Warning: yaoi, romantic crap, human names, and Romano! Cause he needs a warning by himself...Spain, nuff said.

Pairing: Romerica! Cause Romerica = Romance! Romano(South Italy)/America(Alfred F. Jones)

Disclaimer: Yami Ryo does not own Hetalia.

Chapter Five: Read the Fucking Map!

"I told you to stop and ask for directions!" Alfred protested from the passenger seat.

"We don't need to stop for directions! Just read the fucking map!" Romano argued making a sharp turn onto the highway. Alfred huffed and tried to read the map again.

"That was the exit!" Alfred cried out pointing at the sign the passed, Romano growled.

"Why didn't you point it out earlier?" Romano demanded heatedly, Alfred sighed.

"I'm sorry, I was busy reading the map. Look there's another exit up ahead that goes the same way just take 101 E and that should take us close enough to the new airport we'll be able to find it." Alfred told him pouting, Romano sighed.

"Fine." Romano replied and kept driving until he took 101 W. Alfred groaned.

"You took the wrong exit!" Alfred protested.

"You said 101 I took 101!" Romano growled, Alfred groaned.

"No! You took 101 W we're supposed to be on 101 E." Alfred told him.

"There's only one route 101!" Romano hissed, Alfred pointed at the map angrily.

"That's not what the map says!" Alfred said aggravated. "You know what if you're not going to listen to me then just stop for directions."

"I'm not stopping for directions just read he fucking map you dumb bastard!" Romano shouted, Alfred glared at Romano.

"Don't you yell at me! I'm trying to help you." Alfred said calm and firm completely annoyed with Romano. "Look there's a gas station just pull over and ask for directions."

"Fine." Romano ground out. "We wouldn't have to ask for directions if you could read a fucking map." Romano threw in another shot, Alfred glared.

"Don't pin this on me! I told you where to go but you weren't listening." Alfred snapped. Romano huffed and muttered something under his breath and stopped in the parking lot, Alfred slammed the door after he got out to ask for directions. Romano watched him storm away and groaned.

"This is going to be a long fucking meeting." Romano sighed. After a long slightly awkward and silent car ride they finally made it to the air port. Romano wanted to apologize to Alfred but at the same time was reluctant to swallow his pride. The flight to England was just as silent and awkward between them as the car ride was and Romano felt uneasy with the silent treatment Alfred was giving him. The world meeting was pretty much a nightmare for Romano who had Feliciano up his ass demanding to know what he did to Alfred and fucking Prussia was not helping with his blatant flirting with Alfred!

"So Alfred how about we go back to my place after the meeting? We could play a few games." Prussia said flirtatiously causing Romano to clench his fists so hard his nails dug into his palms.

"Oh, I love games! Do you have Silent Hill 5?" Alfred asked cheerfully completely oblivious to the way Prussia was undressing him with his eyes.

"Sure I do. We can play all kinds of games together back at my place." Prussia replied with a smirk.

"Okay." Alfred agreed smiling widely, that is until Romano hit Prussia with a chair. "Ack! Romano what are you doing! ?" Romano huffed with exertion and Prussia lay dazed with his head bleedinng on the floor.

"You keep away from him you god damned potato bastard!" Romano shouted furiously raising the chair again to hit him, Alfred grabbed him by the waist and pulled him away making him drop the chair.

"Are you out of your fucking mind? !" Alfred demanded as he pulled him out of the room of shocked countries. Germany sighed and walked up to Prussia.

"I warned you to keep away from America Bruder." Germany said flatly, Prussia was too out of it to respond and England chose to follow Alfred and Romano in case Alfred needed help. Out in the hall England listened to the two from a safe distance.

"What in the hell is your problem Romano?" Alfred demanded after letting Romano go. Romano scoffed and looked away.

"It's nothing." Romano sneered crossing his arms defiantly. Alfred glared at him furiously.

"I've had about enough of this attitude Romano! If you don't tell me what the hell is going on with you then I think it's time I move back home." Alfred warned him face set and determined. "Why the hell did you just attack my friend?" Romano pursed his lips and looked Alfred directly in the eyes, it was time to man up.

"That ass hole was flirting with you!" Romano explained, Alfred's face reflected his surprise his eyes widening and his cheeks flushing an adorable red. "I don't want him or anyone else flirting with you or touching you cause I like you!" Alfred's whole face flushed crimson.

"Y-you do?" Alfred asked a little shyly biting his lip and toeing the floor. Romano's own cheeks flushed.

"Yes damn it! I love your cooking and I love your company and I love y-." Romano cut himself off his cheeks getting darker, Alfred beamed at him and hugged him quickly.

"I totally love you too!" Alfred confessed kissing his cheek and pulling away with a giggle that he rapidly tried to cover, he was too excited though and only ended up giggling harder through his hands as he bounced on his heels. "I'm gonna go tell Mattie!" Alfred told him giddily kissing his cheek again and running off leaving a dazed and grinning Romano behind. As soon as Alfred was out of sight England's firm hand grabbed Romano's shoulder and spun him around. Romano cowered in the face of England's dark glare of doom.

"Just what do you think you are doing with my baby?" England demanded his voice promising death and pain, Romano paled but stood his ground. He would not flee, this was too important to flee.

"I'm dating him." Romano told him his voice shaking only slightly, England glared harder.

"Oh no you're not! You go break this off right now! I don't want you anywhere near my baby do you understand me." It was not a question it was an order and Romano was determined not to comply to this one.

"No." Romano said firmly despite his shaking.

"Oh that's so cute~!" A familiar lisping voice squealed causing both England and Romano to look over at the person in surprise, Spain stood there a delighted smile on his face. "My little Lovi is in love~!" Spain looked so happy Romano wanted to punch him.

"Shut up you tomato bastard!" Romano shouted embarrassed, Spain rushed over to Romano and hugged him.

"You are so cute when you are in love! You should make love to that beauty of yours soon~." Spain told laughing, Romano struggled to break free.

"We just got together that's not happening yet you pervy tomato bastard!" Romano screamed hitting Spain repeatedly. England glared enraged at Spain.

"What did you just tell that brat to do to my baby! ?" England raged punching Spain in the face, Spain let go of Romano to try and defend against England and Romano took this chance to flee.

"Fucking lunatics!" Romano huffed once he was safe.

TBC...

Yami Ryo: There we go! My Ma actually does this with directions to my Pa. I think she does it on purpose sometimes.