Chapter 3: The help
Here's chapter 3. Enjoy.
"Hey, Yoshi, look!" Mario pointed. "Huh?" Yoshi shifted his eyes as he followed Mario's extended finger. Yoshi's mouth then dropped to the floor, literary. "Oooh!" Mario wailed as he and Yoshi's
eyes grew large and wide. It was a sight they'd never seen before, and it was beautiful. They were in a land made entirely out of food. "Mario, look! There's a pancake mountain!" "Whoa! Hey, look over there, there's a maple syrup river!" "And a bacon canoe!" "And Cotton Candy Mountains!" "A-and lollipop trees!" "Ahhhh!" Mario and Yoshi ran around, eating everything in sight. "Mmn!" Yoshi
replied. "Crunchy!" "Huh?" Toad woke up and gazed at the clock. 6:50. The babies would be getting up for school in ten minutes. He then shifted his gaze over at Yoshi, who was chewing on his pillow while talking in his sleep. "Mmn, frosted coconuts." " Ugh, this is the last time I sleep in the same bed as Yoshi. Soon mid morning had come and Toad had left. All was quiet, until Yoshi got a call. "Hello?" "Hey Yoshi, how are you?" "Oh, hey, Luigi! I'm doin' just fine, thank you, and how about yourself?" "Great, thanks. Listen, I know this is too soon and all, but could you come over to my mansion?" "For what?" "Well, I'm doin' a little cleaning around and I need some extra help. I've already called up the others, and they're on the way. I tried to call you last night but I didn't get an answer." "Hm, I must've been when me and Toad were fuckin' around last night with those drugs, and alcohol." "You still here?" "Huh? Yeah, I'm on my way." "Great see you then." Yoshi
climbed off the couch, locked up his house, and left. "Hm, I wonder what the others are up to." Meanwhile, on the other side of the kingdom, far from everywhere else… Things were all good over at Wario's large gold mansion. He and Waluigi had been relaxing in the pool when Luigi had called them. Despite Waluigi's objections Wario had agreed to help, only because he needed to get off
his ass. The two had just left their mansion when a small figure approached them. "Tee hee, hi boys! How are you?" "Huh?" The evil brothers saw a small pink mushroom girl skipping towards them. It was none other than Toadette. "Hey, pinky." Waluigi replied. "'Sup, little Toad girl, and that's men, to you, too!" Wario replied. Toadette giggled as she rolled her eyes. "Okay, okay. What are you men up to? There, happy?" Toadette asked, as she put her hands on her hips. "Yes, actually." Wario replied. "I was indifferent." Waluigi replied. Toadette scoffed. "Go figure, 'cuz Wario over here claims he's a big, strong, macho man with huge
muscles." "Well, I am!" Wario protested. Toadette. "Oh, I know! I'm just messin' with ya, silly!" Toadette replied as she as she took off Wario's hat and ruffled his hair. No need to get offensive, grouchy pants." Toadette replied, puffing her lips out and talking in a baby voice. Waluigi laughed. "Yeah! Mr. crybaby! Weh heh heh!" Without turning Wario struck his fist into Waluigi's face,
instantly knocking to the ground. "Ugh! Owww!" Wario then turned to Toadette, who was rocking back and forth on her heels with her arms behind her back innocently with her usual smile on her face. "Yes, Wario." Wario just glared at the little mushroom girl, who smiled. Wario then put his hands on his hips and said, "I was not offended by what you said." Wario then crossed his arms, eyes
closed. "I'm just cool like that. Besides, not everybody can be blessed with good looks like me." "What good looks?" Toadette asked as Waluigi, who was still lying on the ground, laughed. Wario repeatedly jump on Waluigi and then glared at Toadette. Pointing at her, he said, "You better be glad I like you and that we're friends, or else I'd beat you!" Toadette giggled. "Oh, I'm very grateful." She said, sarcastically. Wario growled as Toadette laughed. "No, no. But
in reality, I'm really grateful for our friendship." "I know." Wario said and grinned. "You were being sarcastic, I know." "Ooh! Wario actually knows something. Let's give him a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen!" Wario scowled as Toadette chuckled. "Now, let's go! I know you guys got letters from Luigi too, now c'mon!" Wario sighed. "Okay, okay!" "Ooh! And let's make it a contest, too! First one to the mansion gets a prize!"
"A prize?!" Wario asked excitedly. "Yep!" "What kind of prize?!" "You'll have to find out!" "Alright, little Toad girl, you're on!" "3-2-1 go!" Wario quickly yelled as he ran over Waluigi. "Deeaguh!" Waluigi yelled. "Hey, that's cheating!" Toadette yelled. "No, it isn't!" Wario yelled back. "Oh, come back here!" Toadette yelled as she ran after Wario, trampling Waluigi in the process. "Ugh!" "Oops!
Sorry, Waluigi!" Toadette called. Waluigi struggled to climb to his feet, but fell back down. "Uugh!" He sighed. "Why me?"
End of Chapter. See ya next week!
-yoshikirbykid