A/N: ok soooooo i know this took awhile. But, as I always say (mooostly to my parents) wwhatevver! }XD Now enjoy my weird- *Spongebob pops up out of nowhere* "Imaaaaag-" NO. JUST NO.

Disclaimer: Bonjour loves. Mademoiselle does not own Hetalia: Axis powers, World Series, beautiful world, or Spongebob Squarepants. Merci.

No one's POV

**Friday-12:33 pm**

Ludwig and Feliciano were waiting anxiously by the living room phone. Doctor Bachmeier was supposed to call them when the results came in. Ludwig was reading (like usual), and Feliciano was watching Spongebob Squarepants. He laughed at the yellow animated Sea creature's unfunny jokes (no offense to the show's fans). Ludwig put his book down and looked at the child-like grown man in his lap, wondering to hisself. 'He vomited again this morning for fifteen minuets straight. Feli also ate two extra plates of eggs, and some gelato afterwards. Grr. Vhen is zhat doctor going t-' As if it was planned, the phone rang. Feliciano turned the tv off, putting his serious face on. He got off of Ludwig so he could answer it. Ludwig reached for the gray and white communication device, and pressed the talk button.

"Hallo. Is this Mr. Vargas speaking?" The German doctor asked.

"Um...it's...um...Ludwig. The guy who came in vith Feli." Feliciano was waiting to hear that he has the results. "Ordnung. I just got the results. You should come down here now. I think the both of you need to hear this right now." Doctor Bachmeire had a serious and urgent voice.

"Ve're going now. Thank you." Ludwig hung up the phone in a rush, then quickly told Feliciano to go get his shoes on and get in the car.

**At the doctor's office**

"Am I okay, Mr. Doctor? I don't have to get anymore shots, do I?" Feliciano was close to tears. He knew it had to be bad if the doctor wanted them to come right away.

"You are healthy, Mr. Vargas. But, you are...um...pregnant." The doctor simply put, ignoring the second question.

"V-vhat?" Ludwig was speechless.

"A bambino? Luddy! We're going to have a bambino! Ve! Ve! Ve!" Feliciano happily cheered. Ludwig however, was light headed and ready to pass out. "A-a baby?" He whispered, low enough for no one to hear.

"Ja. A baby. I know you two know about Yao Wang and Ivan Berginski's son. The boy they had just last year?"

"Ja. Ve know."

"Okay. Well, if you really don't vant the child, Mr. Vargas, you can get an abortion. But the procedure could harm you. But, seeing as you are smiling and over joyed, you want to keep it. Am I right?" The doctor was, like always, looking at his clipboard.

"Ve. Doitsu, do you want to keep the bambino? I won't keep it if you don't want to." Feliciano asked his German lover.

"Nien."

"You...you don't want to keep it? Doitsu?"

"Nein." It was he could muster up.

"Doitsu, what are you saying?"

"Nien. Nein. Ve're not killing it." Feliciano embraced Ludwig in a tight hug.

"Ve! Ve! Ve! Stiamo andando ad avere un bambino, Doitsu!" Feliciano once again cheered.

"Okay, so you will keep the child?" The doctor piped up, breaking the Italian's and German's joyous celebration.

"Are we, Doitsu?" Feliciano looked at Ludwig innocently(if you could say "look" his eyes are always closed). Doctor Bachmeire's and Feliciano's eyes were both on Ludwig, seeing as Feliciano obviously wanted to keep the child, where as Ludwig wasn't.

"Ja." He simply put.

"Alright then. Since you are a nation, I'll need you to come in every Friday, or if there is a world meeting, on Monday. I already spoke to the doctor who dealt with Mr. Wang's pregnancy. Her name is Doctor Jennifer Kindly. She is a remarkable doctor. She'd have to be if she's delta vith almost every country out zhere. Now, some things you should not eat or drink..." Doctor Bachmeire went on and on about things Feliciano must avoid now that he is a "delicate" state.

**Lidwig's car**

Things were silent between the two. Ludwig was driving carefully back, while Feliciano looked out window and beamed with a bright smile. 'I can't believe me and Ludwig are going to parents. I have to tell Fratello. Oh. And Antonio, big brother Francis, everyone. I have to tell everyone! Ve! Ve!' Feliciano happily thought. Ludwig was also thinking to himself. Very deep in thought. 'I'm going to be a father. How. How zhe hell did zhis happen? Ve only did it once. Unless I got drunk again and forced him into it like zhe first time. Vhat. No. I vould remember vaking up next to Feli naked for zhe second time. How are ve going to tell zhe ozhers?'

"Doitsu." Feliciano spoke up.

"Ja, Feli." Ludwig replied, eyes still glued to the road.

"When are we telling the others?" Feliciano turned to face Ludwig.

"Um...how about the next world meeting? Ve can tell them then."

"Ve! Okay."

**The next day-Saturday, 11:58 pm**

"No way dudes. I'm telling you, we should make a giant super hero that can just push global warming somewhere else. Kiku, you can make that right?" A loud mouth American yelled to a Japanese man. Feliciano and Ludwig were in the middle of a G8 conference, and things are gong the way it usually does. Arthur and Francis were fighting, even though everyone knows there actually dating now, Alfred was screaming about the hero thing, Feliciano and Hercules were sleeping, and Ludwig was about to yell...in 3...2...1...

"VILL YOU ALL SHUT UP SO VE CAN GET THIS MEETING OVER VITH!" Feliciano woke up abruptly, letting out a shocked "ve" and jumping up. Hercules however, was still taking a siesta. Everyone else immediately stopped what they were doing, just like always.

"Now let's go off to lunch and come back so ve can get zhis over vith!" Ludwig finished off with walking out the door, Feliciano following behind. Everyone else started to do the same.

**At a random café in France**

Feliciano and Ludwig were in the middle of ordering their food. Feliciano ordered three pretzels and some tea, Ludwig ordered one pretzel and a cup of coffee. When the waiter brought their food, and they happily ate.

"Ludwig?" Feliciano took a sip of his water.

"Ja, Feli."

"W-when are we t-telling the others? We agreed to tell them today."

"I know. But it's really up to you. You are the um...mother? Right?"

"Ve. That is what Alex calls Yao. And I guess I'll tell them later."

"Okay." With that, Ludwig finished his pretzel and cup of coffee.

They were there at the café for an hour, totally missing the rest of the meeting. The couple (by couple I mean just Ludwig) was talking about what they'll need for their child in the future, whether they're raising it in Italy or Germany, and many more (boring) conversations.

It was great day for the two. They got to be alone, no shouting and fighting from anyone. Yup. It was absolutely a great day!

**Back at the meeting**

"Dudes, why are we still waiting for Feliciano and Ludwig? It's obvious they're banging each other at so e random hotel or something." Alfred complained.

"Wait. Banging each other? What's that aboot, Eh?" Matthew (who?) turned to his America lover.

"Matt, you need to catch up on the latest news and gossip. Or we so done." Matthew face palmed at Alfred's explanation. "Ludwig and Feliciano are daring. If you had stated at the party instead of getting drunk, then you'd remember."

"Um... Kiku, who is Alfred talking to?" Whispered Arthur.

"I am unsure, Mr. Arthur."

A/N: IVE HAD WRITERS BLOCK FOR FAR TOO LONG! And I still kinda do. }:p Anyway, i hope you enjoyed this chapter. The next one maybe a little longer because I'm going to a memorial service this Sunday for my friend's mom. Love ya momma Jen. R.I.P.

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Translations:

Ordnung- Alright.

Ve! Ve! Ve! Stiamo andando ad avere un bambino, Doitsu!- Ve! Ve! Ve! We're going to have a baby, Doitsu!