Chapter 6

Batista walked up to one of the drivers and asked him if he could take them, to go get something to eat and then drop them off at their hotel. The man was kinda intimidated by Batista's size and automatically said yes, without even thinking who he was originally waiting for. Kitten laughed at the scene in front of her as he walked her to the door. The driver came up quickly and opened the door for the two superstars.

They had been driving for about 15 minutes until they finally found one of their destinations. The driver had opened the back window to ask what they wanted so he could get it for them. Kitten refused and told him that she would be happy to go and get it herself. Batista smiled and started to get out of the car and help Kitten out. As they walked they noticed some kids outside with their jaws almost reaching the floor.

"What do you think they're staring at?"

"Who do you think, Kitten. Me of course! It's not every day that they get to see pythons like mine."

"Ha Ha… yeah, but they would have to be gay, big guy. I think it might be the fact that they never seen a diva this close before…", Kitten said as she blew a kiss towards them. Batista shoved her a little but was to late, she had already blown the kiss.

"Are you trying to make me look stupid?"

"No. I'm not that mean… and besides why would I want you to look stupid if you already do? It wouldn't make any sense"

Kitten looked up at him and wanted to make him swallow his own teeth, but she thought of something better. She just simply elbowed him in the gut, and walked a little quicker so he wouldn't be able to get back at her when they were inside. Once she reached inside, she turned around and looked back at Batista who had his left hand on his knee and the other on the spot where she elbowed him. He looked back at her and made her a face that could have peeled paint off a car, but for Kitten it was just another face. Since she was competitive she started making faces back at him through the door's window.

The two Evolution members continued their little war until a little girl came in front of Kitten and started to make faces at Batista. Kitten was shocked, and started to laugh. The girl's mother was standing in line and noticed that her child was no longer with her. She looked over to the door and found her daughter making faces at a man, who was making faces at her.

Batista on the other hand had no idea what was going on. The two girls at the window of a fast-food joint were making faces at him. One would make a face the other was thinking of another face to make and vise versa. Here they were, two adorable girls, making faces at him, Dave Batista. He stopped and chuckled to himself. He then had an idea. He waited for Kitten and her new partner in crime to come in to sync with one another. It took them a minute and Batista waited patiently for them. When they finally started making faces at the same time, he got out his camera phone and started taking pictures. Kitten was too busy having fun to even notice that Batista was taking them.

"Jessie? Jessie come her, I need to know what you want, so I can order it for you", the girl's mother said. The girl made one last face at Batista then turned around to look at Kitten. Kitten looked down and her and said, "Thanks, I don't think I could have won without you".

"You're welcome. I had fun. I used to think Batista was scary. But he's not. I think HHH is the one that makes him scary. He's always telling him what to do. But anyways I had fun. I have to go now cause my mom's calling me.", the girl said quietly. She waved back as she walked up to her mom and started to tell her her order. Batista had just walked in behind her. She looked up at him and made him one finally face.

"Now Kitten, you already started a war, and we finished it. Do you really want to start another one."

"No, I just wanted to get the last face in the matter that's all", Kitten giggled. Batista rolled his eyes as Kitten's attention went back to the girl. She couldn't be more that 5 years old. Her brown hair was wavy, which was tied into a pony tail. Her eyes were light brown, that accented the girls doll face. She then looked at her mother, who was an adult version of her daughter. It made her smile to see the two holding hands and laughing together.

By the time Kitten had come back from her day dream, Batista had already gotten their food and their milkshakes. He passed her a straw just as he started on his. Just as they were about to leave, Kitten stopped and went to a table. Batista followed her over to check what she was doing.

"Something wrong?"

"Oh no, I was just checking on the sandwich to see if you got me a hamburger."

"No I didn't. Hunter told me that you were a strict vegetarian, so I got you, what they call a grilled cheese. No meat, all vegetables. Personally I don't know how you live without meat. I know I couldn't."

Kitten looked back at him as she started to head for the door, not watching where she was going, she ran into someone. As she hit them, she dropped her hand bag.

"Oh my God, I am so sorry sweetheart. I wasn't watching where I was going.", Kitten said as she dropped to her knees and started to pick up her things from her hand bag.

"No it's no problem. I wasn't watching where I was going either, so the blame goes both ways.", said a man's voice. Kitten looked up to see who she had hit and was taken by surprise when she saw him. It was non other than Jeff Hardy.

"Oh my God, it's Jeff Hardy", Kitten said quietly as he smiled back at her.

"That's what it says on my birth certificate… Well it really says Jeffery, but no one calls me that, except my dad and grandparents", he said as he they stood up. Kitten just smiled back at him.

Batista stood their staring at what was happening in front of him. He didn't know why, but he didn't like where this was going, so he decided he needed to step in.

"Um, Kitten baby, we got to go. The limo is still waiting outside for us remember?"

"Oh yea, the poor driver, I forgot about him. Maybe I should get him something to eat."

"Beauty, Generosity, power, and so much more. Best part is that it's all rolled into on tiny little thing. My kinda girl", Jeff winked, Kitten giggled and Batista rolled his eyes.

"Hey Big Guy, can you go get him something to eat, so he doesn't think we're, ya know totally ego maniacs", Kitten smiled at him. Batista couldn't believe what he was hearing. He looked over at Jeff who was also looking at him. Batista then looked back at Kitten, who was still staring at him.

"No. I don't think you remember but, we're Evolution members…", he said angrily. "We're Leaving NOW!", he said. He then grabbed her hand and pulled her all the way to the limo. He almost threw her in while he climbed in himself. He yelled at the driver to get a move on while Kitten looked back at him, with what looked like fear in her eyes.

"What the hell was all that about anyways. I mean you didn't have to be a total prick about it. I would have gone and got it."

"That's not the point. I don't like that Jeff Hardy fellow anyway. He's not good for you."

"Um… HELLO! You're not my dad, Batista. Your my friend and colleague. I can date with who ever I want… and besides, we were just flirting. It's not like we're going to get married or something."

"Well, still I don't think Hunter would like it if his prize Kitten was flirting around with other wrestlers. That's not why we brought you in Evolution."

"Okay then, smart guy, why did you guys bring me into Evolution? What was it because I'm pretty, or was it because I can KICK YOUR ASSES IF I NEED TO!!"

Batista looked at her. She was angry and her jaw was wired shut. He knew she would take him, but he didn't know what exactly she was capable of and quite frankly it kinda scared him. Kitten was waiting for her answer and then figured that he would tell on his own terms, so she started on her meal. It's best to eat it warm because it will taste really nasty when cold.

"You have to ask Hunter that question. I'm not really sure why he wanted you in the group"

"So, you didn't want me in the group?"

"Well to be honest… no, I didn't want you with us. We're not body guards, but when I saw you beat the hell out of Rock and Foley, I was happy that you came along"

"Aww you're really sweet. So we all good now?"

"Yeah. We're all good. Hey do you want to watch a movie?"

"Yeah, what movie do you want to see?"

"I don't know something with action"

"Yea I think we've had enough comedy and drama for one night"

"Yeah I hear ya"

Batista and Kitten made it to his hotel room with their rented movie (Reader's Choice) and watched it until both fell asleep. Batista was laying on his back on the couch with Kitten sleeping on his chest with her left hand grabbing at his shirt. Batista then woke up to see Kitten fast asleep on his chest. He got the blanket that was behind the couch in a shelf (convenient ;-D), and laid it on the both of them. He then wrapped his arms around her back and laced his fingers. He looked down at her and then kissed her hair.

"Good Night"

A/N: OMG I am so sorry I haven't updated in like 2 weeks. I just started school again and so I was preparing for it and doing homework and all that fun stuff. Then the super bowl was Sunday so I really didn't want to do anything then so I haven't got the chance to write, so again I'm sorry. I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. Please read & review… I makes my day! Thanks for all my readers who do review… it helps me understand what people are looking for in my stories… THANX AGAIN! MUAH!! ;D