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It was 3:27am when Heather finally had enough of it. Gwen had been pacing around all night and being the wonderful roommate that she is Heather decided to not ask what was wrong and go to sleep. She was hoping that Gwen would stop pacing around.

"Gwen, stop it." Heather finally told her. "I don't care what's causing you to stay awake! Go the hell to sleep!"

"Heather, do you think I'll be a good single mother?" Gwen asked her. "I mean if I'm going to kill Trent and raise this baby by myself, it may be hard to be a single mother."

"That's what's keeping you and me up?" Heather sat up and glared. "Here's a sane thought! Don't kill him! problem solved. Go to sleep."

"I just need to know if you'll help me." Gwen sighed. "I mean if I kill Trent how would I get rid of his body? Should I wait until the baby is born? Do you think Duncan would help me raise the baby? What do I do if he won't?"

"Gwen, I think you need to stop worrying so much." Heather sighed. "If you're going to kill Trent you need to wait until morning! Trent isn't even here for you to kill him now."

"Yeah, I know." Gwen played with her hair. "Things like this take time! Did I ever mention that the sight of blood makes me sick to my stomach?! I just can't do this by myself!"

"Gwen, go to sleep." Heather told her.

"I can't sleep." Gwen told her. "It's nights like this I remember waking up after having a bad dream. I was like 10 and I would always go to Duncan's room and he would sit up with me and talk to me."

"You two sounded like you had a nice relationship." Heather smirked. "Then you went and killed the love of his life."

"Courtney was not the love of his life." Gwen rolled her eyes. "If you ever met her, you would know that what they had was the furthest thing from love."

"Love comes in all forms." Heather told her. "I'm going to sleep now. Do us both a favor and shut up!"

"To think, I always wanted a girl to stay up and talk about stuff with." Gwen rolled her eyes. "I'm really starting to wish I didn't have one."

"You don't." Heather sighed. "You have a roommate who wants to get some sleep! Go to sleep weird goth girl!"


Duncan was having a hard time sleeping too. He couldn't sleep because Noah was sitting on his bed Indian style with his back up against the wall and that stupid desk lamp he had was turned on. Noah was scribbling something down in a book and talking to himself.

"Noah, seriously?" Duncan groaned as he sat up. "Out of all the times you could have picked to write in that thing you pick now?"

"Yes." Noah told him. "I finally figured it out."

"What did you figure out?" Duncan rolled his eyes and yawned.

"How to get my perfect life." Noah smirked at him. "You see. I figured out where we're going to live and how we're going to make money. You're going to have to be a drug dealer and we need to have a basement so we can keep Cody in there and you can marry Heather and she can play housewife and make sure Cody stays in the basement and I'll have a job as a children's doctor and then when I see poor parenting skills I can kill the parents and take the kids and then Cody can raise them and I assume you and Heather are going to have about 5 kids because you two seem like you would both have really wild sex lives and not use protection."

"You planned out a dream life?" Duncan glared at him. "At this hour? Why am I with Heather?"

"Because I see her as the breeder." Noah told him. "Someone has to have babies for us so we can keep our genes going strong. Yeah, Cody and I will have to adopt and at some point Heather will have to sleep with Cody too. It's okay though, because I'm sure neither of them will like it."

"I don't want Heather." Duncan told him. "I want that fiery hot red haired girl."

"Dammit!" Noah yelled and started scribbling. "I wrote this in pen! Now I have to re-write everything and add Zoey into it! You should have told me this earlier. Now I'm going to have to double up on drugs. Zoey obviously would never willingly go anywhere with you."

"I'm good with her staying in the basement with Cody." Duncan told him. "I want her. She reminds me of Courtney."

"Speaking of her..." Noah pointed to the wall. "What happened to the picture?"

"I took it down." Duncan sighed. "I figured not even seeing her face would help me not hate Gwen."

"How is that going for you?" Noah smirked.

"About as well as your fake dream life." Duncan chuckled. "Why are we drugging Cody? He was your boyfriend at one point, I would assume he's just as nutty as you."

"That's the weird part." Noah told him. "Cody and I are total opposites."

"I guess opposites attract." Duncan shrugged. "Anyway, can't you come up with a plan where I can make Zoey love me and not bring Heather with us?"

"I'll see what I can do." Noah sighed. "Maybe her love you is going to be hard, it's obvious she hates you."

"Make her like me." Duncan told him. "Can we please talk about this tomorrow?"

"Fine." Noah turned off the light. "Goodnight."


Blaineley was editing the footage that she saw fit for TV. Everything was going exactly the way it should. Chris still had all the control and the ratings were better than ever. She loved seeing everyone in their current state of mind, especially Heather after the way she acted towards her in TDWT. Josh was checking the messages boards, they were getting hate from some of the fans too. Some of them thought this was horrible to do to people, but if they were really fans of the show, they would know that Chris wouldn't agree with them. Even if Josh and Blaineley could do something to help them, it's not like they would anyway. This was hilarious. Blaineley however stopped laughing when an angry Leshawna came storming in.

"Girl, you and I need to talk." Leshawna yelled at Blaineley.

"If it isn't the fair princess." Josh smirked. "What can we do for you?"

"I want you to stop making Harold obsess over me!" Leshawna told them. "I feel bad for him! This isn't right."

"Sorry, can't help you." Blaineley told her. "Didn't you get my emails? It's virtual reality and you can't just stop someone's thought process like that."

"I'm going in." Leshawna crossed her arms. "I want you two to hook me up now! I'm going to talk to Harold myself."

"Are you sure about that?" Blaineley asked her. "Not that I'm stopping you..."

"Yes, I'm going in." Leshawna agreed.


Staci was talking in her sleep and Cody couldn't stand it. It meant that he wasn't able to sleep. She even told lies in her sleep! How is that even humanly possible? So, Cody decided to write in his journal that Chef suggested he should write in to help him feel better. Cody had a plan in mind that was going to make his life so much better around here. Cody smiled as he read his list to himself.

Things I want to do:

-Visit Noah.
-Bring Noah Books.
-Try to make him admit he knows who I am.
-Make Noah jealous by giving Sierra attention.
-Admit self into Nut ward willingly.
-Make Noah feel incredibly guilty and awkward.
-Convince Noah to take a walk with me alone.
-Get Noah to let his guard down and kiss me.
-Slit Noah's throat and kill him (for using me as a human test subject and then trying to trick me into making me believe I forgot what happened. If he thinks I don't remember, he's wrong! He's going to die for it. I've been playing this game with him long enough! His time is almost up!)
-Befriend Gwen and then pin it on the already crazy and possibly pregnant nut case.
-Kill self to prevent living in this room forever with Staci.

Cody smiled at his plan. It was almost time to continue the rest of these steps. Cody was looking forward to it. His boyfriend would never see this one coming. Noah used and abused him and took him for granted. What Noah failed to remember is that Cody lived in that apartment too! He had all of Noah's supplies and books. He's been studying too.


So, Leshawna is joining the game. That should be fun. Who saw the whole thing with Cody coming? I guess he didn't forget what Noah did. Quite a few people seem to have a plan going on here. Who's plan is going to work and who's going to die? I think everyone in this story wants to kill someone except Zeke and maybe Izzy? Heather has a few options to explore, what do you think she's going to decide on? Also, with Cody playing Noah do you think he knows? What's going to happen to poor Sierra? Will Scott ever convince anyone he's not a lying moron? Will Trent talk about the granola ghost? Why was I too lazy to add a Scott and Zoey part to this chapter? (Yes, I started writing it and then I liked the ending with Cody better.) I've come to the conclusion that I need to actually try to write Trent normally. I tried to write a one shot with him in it and I failed and made him horrible OOC. I don't think Trent is legally allowed to be normal in any of my fics anymore. So tell me guys just for the hell of it...What are you most excited to see in this fic?