Yami Ryo: Okay, a few people seem to really like this so I'll keep going. Onward march!
Disclaimer: Yami Ryo does not own Axis Powers Hetalia because if she did then it would have been way more graphic than it was.
WARNING! This story contains almost no historical or present accuracy and is not to be taken seriously and in no way reflects how I really feel about anything other than fire, fireworks, and generally anything flammable...oh and violence, I loves me teh bloodshed! This will have mentions of Mpreg though you won't really find out much about it until a little later. This will have slash between whoever I decide or you happen to vote for. Right now I'm kinda torn between Yao/Alfred and Matthew/Alfred though. There will be fluffy slash, angst, swearing, violence, and explosions so if you're a pussy and can't handle it leave now or forever shut the fuck up.
This Would be Chapter Two
Cecilia kicked the doors to the meeting room in gleefully.
"The great hero Cecilia J. Jones is here to save the day the Mid-western way!" Cecilia announced...to an empty room. Libra rolled her eyes and walked in behind her.
"Stop kicking doors in Ceci. It's annoying and I'm not paying for your damages." Libra told her irritably. Cecilia laughed sheepishly and followed Libra to the front of the room.
"So where is everybody?" Cecilia asked. Libra sighed.
"It's only nine. The meeting doesn't start until ten they have plenty of time to get here." Libra answered. Cecilia looked at her curiously.
"But then why are we here?" Cecilia inquired curious about what could possibly have Libra up before twelve if it wasn't important. Libra smirked maliciously.
"I'm just setting up a bit of behavioral modification, yo." Libra informed her going up to every chair and placing a small device with clear wires and a small antenna lining the seats. In the front of the room on the podium sat a small remote. Curious, Cecilia walked up to the remote trying to figure out what it was. The remote had a series of little orange buttons with the name of all the countries carefully labeled under one button each. Cecilia noticed that there was no button for 'America' and wondered for a moment why. Contemplating for a moment she gasped when the horrible realization of what her sister was doing dawned on her.
"LIBRA! You can't DO this!" Cecilia protested. Libra snorted.
"I damn well can. It's only a little insurance to make sure the meetings go smoothly. It'll be fine, yo." Libra assured her. Cecilia looked at her uncertainly.
"I don't know. It doesn't seem very heroic." Cecilia protested. Libra rolled her eyes.
"Ceci, I love ya to death but you must understand by now I'm not the hero Ma wants me to be. Besides what's more heroic than keeping order?" Libra voiced convincingly. Cecilia sighed in resignation.
"I suppose you're right." Cecilia conceded. Libra finished with the last chair, smiled, and patted Cecilia's shoulder reassuringly.
"It's for the greater good, yo." Libra said smoothly. Cecilia nodded.
"For the greater good." Cecilia agreed. Libra smirked darkly.
"Good girl." Libra walked back to the front podium, picked up the remote, and began setting up for the meeting to take place soon.
Pretty soon the nations began to file in and looked at the two in the front of the room curiously. France not missing a beat sauntered up to the front of the room and presented a rose to Cecilia and kissed the back of her hand quicker than she could snatch it away.
"Hello beautiful. I'm afraid this meeting room is taken. But perhaps I could take you out later today?" France proposed only to have his sleeve set on fire by a coldly glaring Libra. France yelped jumping around and trying to put it out.
"First off! You ever proposition my little sister again I'll castrate you then burn you at the stake understand? Second we're filling in for America you retard! Go to your seat and if I see you get up for any reason that is not fatal I will eviscerate you! SIT!" Libra hissed hatred and anger burning in her gaze and making France whimper and rush to his seat. "Anyone else got somethin' ta say?" Libra glared at the rest of them. Most shook their heads though some were just too horrified by what just happened. England looked like he could not decide if this was reason to celebrate or if he should just run the other way. Without anyone noticing Canada appeared next to Libra and Cecilia.
"Libra...You shouldn't set people on fire." Matthew, or Canada scolded gently. Libra shrugged and turned to smile at Matthew while Cecilia jumped in surprise.
"It's just France." Libra replied shrugging it off. Cecilia hugged Matthew tightly.
"Mattie! I'm so glad to see you! You should come over more often you know Mom misses you." Cecilia told him happily. Matthew hugged Cecilia back.
"It's good to see you too. I'll go home with you after the meeting. Speaking of why are you here? Is Alfred okay?" Matthew asked concerned. Libra sighed running her fingers through her hair her antenna popping back up and twitching.
"Nah. Ma's sick so we're filling in till he's better, yo." Libra told him.
"Oh no. Poor Alfred." Matthew voiced his concern for young America showing on his face and in his voice.
"It's okay! We're taking great care of him!" Cecilia promised.
"I should hope so." The familiar voice of China or Yao said from beside Cecilia. Cecilia jumped out of her skin.
"Ninja!" Cecilia cried turning to Yao in horrified surprise. Libra rolled her eyes and Yao looked at Cecilia with just a bit of annoyance.
"Hello Yao. It's wonderful to see you again." Libra said sincerely. Yao smiled and nodded at Libra.
"Greetings Libra. It is good to see you as well." Yao replied softly. "How is Alfred doing?"
"He's ill. We've come in to take care of him and the south. Yo, you got any more of those sweets Yao? I just love those." Libra responded. Yao nodded.
"When lunch time comes you may share with me." Yao told her. Libra grinned.
"Epic. Can't wait. We should probably get this started though so just hop into your seat and we can get this done faster, yo." Libra said grinning.
"Do I have to sit too?" Cecilia asked butting in. Yao shook his head in exasperation but smiled at Libra and went to his seat quietly while Matthew went to his own seat.
"Yes Cecilia, go sit down, yo." Libra told her sighing. Cecilia pouted but went to her seat. Libra noticed that some nations were still walking around and growled in annoyance. "Sit down! All of you this ain't a social gathering yo!" Libra shouted angrily. The nations ran to their seats not wanting to be set on fire, though Russia and Belarus went at a more leisured pace. "Good. Now, you all may be wondering why I'm here. Well it's none o' your damn business!" She snapped. "However America has chosen to take some vacation time for an indefinite amount of time. He has appointed me in charge with all the power and responsibility he normally carries. There will be consequences for disobeying rules. You understand? No one speaks outside their allotted time unless to answer questions. Questions will wait until each speech is done. First up is Germany, yo." Libra said moving to sit in a chair off to the side. Germany got up and moved to the podium however Romano slammed his fist on the table in front of him.
"Why does the potato bast-AAAAARGG!" Romano yelped jumping from his seat. Libra smirked lifting her thumb from the button labeled 'South Italy'. "What was that!"
"Consequence now SIT!" Libra snapped. Romano sat quickly not wanting to be electrocuted again. Germany looked slightly impressed and went on to make his speech. Things went fine until England began his presentation.
"-And if we just-" England was interrupted by France.
"I do not think we should do thaAAAAAAAH!" France shrieked when he was zap-fried jumping from his seat his ass smoldering and his pants with burn marks.
"It's not your turn so shut up!" Libra sniped angrily. France sat down again shakily. There were no more incidents after that because no one else wanted to get zapped. Though when they broke for lunch Libra fried France and England just for the hell of it. Libra cackled and Cecilia glared at her.
"Gimmie that!" Cecilia demanded snatching for the remote and missing. Libra got up quickly and stuck out her tongue at Cecilia.
"Over my festering carcass Hero-Girl." Libra sneered.
"GIMMIE!" Cecilia cried rushing at the slightly smaller girl. Libra stuck her leg out holding Cecilia back with her leg while she swung her arms wildly trying to grab the remote from Libra. "LIBBY!"
"Gimmie, gimmie never gets!" Libra replied smirking and holding the remote out behind her and out of Cecilia's grasping range. Libra cackled the more Cecilia struggled to get the remote away from her. Libra stopped laughing abruptly when she felt the remote slip from her hand in a quick jerk.
"Libra S. Jones! That was not funny and I'm telling your mother." Canada scolded when she turned to see who took the remote from her. Cecilia looked triumphant while Libra looked sheepish. "Don't look so smug Cecilia J. Jones you knew about this and did nothing to stop it so I'll be telling Alfred about you as well." Canada shook his finger scolding the both of them. Cecilia's smile dropped and she looked at the floor shuffling her feet contritely.
"Sorry Mattie." The girls said together. Canada's face softened and he ruffled their hair.
"It's alright. If you girls behave for the rest of the conference then maybe I won't have to tell your mother about this." Canada mentioned to them with a wink. Libra and Cecilia both grinned at him.
"Kay." They replied together.
"Libra I want you to go un-wire all of the seats and Cecilia I want you to help her." Canada ordered them. Libra huffed but went to do as she was told and Cecilia rushed off to defuse the chairs. Yao watched the girls from beside Matthew.
"You are very good with them." Yao commented at length. Matthew jumped slightly and hugged Kumajiro to his chest tightly. He looked over at Yao suspiciously.
"They are my nieces. Libra lives closer to me than Cecilia but Ceci does come visit often." Matthew said carefully. Yao gave him a measured look.
"I suppose being so close to his children Alfred likes you quite a bit." Yao said in an off-hand manner though he watched Matthew closely. Matthew blushed and glared at Yao.
"I wouldn't get close to them just to get Alfred!" Matthew hissed.
"I should hope not." Yao glared at Matthew hard. "I happen to be very fond of Libra and I know how you watch Alfred. If you were to hurt Libra or Alfred I might have to take extreme measures."
"You don't know anything China." Matthew barked angrily.
"I know that you want Alfred as much as I do. However it is true I do not know how far you will go to win his heart." Yao turned from Matthew in clear dismissal. "I will keep an eye on you Canada. Be sure that winning Alfred's heart will be no easy feat when I want it too." Matthew watched Yao leave anger making his insides tremble.
'Oh it is on!' Matthew thought angrily.
"Yo Mattie. Where'd Yao go?" Libra asked curiously. Matthew reigned in his emotions and plastered on a smile for Libra and Cecilia.
"I think he went to the lunch room." Matthew told Libra. Libra looked at him as though he were insane.
"Dude what's with the face, yo?" Libra asked Cecilia nodding beside her and giving Matthew a worried look. Matthew gave a more genuine smile.
"Nothing. Don't worry about it." Matthew assured them. Libra shrugged.
"Whatever." Libra sighed running off to find Yao. Cecilia grabbed Matthew's arm eagerly.
"Let's get some lunch Mattie!" Cecilia suggested dragging Matthew and Kumajiro along to the lunch room. Matthew smiled at Cecilia and shook his head.
TBC...
PAIRING VOTES
Matthew/Alfred: 3
Yao/Alfred:1
Yami Ryo: Only a few people have voted but Mattie is in the lead for Al's affections!
Canada: Yes! (fist pump of victory)
Yami Ryo: He seems pretty happy about it.
Matthew: (smiles dreamily) Alfred will be mine.
Yao: The voting has yet to end Canada. (glares at Canada) Alfred could very well become mine.
Matthew: (glares back) You've only got one vote! I'm going to win and there's nothing you can do about it!
Yao: (glares harder) I can declare war. We can battle for Alfred's heart...and guess who has the bigger army?
Matthew: (O.O) You can't do that! That's not fair!
Yao: All is fair in love and war. (smug)
Mattew: But...But this is a democracy! Yami Ryo tell him he can't do that!
Yao: (glares at Yami Ryo silently daring her to say anything)
Yami Ryo: (O.O) I'm not involved in this right now! Talk to the reviewers about this! I'll tell Alfred! (runs away)