Nikki: Steve, he calls me names. He calls me a dirty cunt. He beats me for two...Maybe three days straight. And I know he is cheating on me. When I see if he is home, I see him talking to different woman. He says they're his co-workers. His friends. But I doubt it. I don't want to stay with him. I need your help. And I also want to find out the truth.
Steve: If he passes the lie detector test...Will you stay with him?.
Nikki: Honestly, no. I deserve better.
Steve tossed the chairs.
The audience clapped as they yelled, "Steeeeeeve!".
(Angry) John: I never cheated on Nikki! That test is...That's pure bullshit! I never cheated on you, bitch!.
(Shouting) Steve: HEY! Do not talk to her like that on my stage!.
(Yelling) John: Don't fucking boss me around!. I bet you're not a real marine. A real officer. That's right. You got discharged. You became a marine journalist. And you...you worked for a twisted police department, in Chicago. So don't try to school me, asshole!.
Steve tried to smack John but John duck and fisherman suplexed Steve. He said, "You can't see me!". And gave Steve the five knuckle shuffle. Steve got up, and John gave Steve the attitude adjustment.
John raised three fingers on each hand and raised the WWE-World heavy weight championship.
(Screaming) John: THE CHAMP. IS. HEEEEEEEERE.
Random guy in the audience: CENA JUST DEFEATED STEVE. HE BURIED STEVE.
A/n: I swear, I never meant to offend anyone with this fanfic. Or my gone girl fanfic. It's all fake stories, anyway. :)