Warning: This will be slash (AKA: guy on guy)
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter because if I did I Sirius would not have been killed by drapery. I also do not own anything that you happen to recognize. In fact the only things I own are Ada Marcoli and the basic plot. How sad life is.
Repeat: I have warned you so don't get pissy with me if you're too stupid to find something else to read.
RY: As for everyone else, enjoy.
Chapter Three
"Get off me you cow!" Harry cried from his spot beneath Ada who had landed on top of him when they went through the floo.
"What? Who are you calling a cow you beached whale!" Ada cried indignatly. Neither meant it and were only joking though to those watching they appeared to really be arguing. Harry and Ada quickly found after being together for a short while that they loved to argue and never meant any of the insults they threw at each other. Sometimes they even threw punches though it was never hard and neither ever got hurt. They each had their own unique way to end a fight as well. Harry would pretend to cry and Ada would turn her back and ignore him, never usually at the same time though, usually Ada would frantically comfort Harry or Harry would beg for Ada's attention. It was an easy rutine to set up so that their arguments never got out of hand.
"Who are you calling a beached whale? I'll have you know I eat very little and work very hard to keep my body this good looking!" Harry shot back indignantly much to the surprise of the Weasley's that chose to all be in the room and Hermione.
"And it still don't work! You are still the fattest tard I have ever seen!" Ada jibed standing up and pretending to struggle to help Harry up. "You're so fat it would take a tracktor to lift you!"
"It would not! You're so fat when you take a step the entire Earth trembles off the rictor scale!" Harry shot back trying very hard not to laugh.
"Harry! That's no way to talk to a lady." Arther scolded playfully having caught on. Harry and Ada's lips twitched in almost grins almost breaking the false seriousness.
"What lady? She ain't no lady! She's a planet. She's so fat she has her own gravitational pull!" Harry cried pointing at Ada who bit the end of his finger and hit the back of his head, not hard of course. "Ow! Did you see that? Abuse! I am mentally damaged now!"
"You were mentally damaged long before I got ahold of you!" Ada protested.
"No I wasn't! I was perfect in every way but then you came and now I am ruined." Harry sighed dramatically.
"Yeah because fanboyism is totally normal." Ada snorted.
"Of course it is." Harry said biting his lip to keep from laughing.
"Fanboyism?" Fred asked curiously a grin spreading across his face.
"Oh no! Don't you dare Ada!" Harry protested seriously. Ada ignored him grinning.
"Why dear Lad did you not know that Harry here has a thing for bad boys?" Ada asked smirking. Harry takled her to the floor.
"I DENY EVERYTHING! YOU LIE!" Harry cried trying to cover her mouth. Ada just laughed and flipped them so Harry was pinned to the floor.
"Why he used to have the biggest crush on Roy Mustang. He was a much older man in the military with an adventurous tendancy. He often fought in battles and won. Though he could never beat Harry's other crush Scar. An escaped fellon that we don't know the real name of and Harry grew very attatched to though he was rather aloof and-" She was cut off when a bright red Harry finally managed to flip them.
"You promised you wouldn't tell!" Harry practically wailed.
"I said no such thing! I said I wouldn't tell about your other crush. Y'know the one that-" She was cut off again by Harry slapping his hands over her mouth.
"We are getting off the subject or I swear I will never ever cook for you again Ada." Harry said harshly. Ada nodded wide-eyed.
"Harry can cook?" Ron asked surprised.
"We simply must hear-" Fred began.
"Of these other crushes-" George continued.
"That our dear Harry-" Fred.
"Has had." George.
"No! Never again! They were childhood crushes and will never happen again! Right Love my life?" Harry asked Ada sweetly removing his hands.
"Only if you make me lasagna." Ada told him grinning.
"Need I list off the crushes you have had my Corruption?" Harry reminded. He liked that name, he'd call her that more often.
"Not at all my Purity. For you are my only love now." Ada insisted quickly, filing the name away for later use.
"I'd better be! It'll be a cold day on the Sun before I share you." Harry told her with a grin. They did love each other very much, maybe not as lovers but certainly no less, maybe more. It would certainly be impossible to tell.
"Perhaps. We should move on." Ginny inturrupted a bit melencholy.
"Fuckin' three A.M.! Why in the seven depths of hell am I awake at this hour? God my fuckin' head!" Ada griped following the group of Weasley's at a slower pace with Harry by her side. He rolled his eyes at her.
"Well maybe you shouldn't have gotten cocked off your ass last night. If you had stayed sober like I asked you to you would not have a hangover right now." Harry scolded.
"But Allen got me that bottle of self-replenishing rum. Y'know I love rum." Ada said licking her lips. Harry rolled his eyes at her and poked her in the side.
"Look, I've managed to stay off my smokes since we got to the Weasley's even though Allen was amazing enough to get me a self-replenishing pack of ciggs so you could at least try to stay sober..." Harry lectured before noticing she was fishing through her messenger bag. "You brought your crappy rum didn't you." It was not a question.
"You know I did, why do you always ask?" Ada snapped back.
"Hope that you wouldn't. Stop fishing for the rum and pay attention." Harry hissed.
"Sheesh! Will you just smoke already? You've been nothing but a bitch since we got here." Ada griped silently cheering in triumph when her fingers closed around the neck of the glass rum bottle. Harry sighed in defeat hoping no one saw as Ada took a massive swig.
"I'll smoke when we manage to get away." Harry promised grabbing her arm gently letting her know they were going to catch up to the others. She closed the bottle, put it away, and allowed Harry to drag her off now that she was awake. No one seemed to notice that they had been straggling. Harry saw Cedric and what must have been his father talking to Arther.
"Ah that must be Harry Potter! Bit of a rough bit my son beating you in quidditch last year." The man that must have been Cedric's father, who I seem to have forgotten the name of, boasted causing Harry to resist the urge to laugh and Ada to roll her eyes. Sports meant nothing to either of them and Harry only did it for fun. Cedric approached the two with an apologetic look.
"Sorry about that Harry." Cedric said sincerely. Harry grinned.
"That's alright. Be glad your father is so proud." Harry insisted happily. Ada rolled her eyes.
"Proud in an understatement Purity." Ada joked.
"Don't be aweful Corruption." Harry insisted pushing her slightly though he wore a smile. Cedric watched the two with a light smile, they were so comfortable with each other and Cedric admired that.
"Grab on guys it's almost time." Arthur announced. Ada and Harry crinkled their noses at the old moldy boot.
"I swear if I get a disease from this I'll be pissed." Ada hissed.
"Love, you're already diseased, may as well." Harry said lightly patting her hand after taking it.
"Right." Ada replied with a smile. Harry seemed to be adjusting a little better to her coming death. Joking was a start. Ada threaded her fingers with Harry who squeezed her hand and gave a slightly shaky smile.
TBC...
Attention: Okay so I changed my mind and now I'm having trouble. I need you readers to help me by voting for the best pairing for this particular story.
Sirius/Harry
Remus/Harry
Snape/Harry
Remus/Snape/Sirius/Harry
Please vote. I am having a slight mealtdown because of this. The pairing won't truly be initiated until seventh year but there will be 'moments' between each coupling that happens to be in the lead when I decided to put in a little fluff. Though Harry will be innocent of the moment and unaware while Ada laughs her ass off. Please save me from my mental mealtdown and vote! Thank you.