed to make Romano feel like he was some remarkable person. They ate together content and happy as Alfred told him some made up story about a seer of some kind and a priest kid that goes on some long journey to rescue him from demons or something. It was interesting but hard to follow.
A loud series of bangs interrupted their breakfast pissing Romano off rapidly. He stomped his way to the door pissed that someone was interrupting his nice breakfast with Alfred. Throwing the door open he was bowled over by a sobbing Feliciano.
"You're home fratello! Ve~, I thought you had been killed or captured!" Feliciano wailed.
"Get off me you ass!" Romano screamed angrily. Ludwig stepped forward and picked Feliciano up from off his brother.
"See, he was fine." Ludwig tried to comfort, however Feliciano had already stopped his wailing to stare slack-jawed at his brothers clean house.
"F-fratello, your house! It's so beautiful, ve~!" Feliciano cried in shock, Romano glared and was about to make some very rude comments when Alfred walked into the room concern on his face.
"Is everything okay? What's with all the screaming?" Alfred asked his eyes falling onto Romano who had been picking himself up off the floor. Ludwig who had also been staring in shock at the clean room went slack-jawed himself at seeing Alfred. Feliciano began to stare as well a smile stretching across his face. Romano noticed their staring and became furious.
"Every thing's fine! Just my stupid brother, I want more waffles!" Romano snapped startling Alfred a bit, Alfred shrugged.
"Okay." Alfred agreed going back to the kitchen. Romano turned on the two uninvited persons in his house.
"Quit starring you slack-jawed bastards!" Romano hissed, Ludwig closed his mouth and looked away his face heating. Feliciano however beamed brighter and hugged Romano.
"Ve~! I didn't know that you and America were together!" Feliciano squealed happily squeezing the life out of Romano for a moment before rushing off after Alfred.
"Wait a minute! We're not together!" Romano tried to deny but Feliciano was not listening and was already in the kitchen with Alfred. Romano chased after Feliciano hoping the oblivious idiot did not say or do anything to make Alfred want to leave. Ludwig walked after the two at a calmer pace. Once Romano was in the kitchen he saw Feliciano hovering around Alfred asking a million different questions making the blond laugh.
"Have a seat and I'll make you some waffles Feliciano." Alfred promised with a chuckle. Feliciano cheered and sat down quickly.
"Ludwig! Alfred's gonna make us waffles, ve~!" Feliciano cried excited. Romano growled at his brother wanting to just throw the little spaz out but knowing Alfred would get mad if he did.
"That's...nice." Ludwig replied a little uncertainly.
"Shut up potato bastard! You better appreciate what Alfred makes and eat every last bit you ass monkey!" Romano demanded furiously stomping over to his own seat to eat his delicious food. Taking a few angry bites he calmed down a little and Ludwig sat down beside Feliciano a wary look on his face.
"Alfred did you clean the house? It looks amazing, ve~!" Feliciano spoke up happily. "I've been so worried about fratello lately."
"I did clean up a bit." Alfred replied with a sweet laugh bringing them the waffles which Feliciano accepted with a cheer and Ludwig with a soft 'thank you'.
"Not just 'a bit', bastard cleaned everything top to bottom." Romano snorted, Alfred grinned sheepishly eating his waffles.
"Amazing~! Ve~." Feliciano said in awe, Ludwig had taken a tentative bite of his waffles and had begun to scarf them down in amazement. Feliciano took a bite and made a sort of odd noise his face showing great pleasure. "Amazing, veee~..." He breathed happily. Romano stifled the urge to throw something heavy at them both and Alfred smiled happily. The rest of the morning passed much like that with Feliciano's excited chatter and Romano yelling at he and Ludwig while Alfred just laughed and enjoyed the company. Later on as Feliciano and Ludwig were about to leave Feliciano pulled Romano to the side where they would not be overheard with an excited grin.
"Your new wife is pretty!" Feliciano complimented excited and happy. Romano turned several shades of red.
"He's not my wife!" Romano snapped back his voice low enough it would not be heard, Feliciano frowned with chastisement written in his features.
"Well he should be! Now scoop him up before someone else does!" Feliciano scolded and turned around leaving his brother to stare after him shocked. Feliciano hugged Alfred goodbye thanking him for the food after Ludwig spoke his own gratitude and farewell. Alfred bid them well with a kind smile and turned back to Romano with a bright warm smile.
"Well, that was a bit exciting! Want to play a game?" Alfred said completely innocent of all that had taken place. Romano nodded weakly and followed Alfred to the living room.
TBC...
Yami Ryo: I'm SORRY! I couldn't resist.