Chapter 4: Round 'em up!
Hi! Here's Chapter 4. Enjoy.
"Tell me why we're doing this, again?" Roy asked Lemmy, as the Koopalings were flying in an airship. "Because, I feel like helping someone!" "That doesn't sound very evil to me!" Morton whined. "I know, but Dad's going, too!" "Ugh, fine!"
Roy groaned. "So, how much longer before we arrive, Dad?" Iggy called to Bowser, who was piloting the airship. "Mmn, not too much long son, in fact we're here!" "About time." Wendy mumbled. "Let's just get this over with, so I can go back to the mall." "I'm with you, sis. I don't want to do this anymore than you do!" Larry agreed.
"Shut up." Wendy replied. "Sorry." Larry muttered. Just then, the koopas saw Toadette running up the dirt path. The house was inches in front of her. "Ha! I've got this! Wario want know what hit him!"
Toadette ran with all her might and touched the door, winning. "Yahoo! That's right, Toadette wins!" Toadette cheered as she did a little spin "What the heck was that?!" Iggy asked from the airship. "Who the hell knows." Roy replied. "Language!" Bowser replied. "Sorry, pops." "Took ya long enough, Pinky." Wario replied. "Huh?" Toadette turned and saw Wario leaning on arm on the house, with the other resting on his hip. "Huh? What do you mean, took me long enough?!
How long have you been waiting for?" "Mmn, not long, maybe 10 minutes?" "You mean to tell me that I lost?!" "Yep." "Ugh! I can't believe this!" Toadette sighed. "Oh well, it was fun. I'll give you your prize when this is over with." "Yes!" "Huh?"
"What is it?" "Isn't that Bowser's airship?" "Yeah, it is." "I hope he didn't bring those kids of his." Toadette muttered as the door opened. "I'm happy they're here. Besides, maybe I can woo his daughter." "You do knows, she's 16, right?" "I know. And damn can she race I mean, hello!" "
You have absolutely no morals, don't you?" "Yep. I'll do any girl that I please." "Yeah… so anyways, this is just random, but are you still after Rosalina or…."
"No, not really. I mean I use to be but…" "Lots of people did, well until she got that god awful new voice. How many voices had she had already, two?" "No, I think it's three, remember Mario Kart 7?" "Oh yeah! Personally, I just wish they kept her first voice. That was her best voice." "I totally agree." "C'mon! The door's opened!" "Alright,
alright, I'm coming!" As the twosome walked in the noticed quiet a few people were already there. "Ooh, look, Wario! It's my brother Toad! And my boo Yoshi! Look! It's Funky, and Diddy! Ooh, is that Dixie? And Tiny? Ooh, and my girl, Birdo, eee,
and everyone else that's here, and-" "Oh. Hey guys, what's up?" "Huh?" The two turned and saw sitting on the couch." "Oh, hey DK!" Toadette replied cheerfully. "Sup, big guy, what's been going on with you?" Wario replied as they fist-bumped. "Nothing much, you know, just working, relaxing,
and playing it cool." "I hear you." "So, what's been going on with you?" "Eeh, you know, I've been-" "Eeee!" Suddenly, Wario was interrupted by Toad's squealing. DK covered his ears. "Ugh, what was that?!" "Y-yeah! It sounds like someone died!" "Oh, hey guys! I'm practicing I'm a pig!" "Pigs oink,
you jackass!" Wario growled. "Oh, well then I'm a ferret-pig! Oink, squeal!" Toad yelled, as he strutted around on all fours. "Fuckin' retard." Wario muttered. "Well, he is special." DK replied.
"Tsk, yeah." "Special, but funny." Just then, Toadette saw Mario sitting in a chair, chatting with Yoshi, who then got up and left, leaving Mario to her. "Eee! Hiiiiiiiiii, Mario!" Toadette replied.
"Oh?" Mario looked down and saw the little Toad girl with the biggest smile ever, staring at him.
Mario smiled. "Well, hi Toadette. How are you?" Mario asked. "Oh, I-I'm good." Toadette replied. "What about you?" "Great, thank you. Especially knowing that you're here, too." Mario replied as he playfully winked. "Ahhhh!" A lovesick smile
appeared on Toadette's as she then imagined Mario and her being a couple. As Toadette babbled on, Yoshi turned and looked at Waluigi, who had just arrived. He took on look over at Toadette and Mario, turned to Yoshi, and said, "I see pinky's gushing over to her crush, eh?" Yoshi nodded.
'Yeah, in fact it's kinda funny." "Weh? What do you mean?" Waluigi inquired. "That Toadette really likes Mario, but he's totally oblivious to this, unlike the rest of us." "Yeah, it kind of is…..." Waluigi murmured as he rubbed his chin. After awhile of talking and catching up, the crew heard someone descending from the stairs. "Hello, everyone." Luigi replied. "Grr!" Waluigi started to get up from the couch. "Let it go." Wario said,
causally. "Let it go, let it go-" "Stop." Wario said in stern voice turning to Toad and Yoshi. The two looked at each other. "Let the storm rage ooooooooon! The cold never bother me anyways!" "Actually that's a lie." Yoshi remarked. "The cold does bother me! I mean, I don't have any freakin skin! Hello! I'm a reptile!" "Haha!" Toad laughed. "Whew, we sing good in harmony, huh?" "I'll say!"
Wario gave them a look that, "shut the hell up or I'm murder you!" "Fine." "Alright, man." Yoshi said, coolly. "I see we made it here fine." Birdo turned to Funky Kong. "Speaking of fine…" "Ahem."
Yoshi cleared his throat. "What?" Birdo asked. Yoshi just smiled and shook his head. He knew Funky Kong's good looks were too much to ignore. "First off, I wanna thank everybody for coming, and taking time out of your day to help me. Now let's get started!" Toadette and Birdo were working together, DK, Funky, and Diddy were a team, Wario, and Waluigi, Dixie and Tiny, Bowser and Luigi, (as Luigi needed someone strong to help him) Morton, and Wendy, Iggy, Lemmy, and Larry, Roy, and Ludwig, which left Toad, Yoshi,
Mario. Toadette and Birdo smiled. "Well, let's hop to it bestie!" "Yeah." "What about bestiality?" Bowser asked. "I-I said besties. How the hell do you get that confused with-you know what? Forget it." "Yeah, this is Bowser we're talking about. Not the smartest tool in the shed." Birdo replied, as she knocked on Bowser's head.
"Is there anything up there?" "No." Toadette replied as the two girls giggled. Bowser growled as he stomped off. "We can do it!" Toad said! "Of course you can." Birdo remarked. "Really?
Go for it!" Yoshi said in TT's voice. "No!" Diddy said as he laughed. "God, that's been ages ago! I-I don't even remember any of them." "Didn't two of them get bought by Microsoft when Rare sold them?" Yoshi asked. "I think so. I understand why you got kept, but what about those other Rare people?" Toad asked. "Aw, they're too minor for anyone to care about. They're in storage." Diddy replied. "Although, I think the two Microsoft character's name are Billy, Cashew, and Conquer." Toad and Yoshi looked at each other and laughed. "Alright, let's get started." Everyone had been working for about a good hour with nice results, when suddenly, "Hey, what's this?" Toad asked.
His group was up in the attic working, when he had found something, "Hey, Yoshi! Look!" Yoshi had been stacking some boxes when Toad trotted over to him. "Eh? What's up, T?" "Check it out!" Toad appeared to be holding a mysterious looking green book with purple flames and a chain lock covering it. The title was written in a mysterious language. "Oh, man! Where'd ya find that?!"
Yoshi asked, intrigued. "I was cleaning out one of the shelves when I found it." The two stared at it. "What should we do with it?" Yoshi asked. "Open it, of course!" However, this proved to be a difficult task, with the lock paddled on. "Hm. It appears as though I can't open it." Toad sighed. "Hey guys, Mm, what's up?" Toad and Yoshi turned and saw Mario, eating a sandwich. "Toad found a book and he's trying to open it." Yoshi explained.
"Yeah, and where the hell have you been, you silly bitch?" Toad said and laughed. "Me and Yoshi have been cleaning for over an hour and now your just coming?! Haha!" "Well, I had to fix a snack, and then Toadette and Birdo needed my help with something, so I've-a been helping them."
"Oh, that makes sense." "I gotcha a sandwich!" Toad and Yoshi grinned. "Thanks, Mario!" "Thanks, buddy!" "Aw, it no problem!" After eating, Toad got up and fiddled around with the book. "Hey, you think that book's locked up for a reason?" Yoshi asked. "I dunno, Yoshi, you could have a point. Toad saw a bobby pin lying on the
ground and grabbed it. He then began to fiddle around and pick the lock. Yoshi stared. "A bobby pin?" "What are you gonna do with that?" Mario asked. "Yeah?" "Well, boys, I'm glad you asked, because I'm gonna pick the lock. If I learned anything from being a little brother with an older sister, it's that bobby pins are the answer to
everything! I used them to pick her locks and read her diary back in high school, remember?" "Yeah!" "Oh yeah! Boy I remember being a young teacher back in my 30's teaching you all." "Yeah." Click! "Shbingo! You've got it!" Yoshi exclaimed. Toad grinned. "Told ya! Now let's see what secrets this bad boy holds!" Toad put his hand on the silky smooth velvet cover and opened it. Mario and Yoshi peered in with him as the threesome stared in awe. Words were written in which turned out to be booish." "Looks like it's written in booish, aka the language of the Boos." Mario remarked.
"Yeah. I wonder what all this mumbo jumbo says." "Yeah, and I bet humba wumba wants to know, too!" Toad looked at the grinning Yoshi and smiled as he shook his head. "Booish, blackish, booblah, plum, bookish, tookish, blippish blung!" Toad read.
Suddenly, Luigi and the rest of the gang walked in and looked. A green portal opened up from the book, as a beam of light shot up to the ceiling. The book shook frivolously in Toad's hands. "Whoa!"
Roy said. "Gnarly!" Funky Kong remarked. Luigi saw Toad holding the book. "Toad, Gaah! What are you doing with that?! What did you do?!" "I-I picked the lock and read some words in booish!" "I had that book hidden for a reason. Close it!" "Um, okay!" Toad said. Toad tried to close the book, but failed. "It won't close!" The door slammed shut as the portal from the book shook, knocking everything off the shelves. "Crap, we just cleaned those!" Yoshi replied. "Huh? Anyone else feel funny?" Toadette asked. The gang looked and gasped. Toadette was literary getting sucked in the book. "Ah! T-toadette, what's happening to you?!" asked Yoshi, with a hint of terror trailing in his voice.
Eee! I dunno! It's just-" Slurp! "Ahhh!" Toadette yelled. "Ahhh! S-she's gone!" Diddy replied as his eyes widen. Birdo turned to Toad. I don't know what kind of shit this is, but you better bring my girl back, or else!" "Don't worry, Birdo, I want my sister back too, but-" Slurp! Waluigi was gone. "Yay!" Luigi cheered. The portal then got out of hand and sucked everyone up. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
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~yoshikirbykid