Escape of the Harem King!
A/N: Good day and welcome to this! Again! That's right, I'm making a sequel to this. The oneshot was so successful and people have been begging for a sequel so much that how could I say no? To put it in perspective, the first chapter got 1,000 views from when it was posted (Sunday) to yesterday (Tuesday)- to put that into perspective, that's even faster than Weiss Reacts and a Reactsverse Oneshot combined! That...is serious insanity.
So, by popular demand, have a sequel. Jaune is not safe :P
DISCLAIMER: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth, otherwise Velvet would have much more fanservice.
Credits to the following: Atlus, 4 Leaf Studios, Type-MOON, JC Staff.
Previously...
"...WHY AM I IN MY BOXERS?! WHERE'S MY ONESIE?!"
"I-I'm so sorry! My sorbet packet ended up over here, a-and I tripped, and thank you so much for picking it up!"
"Y'know, Weiss always calls me a yellow beast with boobs, but I'm not! I'm just a beast in bed~"
"Dammit, EVERYONE wants to jump me!"
"I like it when they scream~"
"I am his teacher. I decide if you get him or not!"
"S-shut up, Satou!"
"Today m-marks the third day of... J-Jaune's kidnapping by international pop superstar Rise Kujikawa and ...her a-accomplices, Rin Tohsaka a-and Lilly Satou." Lisa Lavender, clearly in tears at the news, stated on the news bulletin as the girls of Beacon huddled around the television in mourning- Pyrrha was huddled up on a cushion, cooing to a Jaune plushie, while Melanie was busy comforting her sobbing sister. Weiss was looking forlornly at a poster of Jaune, shirtless- taken for the Beacon Calendar that Weiss had bought up all the copies for- and Cinder was busy plotting Jaune's kidnappers' horrible deaths.
"...e-everything's over..." Ruby muttered.
"J-Jaune's gone..." Blake mumbled, reading a book in the corner.
"...t-those bastards..." Glynda muttered, anger clear in her voice. "...t-they took our Jaune!"
"Oh, quit moping!" Yang snapped. "So what if a popstar, a tsundere and a blind girl took Jaune? We can take him back!"
"B-but how?" Weiss looked up. "W-We don't know where they took him and my d-dad won't let me take out a Bullhead t-to find him!"
"Ah." Yang took out a small device with a screen on it. "I placed a tracking chip in his boxers while he was asleep! Now we ALWAYS know where Jaune is!"
Everyone looked up at her, except Pyrrha, who was still cooing to her Jaune plushie.
"I-it's okay, Jaune...it'll be all fine..." The spearmaiden whispered. "All fine..."
"That's right! I know where they're keeping him! And it's...barely twenty minutes away from the school." Yang looked at the screen in disbelief. "Well..."
Glynda stood up, fixing her glasses and her hair. "We must find him. Immediately."
"Indeed." Cinder stood up as well. "And then we can decide which of us gets to be with him first!"
"Not so fast!"
All the girls turned to see Penny and Cardin Winchester in the doorway. Cardin was wearing an 'I Love Jaune' t-shirt- the last one Pyrrha didn't buy out- and Penny had a picket sign with Jaune's head on it.
"W-we want to help too!" Cardin declared. "O-On one condition- I get a date with Jaune!"
"...fine." Ruby sighed. "Only if we get a date with him first, Winchester."
"Yeah! Friendship!" Penny cheered. "We will locate Jaune and expose him to our shining bodies!"
"Sounds like a plan~" Yang winked at her, much to the embarrassment of everyone around her.
"What?"
"Aaaaanyway..." Cinder turned to Emerald. "You, get us transport. I want two Bullheads ready to converge upon that house. Miltia, Melanie, I want you two to go help Emerald."
Glynda turned to her lot. "Coco, Velvet, make sure Port does NOT attempt to assist mister Arc again. He must not escape. Team RWBY, Pyrrha, Nora, get yourselves ready for battle."
Pyrrha stood up. "Very well."
"Aye!" Yang saluted her.
Ruby nodded. "Sounds like a plan."
Meanwhile, at the house...
Jaune squirmed; he was tied up in bandages that that blind girl, Lilly, had somehow tied him up in. He could hear the other two girls- he'd learnt from overhearing their conversations that they were called Rin and Rise- in the other room, discussing something- probably something about taking his much sought-after virginity. Great.
He sighed. "How did I get into this mess anyway?" He leaned against the wall, sitting up on his bed, still trying to struggle out of the bandages.
"You won't get out." Lilly commented quietly, sipping her tea from an elegant china cup. "I've tied those perfectly."
"Ugh...how do you know how to tie these? D'you kidnap people for a living?!"
"I-I have a healthy adolescent sex drive! One that I am...perfectly willing to demonstrate to you."
Jaune paled and continued struggling out of his bandages. "Come on, come on! These things have gotta have a weak point like in those movies!"
Lilly giggled at him, causing him to struggle harder in fear. Rin strolled in, sighing. "Ugh, these confounded things!" She threw her cellphone- smoking with the screen blown out- on the bed next to Jaune. "How do you use these demonic devices?!"
"Uh-"
"Shut up, you!"
Jaune protested. "I wasn't going to say anything!"
Rin glared at him. "...even stupider than Emiya..." She sighed, before sitting next to him. "...b-but you don't look half bad in those bandages...n-not that I'm into that, or anything, stupid!"
"...you kidnapped me and you're still acting like a tsundere?" Jaune looked confused before he got a pillow thrown at his head.
"S-shut it!"
"Hey." Rise poked her head into the room, pointing at the window. "Is that supposed to be there?"
"Is what?" Rin looked out of it to see a large Bullhead propelling itself towards the house. Her eyes widening, the magus leapt off the bed. "EVERYONE OUT OF THE ROOM!"
Lilly and Rise followed her hastily, forgetting Jaune in that one moment of fear. The boy struggled in his bonds, terrified.
"Guys! Don't leave me here! GUYS?!"
And then the Bullhead crashed through the window, smashing Jaune to the other side of the room with a grunt. "Ow..."
"Damn." Sun Wukong slid out from the craft. "I have terrible driving."
"Ow...Sun? What're you doing here?"
"Here to break you out." He sighed, pulling out a knife to cut his bonds- the boy stretched his arms to enjoy his freedom.
"Why?"
"Because...I have reasons, okay!" The monkey Faunus looked around. "Man, I think I just wrecked some rich girl's house..."
"W-what are you doing with Jaune?!" Rin strolled in, screeching at Sun and Jaune.
"Well, crap!" The boy quickly bundled Jaune into his arms and sprinted into the Bullhead, before flying it out of the hole in the room and away.
"You!" The magus pointed at the craft with a shaky finger. "I-I'll get you! Y-you stole my idiot!"
Jaune sighed in relief in the passenger's seat next to Sun as the craft flew away from the house. "Thanks, but, uh...why'd you save me?"
"You gotta teach me how to get girls like that!" Sun looked desperate.
"Uh..." The boy rubbed his head. "...what?"
"You do know that every girl in Vytal's crying their eyes out because you're missing, right? White Fang, Hunters, everyone!" The boy stated. "You've even got girls from other franchises after you!"
"Yeah, that was pretty obvious." Jaune sighed. "Why me?"
"You must have, like, some serious pheromones or good looks to do that. Your Semblance, is it attracting girls?"
"I hope not. I seriously, seriously, hope not."
"You gotta-" A large boom resounded from of the wings of the Bullhead. "What the-" Another one, and the Bullhead swerved to the right. "What's going on?!"
"I think they're taking us down!"
"That looked like a lightning bolt! I don't think I know any girls with lightning powers in Beacon!"
"Oh crap, not her! I've heard all about her on the Internet!" Jaune looked out of the cockpit to see their assailant, but another blast riddled the ship and turned out all power.
"Ah, crap." Sun Wukong sighed and the Bullhead plummeted to the ground, smashing into the ground. Wukong was knocked unconscious, but Jaune managed to turn himself to his assailant.
His eyes widened, his suspicions confirmed. He uttered out one word.
"...M-Misaka?!"
Meanwhile, the girls finally arrived at the location. Yang stepped out of the Bullhead they'd commandeered first, looking around and surveying the area. In front of them, three girls- the same girls on the news- were sitting down, weeping- the tall blonde one was simply sipping her tea calmly-, and a large hole was in the front of the house, with rubble strewn around the lawn.
"...what in the name of Dust happened here?!" Weiss looked around. "Where's Jaune?!"
"Some monkey g-guy...h-he took him!" The girl they recognized as Rin pointed in the direction where the Bullhead had taken him. "Literally just bashed into our house and took him!"
"Uhuh..." Yang nodded.
"Most possibly Sun Wukong." Cinder sighed. "That idiot...we'll have to go after him immediately."
"Someone's gonna get whupped, mate." Coco cracked her knuckles. "How dare he take our Jauney?"
"Y-yeah!" Velvet spoke up.
"Well, I-I'm coming with you!" Rin stood up, glaring at them. "I refuse to-"
"Nuh-uh!" Yang glared at her. "You're staying put right there! You kidnapped him!"
"You were about to kidnap him too!"
"Go back to your game, Rin! Besides, you already HAVE Shirou!" Blake complained. "You don't need another loveable idiot!"
"I-I don't love either of them!" The girl hastily crossed her arms, blushing. "I-I just find their presences intolerable to be without!"
Nora swayed her head. "Ooooh, getting defensive like Weiss!"
"Hey!" Weiss glared at her. "How dare yo-"
"ENOUGH SQUABBLING!" Glynda roared, surprising everyone. "We have a Jaune to retrieve! Leave these three girls to mourn- that's their punishment for kidnapping Jaune."
Pyrrha, meanwhile, was merely glaring at the three with killing intent in her eyes. Her face was deadly calm, and her eyes were sharp, her gaze as a dagger, piercing through them into their very soul.
"Yes..." She petted her Jaune plushie comfortingly. "...let them be punished."
Jaune struggled away from the Railgun herself. "N-no way! D-don't tell me y-you're after me too!"
"S-shut up! I just wanted to test my skills against you!" Mikoto struck him with lightning, which his considerable Aura managed to disperse. "...w-what the..." She looked at her hand in disbelief, before looking at him. "You're like Kamijou, aren't you?"
'Crap, she thinks I...crap, crap, crap!' Jaune panicked.
"W-what kind of ungodly power...n-no matter. I-I didn't shoot that plane down because I-I liked you, or anything, I wanted to t-test myself! A-and now that I know what you've got..." She grabbed Crocea Mors from the wreckage and threw them to Jaune. "I want you to fight me!"
"...uh...no!" Jaune turned tail and ran. As skilled as he had gotten, there was no way he was going to beat the Railgun in a fight by himself. Especially with that blast taking out a chunk of his Aura.
'Come on...please...something! This is NOT how I wanted to go!'
"C-come back here! Hey! Don't be so cowardly! Fight me!" Mikoto chased after him, blasting bolt after bolt after him, which he dodged.
"Come on, dammit! Why does the crappy stuff always happen to me?! Fukou da! ...and now I'm even TURNING into Touma!"
"Got your back, Jaune."
"Huh?" Mikoto looked behind her to see Lie Ren, on the back of a large beige dinosaur that was rearing up, its tail swishing. Ren was wearing a sailor hat and waving StormFlower, his pair of guns, like a cowboy.
"Woohoo!"
"Oh, now it's MY misfor-" The Railgun was immediately knocked out of the way by the RWBYSaurus' tail as Ren sped past to pick Jaune up.
Jaune looked at him in disbelief. "Ren! Where in Vytal did you get a dinosaur?!"
"I have my ways, Jaune! Now hold on! We're going off to Neverland!"
"...this isn't Peter Pan! Where are we actually going?!"
"Remember how I said this was the divine will of Oum? I lied, this is much worse. You seem to have a case of 'Harem Protagonist Syndrome'!"
"What's that?!" Jaune looked confused. "How's that even a disease?!"
Ren sighed as if the answer was obvious. "Symptoms include being inexplicably stupid-"
"Hey!"
"-stupidly attractive to girls and ending up in perverted situations with them by accident."
"Okay, so...why are girls from other universes trying to molest me?!"
"Your case is particularly severe." Ren noted. "This seems pretty hard, but...I believe if you overcharge your Aura and reverse the polarity, I think we can cure it!"
"What?! What does that even mean?!"
"I dunno, okay? I thought that gibberish might work to distract you from the fact that I actually have no idea why the hell every girl in the universe seems to be after your pants right now!"
"Well, that's just great!" Jaune sighed.
"Appreciate it while you can!"
"I think I'd prefer not to be shoved into a janitor's closet by every girl I see! Even if it IS Yang doing the shoving!"
"Wait...what the hell?!" Ren looked ahead to see a large mob of female White Fang members- some with replicas of Jaune's boxers on their heads- approaching them. "The White Fang are after you?!"
"What?! I thought that was just Cinder, Miltia and Emerald!"
"...I know what I have to do now." Ren looked serenely at him, before passing him the reins to the RWBYSaurus. "I'll distract them!" He pulled out a pair of Jaune's favoured deodorant and sprayed it all over himself. "Get as far as you can! If I escape, I'll meet you by From Dust til Dawn!"
"Got it!" The knight nodded as Ren leapt off his steed and looked around, extending his hands.
The White Fang set upon him like a pack of fangirls, glomping him and squeeing.
"He smells like Jaune!"
"Take him!"
"Quickly, take his boxers!"
Jaune let a single tear roll down his cheek. "...first Port, then Sun, now Ren.
...I have to finish what we started! I have to fix this somehow!"
He rode on, but he was met by...
"Going somewhere?"
"Crap!" Jaune and the RWBYSaurus stopped to see Adam Taurus, standing atop a derailed train, with a lot of female- and some male- White Fang grunts surrounding him.
"...end of the line, Arc." Adam smirked.
"Come on!" The knight whirled his steed around, panicking, as the grunts closed in on him.
"NOT ON MY WATCH!" Grenades from Magnhild smashed the grunts away from him, as Nora leapt in.
"Jaune belongs to ME, Taurus!" Cinder roared as she blasted more of them away.
"Team RWBY, you know what to do!" Ruby nodded as she and her team rushed in towards Jaune, smashing more of them away. Jaune could see Cardin and Penny beating up more White Fang, marching towards him.
Adam jumped off the train and went towards Jaune, but he was suddenly interrupted by Pyrrha.
"Jaune Arc is MY teammate." She glared at him. "And I WILL protect him."
"...oh shit." The bull Faunus felt fear as he saw the killing intent in the spearmaiden's eyes. "...no...please...y-you can have him!"
"Excellent." Pyrrha smiled as she turned to the now horrified Jaune. "And now we've come to take you home! We will have much fun in the dorm when we get back! I have to show you just how much I've..." She looked at him with lust in her eyes. "...missed you."
"NONONONONONONONO!" Jaune pulled the reins and the RWBYSaurus jumped over Pyrrha, using Adam's head as a springboard onto the train and away to freedom. Pyrrha shook her fist at the dinosaur.
"Y-you! Jaune, I'll come for you! I promise!"
Meanwhile, the battle between the Beacon fangirls and the White Fang fangirls raged on.
Jaune rode as fast as he could away, but eventually, even the RWBYSaurus was getting tired. It stopped and crouched by a pool- they were now in a forest just outside Vale.
"Dammit...I've got to...fix this..." The knight panted. "...I've got to...find a way..."
"Hah, you weird kids." Jaune froze in terror.
"...n-no..."
Roman Torchwick stepped into the clearing, twirling his cane. "Jaune Arc, was it? Well...
...you've got some explaining to do, pal. Like how in the name of all that is good and holy did you get Cinder to stop beating me with a broom and make her happy?!"
END
A/N: Well, there you go. I think I got a couple of A Certain Magical Index references in the reviews, so have a little fanservice on my part. Stay tuned for next time- what does Roman want with Jaune? Will Jaune ever manage to not get himself piled on by his harem? Will Rin ever learn how to use modern technology?
All of these and more will be answered next time! So, I hope you enjoyed that, leave your reviews, comments, ideas, suggestions and thoughts and I hope you have a great day! Until next time!