A/N: I'm so sorry for this being late. I've been doing poorly in math so I had to put all my focus into math. And Homestuck. And...well...basically just Homestuck... Well...Shinatty-Chan do the disclaimer!

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Shit. I forgot Shinatty-Chan is a stuffed animal and a knock off of Hello Kitty. Whatever. You know how it goes anyway. #Ebolo Everybody only lives once~

Italy's POV

**Thursday, Meeting-7:38 am**

Boring. Everything is boring. This meeting is boring. Probably because boring Arthur was hosting it. I sighed and placed my head on the conference table. Ludwig asked me what was wrong, but I just buried my head into my arms. I wasn't really feeling good. I was throwing up constantly this morning! Aurora hadn't agreed with my breakfast I guess. Aurora is our, maybe, daughter. We're not so sure about the gender, but I think it's a girl. I'm only three-almost four-months along. I've also gotten bigger. Big enough where the others can tell. And that's why Ludwig and I are announcing the the news today.

"Feli," I looked up at him this time. "The meeting is about to end. We should tell them now." I nodded my head as Ludwig cleared his throat, trying to get the other nation's attentions. All I did was sit up.

"This better not be abo-" Arthur started, but Ludwig interrupted. "M-me und Feli have something to tell you all." We both blushed as all the eyes in the room was now on us. "Um...Feliciano is...is...p-pregnant." The room fell silent. Even Alfred was lose for words. Of course everyone knew we were dating, but I guess they never knew we'd have children so soon?

"What the fuck, aru?" Yao exclaimed, claiming all eyes for himself now. "This true?" We both simply nodded together blushing ferociously. "You is whores." Yao earned a glare from Ivan. "Alexander has kept us up a lot this past week. Yao isn't getting enough sleep. So how long are you?"

I held up three fingers as my answer.

That was awful. It was so weird how my own big brother scolded me about having unprotected sex. Which he most likely does sometimes. He is Francis after all. Alfred and what's-his-face had congratulated me, along with a few others.

"That went well. I guess...?" I laid my head on Lidwig's shoulder as we walked to a café down the block. It was the café we go to every time Arthur hosts the meeting. The food isn't that good, but it's consumable. Which is good.

In a matter of no time, we made it to the small café. It was packed with a lot of people. Of course it would. It was the only café open this early. We grabbed a seat outside and a waiter came over to take our order.

"Ve," I thought. "Um...chocolate strawberry cake and some tea, please." Ludwig ordered what he wanted and the waiter went back to the kitchen.

"Ve. Doistu." I laid my head back on his shoulder.

"Ja Feli?"

"When is the food getting here?"

"We just ordered. Why are you so hungry?"

"I blame Aurora. But, she's probably going to make me throw up whatever I eat later on." Ludwig sighed and rubbed my back. The waiter came with our drinks and food, and we ate. Talked about things. We had a good time, then went to a hotel to stay at for the night.

**Friday, hotel room-4:09 am**

What a great way to spend the morning. I was hunched over the toilet spitting my guts out of all its content. After I was finished emptying my stomach I flushed the toilet. But I still felt nauseous. I heard foot steps coming towards the hotel bathroom. Of course it was Ludwig. "Feli, you okay?" Came his deep german voice. I got up, opened the door, and walked out to see Ludwig getting dressed. I collapsed on the bed. "Feli don't just drop onto the bed like that. It could hurt the baby. Now, are you feeling well enough to leave? Remember, we're going to your brother's and Antonio's."

"Do we have to leave today?" Ludwig sighed.

"Ja Feli." I groaned. "But Doistu. I'm hungry."

"We'll go out somewhere in a few. Now get some clothes on. Your not walking around dressed in a tank top and your boxers." I rolled my brown-amber eyes and got up. I put a polo and some lose jeans on. "There. This is all I'm wearing. I'm not wearing a stupid suit, and you can't make me." Ludwig smiled.

"Okay. Let's go." One step towards the door, and I felt something come up. I covered my mouth.

"Hold on!" I ran back to the bathroom, repeating what happened awhile ago.

**Lovino's POV**

"Stupid potato." I huffed. Antonio was forcing me to pick Fratello and the potato up from the airport because they're staying over for awhile. How am I supposed to tell Antonio tonight? I can't hold it off any longer. It's already been two months. "Fratello, stop being mean to Doistu. He is going to be your brother-in-la-" "FELI!" The basted turned bright red. I became nauseous at the thought of of that asshole being my brother-in-law. 'Gross. Technically being related to a bastard german like him is just gross.' "Would you two shut up. We're here. Dio." The idiots got out, Fratello had a bit of help from the potato. I then I got out.

"Antonio. I'm back with Feliciano and the bastard potato." No response. Probably in the garden picking some tomato for dinner. "Your room is down the hall to the left. It's right across the bathroom so you can't miss it." I plopped down onto the pale couch as the two left. But then I decided to be a smart ass and say "BY THE WAY, NO FUCKING ALLOWED IN THAT BED. OR ANY BED IN THIS HOUSE."

Fratello was just shoveling it in. Eating all my fucking pasta I made. Okay, it was mostly Antonio, but whatever. If he wasn't pregnant, I would tackle him and take the pasta for myself. And I'd leave some for him of course. Only a little. No tomato sauce though. That would all be for me. Ugh. Why am I thinking too much about food? I'm making myself hungrier. Damn it. And why did Antonio let that potato make some stupid german wurst. Gross. Kinda. Shit. Don't you dare make me crave that shit. Damn it. No. Don't. Give. In. No!

"So I thinks it's a girl..." Feliciano continued blabbering between bites. Potato was preoccupied with monitoring the amount of food Fratello was eating. Antonio was listening to Feliciano talk. I'll never get to tell him. Shit. It was getting to me. The need to tell him was overwhelming. I need to tell him. Only if Fratello would stop talking. What am I saying. He'll never stop! Can I just blurt it out? No. That'd be embarrassing as fuck. Damn it. Whatever. Fuck it. I'll just say it.

"An-" Shit. I just can't say it. Damn it! Come on Lovino. It's just two..or three? Whatever. It's just words. I can say them. I felt my cheeks burn red. Feliciano was talking himself to death, Potato eating, and Antonio still fully listening. "A-Antonio..." I whispered. "Antonio." Still not loud enough. "An...t...I'M PREGNANT!" It fell silent. Antonio looked at me in disbelief. I just looked away. Next thing I knew, Antonio was hugging me. Feliciano congratulated me. Potato tried to, but I said shut up before he could. "Dios mío! ¿En serio ?!" I nodded. "Finally! Now we can be parents! Just like you wanted! Remem-" "Shut up." I kissed the idiot. Right in front of my own brother and the potato. I don't give a fuck. Me and Antonio gave up on becoming a family after I United as one with Fratello. We were going to get married, but he was way too busy so we called it off. It was a good thing we hadn't told anyone.

A/N: Sorry for it being so short. I couldn't think of anything else. I'm so sorry. Don't hurt me. *America throws a baseball at me* HEY! Anyway, I hope you liked it. Especially the SpaMano I put at the end. I was actually planning this. I really was. But...alas...sadness comes...lol jfc XD Keep calm and review! Now I'm off to do some badass shit! *somersaults on the grass* WHOA! THIS IS SO BADASS! (I shouldn't have candy before writing...)

Translations:

Dio- God

Dios mío! ¿En serio ?!- Oh my god! Really?!